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We have too many Matts

  
  

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Mysterious Transfer Student
12:10 / 05.07.07
Well, I didn't resist the urge, people. Hurt me now.
 
 
Shiny: Well Over Thirty
12:18 / 05.07.07
I'm actually reasonably glad it will be another couple of weeks before it becomes possible for me to change my name to Shiny Matt's Things. I think the urge will have passed by then. Surely it will.
 
 
matthew.
12:58 / 05.07.07
I remember hazily that one time this happened and even Haus changed his name to a variation on matt. A bunch of people did it.

Well, that's Barbelith for you. We just can't keep a good (well bad) joke down.
 
 
Katherine
13:26 / 05.07.07
My goodness it is tempting to come up with something but I will resist!

My iron will is unbreakable or it could just be I can't think of anything...
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
15:01 / 05.07.07
"The Mattbyss Gazes Also"?
 
 
gridley
15:14 / 05.07.07
What the heck! It's been ages since I changed my name.
 
 
Dutch
15:31 / 05.07.07
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

MATTBAN!
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:46 / 05.07.07
I stayed the course and didn´t give in to this latest trend which surely will turn Barbelith into a raving Matthouse.
 
 
Katherine
16:58 / 05.07.07
"The Mattbyss Gazes Also"?

Could I live with it for x amount of days?
Hmmmmm...



NO..


I...




Must...



resist..........
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:05 / 06.07.07
Well you know what the BORG say.
 
 
Mistoffelees
10:43 / 06.07.07
Well you know what the BORG say.

"My greatest point is my persistence. I never give up in a match. However down I am, I fight until the last ball. My list of matches shows that I have turned a great many so-called irretrievable defeats into victories."
 
 
doozy floop
11:29 / 06.07.07
What I find most troubling about this whole sordid mess is that the google ad for this thread is:

"Hot Trend For Christians
Do Your Part For Jesus – Help Build the World's Largest Cross! "

I mean, I know Matt/Matthew is biblical-like, but is Matt also a hot trend for Christians as well as Barbelith? And do all Matts really want to help build the world's largest cross? And if so, why?
 
 
electric monk
11:42 / 06.07.07
You've never heard of The Church of Jesus Christ of MATTer-day Saints then? They do a lot of Good Work for the Lord. In the name of Jesus. And Matt.
 
 
jentacular dreams
11:50 / 06.07.07
"Do Your Part For Jesus – Help Build the World's Largest Cross!"

I'd imagine he's probably a bit sick of them. I mean going through it once was enough, surely?
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:01 / 06.07.07
But will it protect us from the World's Largest Vampire?
 
 
gridley
12:03 / 06.07.07
Presumably they're building the world's largest cross so that they can trap and crucify the world's largest Jesus.
 
 
jentacular dreams
16:48 / 06.07.07
It reminds me of those chick tracts, where the post-raptural depictions of Jesus always seem to be as a somewhat massive figure. Perhaps the builders* are planning to pull some gullivers' travels shit to prevent the apolcalypse?

Hmmm I sort of regret not doing the matt thing now...

* www.nazarethcross.com says the cross is to be 60m tall with a church built at the intersection (15 storeys up). What they don't say is that the building is obviously top heavy and Nazareth is on an intersection between the eurasian and arabian plates.
 
  

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