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You know how this happened? I thought that Kali and SHEP had unceremoniously broken up and I was a little confused. Then I was told that instead they were going to engage in a ceremony of the nuptial fashion. You can imagine my confusion I'm sure. I dawdled over to that happy thread and regretted it (no offence but it was a little like "pass the bowl matron". More because I am a cynic than truly critical). I was like, why can't those two make up their fucking minds? This is so typical of barbelith, I know one is some kind of terrifying god and the other is a fluffy dog but REALLY.
THEN I realised it was another Matt who was having a bit of a time with the hounds of love. So you see Matt is engaged, heartbroken and not Matt at all unless his mum says so all at the same time and now we have to matten down some matches?
Basically if no other Matts could post about their relationships until they've become James or Steve or Ben that would be less confusing for me. I know that your pants are full of important items for you and that your hearts are floating on the sea of tumultuous heart rendering starfish and your mum can call you Matt but some of us are old, old ladies who don't understand these things.
Basically all you Matts are going to have your hearts stolen by Steve anyway so I just don't see why you're trying to committ yourself to any other course of action. It's obvious. Look at him
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