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Yeah... to be fair there is a fairly large intersection between the set of people selling magic beans and the set of people who have mental health needs--some people genuinely believe that their snake-oil is the real thing--but the unfortunate Timecube Guy is outside of that.
Meanwhile, back on topic, here's one for Team Futhark: Rune-Radionics™ Technology. "What is Rune Radionics™?" I hear you ask. Well, "Rune Radionics™ is Super Radionics™ that is rooted in the numerical system with the base 18: The 18 Runes of the Armanen Futhork. We showed in our Basic Rune Course and elsewhere that the 18 Runes of the Armanen Futhork correspond to the basis-number of the periodic system, to the natural zodiac of Runes, the the Runic scale of 18 tones in the octave, and to many other natural constants that are rooted in the creative structures of the universe. Therefore, Rune Radionics™ is gigantic steps ahead of all traditional radionics devices and run-off-the-mill radionics programs!"
Why settle for a home-made orgone accumulator when you could have a RAD 6 RU Advanced Rune Radionics™ Power Device? "This extremely powerful generator of creative Od is fashioned after the Rune Master Radionics Program. It boasts six generators of life force (Od), each output pipe being silver. The six rows of three dials for each of the 6 generators of Od (life force, chi energy) are six Rune Radionic tuners that you can set in tune with the Rune Master Radionics Program! |
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