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This is the thread for people who now have to set fire to their homes.

 
  

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Ticker
17:48 / 22.05.07
I spotted a party like that in my garden a few years ago. what kind are they?
 
 
Saint Keggers
18:00 / 22.05.07
Comparing them to the picstures on www.whatsthatbug.com has led me to believe that they're baby Cross Spiders.
 
 
Saint Keggers
18:02 / 22.05.07
The adult.

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Quantum
18:07 / 22.05.07
...have two penises, both of which break off during sex...
I spotted a party like that in my garden a few years ago.

Hahahahahahahah! House parties rule!

they stay the hell out of my mouth when I sleep.

Does the average person consume four spiders per year in his sleep?

If they were that smart would they really have let some sniggering rag-week arachnologist give them all that caffeine and LSD and fuck up their webs?

Spiders on drugs youtube vid.

Did you know...
-Little Miss Muffet of the nursery rhyme really existed? She was the daughter of Dr Mouffet who believed spiders had healing powers when eaten.
-The weight of insects eaten by spiders every year is greater than the total weight of the entire human population?
-There can be up to nearly 5 million spiders per hectare?
-Spiders have 48 "knees": 8 legs with 6 joints on each.
 
 
grant
18:20 / 22.05.07
Did you know...

*Spiders are, pound for pound, more affectionate than dogs?

*Spiders are very clean, sweet-smelling and incredibly responsive to subtle stimuli?

*Although they may occasionally consume their arachnid mates, they will not eat human partners?
 
 
This Sunday
18:23 / 22.05.07
Kegs, that baby pic is great. The second pic, not as great, but it gives one hope for all the little ones.

Grant, I posed that query and then immediately realized I don't know that I've ever seen a picture of you or what you look like. Brain went: touch + hand = grant-hand.

And, yeah, the two penis thing, combined with the fact many spiders have some genitalia between their eyes and mouth, there's just something that tells me there's no plausuble way we'll ever understand the spider mind. Even if we dropped acid together and spun some webs.
 
 
grant
18:27 / 22.05.07
The Spider wants you to dance.
 
 
Ticker
18:48 / 22.05.07
OH! I want to learn it!
Sexy spidah dancin'!
 
 
Quantum
18:55 / 22.05.07


I HAZ TWO BREAKY PENIZZEZ!
 
 
Ticker
18:57 / 22.05.07
Now that would be a hell of an action figure.
 
 
grant
19:31 / 22.05.07
Eh. Kids would just lose them.
 
 
This Sunday
19:43 / 22.05.07
Sell a separate pack of thirty or so. Like caps, or the barrel of tiny throwing stars you could buy to replace the ones came with Ninja Turtle toys. Under a 'We love you Spider' label.

Completely removed from spiders, is there a technical term in the toy industry for the action-features? Like when you work an arm and something shoots?

And back to a specific spider: Whadja do Pacific? What... did you do... with the spider?
 
 
Quantum
19:47 / 22.05.07
Y'know, in this context his webbing does look very... spurty.

Someone just pointed out that MJ could carry them around for her convenience, a Peter Parker penis in your pocket. There should be action figures but the girls would only lose them.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
21:54 / 22.05.07
As if by the magic of the 'Lith, I just caught a house spider in my living room, creeping from between some comics I haven't shelved yet (Iron Man: Hypervelocity #3 and #4, for the minus people who care). A tumbler, postcard and gentle hands soon showed our guest out into the night.

Spiders: way less bad to have in your house than wasps, cockroaches or rats.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
23:49 / 22.05.07
Spiders: way less bad to have in your house than wasps, cockroaches or rats.

Absolutely. There are no other insects in here, and I'm pretty sure I have the spiders to thank for that.
 
 
Tsuga
00:35 / 23.05.07
Other than the webs catching dust, I'm fine with the spiders. Many of them really are beautiful in their own way, like that bad-ass one in front of the hand. The orb-weavers around here are a great orange and yellow color.



It seems like a lot of you need to get outside more often. It's fine to not want something unknown crawling down the back of your neck, no one wants actual disease-spreading insects or animals around, and you certainly don't want to provoke a poisonous bite, but really. It's obvious to say but I will- we're just one part in a big live world, no matter how much we try to sterilize it or contain it or contain ourselves from it. You shouldn't remove yourselves too much from "nature" (using that word in the vernacular), it's really not good for your head. This time of year, my ceilings are covered with a bunch of mayflies. The carpenter bees are bumbling around and the occasional hornet, and there's a billion frogs at the bottom of my yard yelling for a good lay.I've got huge black snakes in my shed, they're hanging off the rafters sometimes when you walk in. It's all fine. It's nasty to say but true; I don't want a housefly going from soupy fecal matter onto my sandwich, but if it does, it probably won't kill me. It's not so crazy to think that, it's really not that weird to not be too freaked out about these things. It may be easier for me because I'm inured, so I don't want to be dismissive of other's fears. I'm only saying too much of that fear is alienating yourself from some of the best parts of the world you live in (and sure, some of it's the not best. Personally, I'm more worried about a rabid bat or racoon.)
 
 
Tsuga
01:26 / 23.05.07
By the way, I'm sorry if that middle part there comes off a bit blanket statement-like and/or condescending. I didn't mean it quite like that. Like, saying "need to get out more often" is always a little insulting, even if it's not aimed at anyone in particular.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
03:13 / 23.05.07
That's a beautiful spider there. But then again, I'm usually biased in favor of the little guys.

And "Spiders: way less bad to have in your house than wasps, cockroaches or rats." Truer words have never been spoken. About spiders, anyway.

That being said, Tuna's a braver kid than me. I've seen what a brown recluse bite can do. I know it almost never happens, and I probably never need to worry about it. But I wouldn't hit an atomic bomb with a sledge hammer either, so when I run into one, I do my best to respectfully stay out of their way.
 
 
grant
12:45 / 25.05.07
They don't actually feed on earwax.
 
 
Katherine
12:55 / 25.05.07
I don't mind spiders given two rules, they are not bigger than a two pence coin and they don't surprise me. Lucky I live in the UK really.

And I just know someone is going to worth me wrong on this.....
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
13:14 / 25.05.07
grant, you think that kid will keep the spider as a pet, or did they already kill the poor little guy?
 
 
Saint Keggers
13:30 / 25.05.07
Do mean the spider or the kid?
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
15:19 / 25.05.07
Yes.
 
 
Essential Dazzler
19:50 / 25.05.07
Whadja do Pacific? What... did you do... with the spider?

Don't worry, I didn't kill it! I stopped squashing bugs 3 years ago.

I coaxed it onto a roll of kitchen roll and then ran screaming and deposited it out of a window.
 
 
*
20:49 / 25.05.07
You're a brave and magnanimous human, Pacific.
 
 
grant
20:58 / 25.05.07
Now if only ze could figure out what that raspy noise is in hir left ear....
 
 
Essential Dazzler
20:59 / 25.05.07
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
 
Papess
21:00 / 25.05.07
I used to be afraid of spiders. I am not anymore. I just stopped being afraid of them simply because they were creepy. Besides, I have met creepier humans.

Funny but, spiders tend to like making a home in my coffee maker overnight, (the part where you pour the water in). In the morning I end up drinking dead-spider-coffee. Which, isn't so bad for me, but I imagine it rather sucks for the spider. That has happened twice now.
 
 
Essential Dazzler
21:01 / 25.05.07
I'm sure people wouldn't believe me if I said grant's last post really did make me flinch, but it's true. This is the level of skittishness you are dealing with here.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:01 / 25.05.07
And for your friends who drink your coffee! Dont forget your friends!
 
 
Papess
21:17 / 25.05.07
Oh yes! You did indeed, drink some spider-coffee with me, Venger.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:29 / 25.05.07
I know! Eight times I had to pick legs out from between my teeth.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:33 / 25.05.07
Last night I drempt I had earwigs up my nose. I blame you lot.
 
 
Papess
04:58 / 26.05.07
Spiders on Drugs! They even tested caffeine.
 
 
Ticker
12:42 / 17.07.07
An army of spiders, one as big as a child's hand, have been spotted near some homes in Powys.

It always brings a smile to my face to think of weird creepy crawlies being where they should not. Me, I'd consult my Australian friends for help picking out good long sticks.
 
  

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