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What do I do about Enemy Cat?

 
  

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Quantum
23:41 / 10.05.07
...oh and also +


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Triplets
23:42 / 10.05.07
This looks like a movie for Chow Yun Cat.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
05:21 / 11.05.07
your cats have got him outnumbered and everything, they need to fix up.

I gotta agree here. Tell your cats to gird their loins and man up.


I mean, my cat wouldn't take shit like that. He's a big boy, over twenty pounds. When he walks down the stairs they creak. No claws, but he's got thumbs and once when a neighbor's kitten was effing with him he sat by and let it go for a bit, licking his paw, and then straight up karate chopped the shit out of the poor little guy. I broke them up when he started to perform an illegal choke hold. He's cold-blooded.

Although really, I'd never let him fight. He's a handsome devil.
 
 
Shrug
06:34 / 11.05.07
Maybe some sort of Catopticon could be formulated?




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Katherine
07:13 / 11.05.07
The problem at the moment is there is no reason why it shouldn't come in, so give him plenty of reasons not come in.

Make sure your cats food is up when they aren't eating, either spray the enemy cat with water or bodily throw him out(you may need welder's gloves if he's violent). Of course if you are going with the water option I would chase him out of the garden as well, just to ram the point home to it. There is the added sniper option if you spot him in your garden of squirting him then as well.

Hopefully all this whilst hard work at first will encourage the enemy cat to change it's boundaries and go for a softer option somewhere else.
 
 
Olulabelle
07:41 / 11.05.07
Aha! There are two Enemy Cats.

British Enemy Cat = Big ginger fucker, name not known.

Canadian Enemy Cat = Socks.
 
 
Evil Scientist
08:09 / 11.05.07
To defeat Enemy Cat you must recruit Ally Dog!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
08:25 / 11.05.07
The last British Enemy Cat I had was actually a black cat with little white booties!

The Big Ginger Fucker does stand out in the memory though. It was huge. I was a bit scared of it.

Luckily I think my cat may have murdered him during AN EPIC STRUGGLE. I kind of love that, domesticated as they are, cats have just mapped their vicious gang warfare on to our homes and gardens.
 
 
grant
16:01 / 11.05.07
Bears may not work.
 
 
Quantum
16:22 / 11.05.07
Look how patient Ginger Enemy Cat is in that picture, he can wait...
 
 
Olulabelle
17:10 / 11.05.07
Yes, and how difficult does it look to get up that tree? You'd have to really want to.

Big ginger fucker is one evil Enemy Cat.
 
  

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