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Why the HELL did I do THAT?

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Mistoffelees

16:11 / 11.04.07

I, for one, welcome our new spider plant overlord.

Olulabelle

16:56 / 11.04.07

But spider plants are not mean and do not eat their owners in order to become overlords. It's unheard of. This one must have been quite severely provoked.

Mistoffelees

16:59 / 11.04.07

It probably was exposed to too many kinky SF stories by its owner.

/...vegetates

BE UNAFRAID MY CHILDREN.

For I am The Spider Plant of LOVE.

20:36 / 11.04.07

Oh, okay, that's alright then. So long as you're our spider plant overlord of love, I'm content with you being our spider plant overlord. I was just worried about the y'know eating and such, but a spider plant overlord of love wouldn't eat its subjects, right?

pssst... somebody get an axe.

Sibelian 2.0

20:53 / 11.04.07

Need I indicate to my subjects the irony of axing their rightful lord in a thread entitled "Why the hell did I do that?"

Anyway, I'm not bothered about being an overlord. And, erm, I didn't eat him. He's fine! He just tripped and fell, that's all, and banged his head. He's having a nice lie down.

Essential Dazzler

18:19 / 14.04.07

I haven't eaten a full meal in 6 days, and not single bite today.

And I haven't reigned in the drinking appropriately.

I may just keel over and die at some point.

Time for food!

Mysterious Transfer Student

12:13 / 01.05.07

In the goatee-wearing mirror universe "why the hell DIDN'T I do that?" thread, I'm currently kicking myself for not setting aside time, effort and money sufficient to go to the Bobby Conn/Drones Club event this week, featuring the involvement of several of Barbelith's most radiant flowers.

Someone, go and come back and tell me what a fool I was.

Wait, I'll do it myself...

*autofacepunch mode execute go*

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