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Metalocalypse

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:07 / 28.02.07
Has anyone else been watching this? Dethklok, the ultimate black/death metal band are the biggest band in the world. And the most brutal. BRUTAL!!!

It's just ace. Lots of metal in-jokes (the "Dimmu Burger" franchise, the King Diamond guest voice thing) but lots of good old-fashioned Adult Swim FUNNY SHIT, which you don't have to be a metalhead to get. (The in-jokes, to me, though, make it more affectionate than it could otherwise have been. These guys KNOW what they're taking the piss out of).

I've watched the first six so far, but my favourite moment has to be when Dethklok are doing a coffee ad. Interviewer- "Aren't you worried your fans will think you've sold out, doing a coffee ad?" Lead singer Nathan Explosion (Nathan Explosion. What a great name. The only one in the band who beats him is William Murderface) replies "NO. We will make coffee METAL. We will make everything... METAL".

Really, it's the bestest. Ten-minute episodes that just fill me with far more glee than is healthy.
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:09 / 28.02.07
I'll see if I can find it on youtube, and get back to you. Thanx for the tip, though
 
 
Closed for Business Time
21:14 / 28.02.07
HAHAHA!!! Stoatie, my man, I'm kicking myself for not beating you to this. As a Norwegian and a long-standing (black) metal fan and former metal bass basher, this is the bestest necroest shit I ever saw. For those who don't have Adult Swim, I find that this link is da shit.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
21:17 / 28.02.07
SPOILER!!!!!















I canna remember which ep this is, but it's the one where it's Murderface'c birthday, and the rest of the band decide to fuck with him. They give him his present in front of a massive crowd. Paraphrased - "The most metal present of them ALL: NOTHING!"
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:24 / 28.02.07
WOW!

Just saw episode 1, and I have to admit: those guys are the MOST METAL METAL BAND EVAH!

I particularly liked their bio-organic, dragon-shaped mountain, hellish hang-out. And Murderface (Murderface, Murderface, MURDERFACE) looks eerily like Ned Flanders.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:55 / 28.02.07
Three replies in less than an hour.




BRUTAL!!!
 
 
Sniv
22:21 / 28.02.07
This show is the total nuts, it's perfect 1am telly. I think the music in the show is better than it has any right to be, I hear they're releasing an album of it soon.

My favourite ep so far is the one where there's an assassin in the castle and he keeps killing people but the band barely notice, even though they care deeply for their employees. METAL!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:34 / 28.02.07
WOW. I just watched the one with the Snakes'n'Barrels reunion... and fuck me if it wasn't the funniest one yet.

I'm seriously on the verge of giving up all other TV shows. Yes, including Who, Galactica AND Dog Borstal. Many years ago, I told everyone I knew that Sunset Beach was the reason they invented TV. And I believed it. I know now that I was wrong. Sunset Beach was merely the John the Baptist to Metalocalypse's Jesus.

This just rocks on a ridiculously high level. You can't even SEE eleven from here. That was AGES ago!
 
 
The Timaximus, The!
03:13 / 01.03.07
I like the one where they adopt a son and try to get him neutered.

I'm out of the Adult Swim loop. Any word on when the second season's due?
 
 
MacDara
16:01 / 01.03.07
Many years ago, I told everyone I knew that Sunset Beach was the reason they invented TV. And I believed it.

I'm glad someone else remembers! They don't make TV like that anymore...
 
 
symbiosis
17:08 / 01.03.07
It's a really funny show. And the metal music is much better than most metal I've heard.(metallica should be taking notes from these cartoonists)

When they lowered the bass player into the Marianas trench to get a better sound, I was rolling.
 
 
Ticker
17:37 / 02.03.07
I think I'm in love.
I spent most of last night and a good chunk of today watching episodes and I can't stop!


"That's impossible, there's no such thing as trolls."

"Than how do you explain the dead unicorns?"


Thank you Stoat for my new favorite addiction!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:58 / 02.03.07
BRUTAL.
 
 
The Falcon
18:10 / 02.03.07
This is the good shit, for sure. Anyone who'd read Kerrang! magazine over the last 30 years would surely agree.

Anyway, maybe I'm out of touch, but it does seem the primary artifact being drawn from is surely '...Some Kind of Monster', the Metallica biopic - interesting to see Hetfield and Hammett both do voicework occasionally here, not sure for whom. I had thought Hetfield = Explosion, but not every ep it appears? Yeah, stuff with the therapist and the producer do seem like the 'what should have happened' versions from said biopic (e.g. the album should have been so heavy that Bob Rock's eyes imploded.)
 
 
Ticker
19:32 / 02.03.07
I think Nathan Explosion has triggered my Danzig receptors. Though there may not be enough Darque Elvis qualities to his vocal style to really tap into it...

I very much need a Dethklok hoodie now.
 
 
Ticker
23:07 / 02.03.07
Crap. Now I've watched all 20 of them. Need. MORE!!!!
Or else I'm going to start up on a killing spree.
Or a Home for Wayward Kitties.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:12 / 02.03.07
Just watched the one where Nathan Explosion "passes" his exams and has to give the graduating speech at Harvard- "GO FORTH AND DIE!!!!!!!!!"

I am going to bed now. I don't want to use these all up and there're only seven left. Brutal.
 
 
Triplets
02:12 / 03.03.07
I don't know metal from nu metal. However, the first episode was, indeed, BRUTAL.

"You are a g-milf, that means a grandmother I would like to-"

So wrong. So yes.
 
 
Chiropteran
02:50 / 03.03.07
\m/\m/

Between the theme song and Go Into the Water, this is actually some of the best metal I've heard in a long time... Six episodes in and counting.
 
 
Cowboy Scientist
12:46 / 05.03.07
I said it before, and I'll say it again.
BRENDON SMALL CAN DO NO WRONG.

Did any of you watch Home Movies (also created by him) or am I the only one that liked that show?
I remember an episode where the space-heroes Starboy and his brother the Captain of Outer Space fight supervillains George Washington, Pablo Picasso and Annie Oakley. Then Washington unleashes his new killing machine, Mr. Pants, on the hostages, Shakespeare, Oliver Twist and the Mermaid Queen.

The scientists haven't come with the results yet, but its probably the best thing ever.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
13:07 / 05.03.07
You bastard. You literally stole that post from my head. I was planning to write it today, then I accidentally locked myself out of the house and had to go get the spare keys...
I loved the appreciation song in that episode and the visit to the hot dog factory. Home Movies was hugely underrated, with fantastic naturalistic dialogue, a sort of Mike Leigh meets Chuck Jones deal...
 
 
Cowboy Scientist
13:24 / 05.03.07
You bastard. You literally stole that post from my head. I was planning to write it today, then I accidentally locked myself out of the house and had to go get the spare keys...

HAHAHAHA! Who do you think made you forget your keys?!?
 
 
Tim Tempest
13:51 / 05.03.07
BAD. FUCKING. ASS.

THIS IS HARDCORE! MORE HARDCORE THAN THE DOOM COMIC. SO HARDCORE THAT I HAVE DECIDED ONLY TO TYPE IN CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH A HARDCORE HARDCORE SHOW WAS CREATED AND IT DIDN'T BLOW UP THE PLANET THEY PROBABLY BLEW UP A MOON OR SOME SHIT INSTEAD BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HOW THE TIDES WILL BE AFFECTED AND HOW MASS DROWNIGS WILL BE INFLICTED UPON PEOPLE WHO LIVE NEAR OCEANS....AND....PEOPLE WHO DONT!

HARDCORE!
 
 
Dutch
14:14 / 05.03.07
Dethklok destroy Fluffy, and he destroys worlds!

Seriously, you just made me want to go view all the episodes again. That show not only rocks, it metals, it brutals, it kicks ass and on top of that, it's just pretty damn funny.

I was trying to figure out who the different characters are meant to represent, because I can see a lot of peter steele in Nathan explosion, but I can't figure out who the rest of the bandmembers might be derived from. Although Murderface reminds me GG Allin.
 
 
Tim Tempest
14:27 / 05.03.07
"I DO COCAAAAAAINE!"
 
 
Dutch
14:41 / 05.03.07
The clown has to be axl rose.
 
 
Triplets
15:42 / 05.03.07
Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee?
From the hills of Colombia?

Then Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of life blood
(Dying, dying) You're dying for a cup

Guatemala Blend
Ethiopian
French Vanilla Roast
(Dying, dying) You're dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavor
You're gonna get some milk
And scream for your cream

Duncan Hills Duncan Hills
Duncan Hills

COFFEE!
 
 
spectre
16:53 / 05.03.07
ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-YYEEAAAHH!! I DO COCAINE!!!

actually, i think dr rockso is david lee roth. He had a video banned from mtv, also, i think, because his pants were too tight and you could see his junk or something similar
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
20:56 / 06.03.07
"I...woke up with a clown in my pants. That's what i did today."

Murderface Murderface Murderface!
 
 
Sniv
12:29 / 07.03.07
ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-YYEEAAAHH!! I DO COCAINE!!!

FUCK YES!!! This is the episode that I show to everyone to try and hook them, I swear I laughed for nearly half an hour when I saw that (granted, it was about three in the morning, and I may have been a little chemically enhanced). It still makes me chuckle now, making me look like a nutter in the office.

I also though Tokei's Underwater Friends bit from the following episode was too funny as well. This show has become like many others that I can't really watch while too inebriated, as the laugher is so uncontrolable and manic and prone to sudden, unpredictable outbursts of brilliance. There's a brilliant line in this every ten seconds, at least. It's comedy dynamite. (I'm going to stop now, before this post becomes a three-page long list of 'Oh!! Do you remember that bit!?')
 
 
Ticker
19:09 / 07.03.07
The clown has to be axl rose.

Pickles is! Clearly in Snakes'n'Barrels and with the comb over metal doo.

I think I need to go watch that episode again now.
 
 
Triplets
19:48 / 07.03.07
Best line so far: "GAAHH. The fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be BURIED ALIVE."
 
 
Tim Tempest
04:40 / 10.03.07
I'm on episode 10 now...and the best part is.....THERE'S 10 MORE!!!

WHOOO! DETHKLOK!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
11:00 / 12.03.07
I'm only up to half way through episode three so far, but this is certainly the most brutal thing around.

I showed two friends the first two episodes on Saturday, when they were supposed to be helping me shift furniture. One, singer with the redoubtable Owlls, wanted to watch all of the avaialbke episodes immediately, over and over. Another, former biker and all round good bloke barbarian of Crom-sized proportions, kept repeating "this is like all of my dreams as a teenager". You cannot really get higher praise for METAL* than that.

So I'd better watch the rest of the episodes.


*especially "metal... for fish"
 
 
Tim Tempest
22:27 / 30.03.07
Dudes...They killed the freaking link up there in the second or third post. Anyone got a fix for that?
 
  

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