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electric monk
03:15 / 09.03.07
Just don't get him started on the tape drive He's rebuilding from spare parts. "Just whip one up outta nothing, man! Better yet, buy a DVD writer. Or whip one o' those up!" Does he listen? No.

He still uses a NeXT. Can you believe that?
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:25 / 09.03.07
Yeah, but I bet gell pull it off. But I bet his dad is going to lend a hand. Again.

Well Im off to watch The Colbert Report.

Goood Night
 
 
electric monk
03:31 / 09.03.07
Be well, Kegs.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
05:50 / 13.03.07
Some say I was born in a mad photocopier's explosive suicide 'round about The Year of Our Lady, Nineteen Hundred an' Eighty, yeah -- mismatched splats of toner, TONER upon pages of white, blue, orange, 8.5 by 11 and 11 by 17. I was born into this world in a fugue, kneeling, hot air caught balloon-like between my leaves...

Others? Others say a mad librarian in old Alexandria collaged me together from swathes of old books buckled away in a cabinet for rebinding, one night. Drunk on sweet wines she stumbled amid the filing cabinets of Olde Aegypt, pulling piles out and dumping them on the floor; she found a knife and paste, began to make me. I collage myself anew each day, old newspapers, comic books, copies of Calvino's "Invisible Cities" stitched together with unexpected attention to detail.

One man in Barcelona claims Andy Warhol crafted me in a bet with Roy Lichenstein.

Once upon a time I was a tree, maybe, but I've lost all of my rings. To console myself for this loss I make due sleeping in an old three-ring binder ("Like the circus," you giggle!) and dream of some lonesome ink come my way to dance.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
01:23 / 14.03.07
aw, papers. you there? i'll totally draw on you.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:35 / 14.03.07
Not me.

Origami or nothing!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
03:58 / 14.03.07
I return!

Was out with a buddy drinking cawffee and writing po-uhms. Well, working on a story that stalled, but whatever. I need to get my writing muscles all oiled up and functional.

You young'uns still about?
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
03:59 / 14.03.07
indeed. not for too much longer, though--class in three hours, i should probably sleep for at least two of them.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
04:08 / 14.03.07
Pass out, pass out, pass out I say!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
01:02 / 15.03.07
So. I have no superperson underthings, no do I wish for them. But I can chat.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:43 / 15.03.07
Same here. Im watching babylon 5, sketching tattoos on a pic of a friend and realizing I have nothing to post in the brag thread.

how's you?
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
01:46 / 15.03.07
yes, i too and desperately wracking my brains for something to put in the bragging thread.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:51 / 15.03.07
Hi laoi!

The closest thing I have to braggin' is that I currently have 62 bottles of wine sitting on my kitchen floor and 3 batches of 28-32 more on the go. Im not bragging about it yet, but wait until later on tonight when I've dropped that number down a bit. I'll be braggin about everything I ever did. And everything I ever will do!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:57 / 15.03.07
That's quite bragworthy.

I'm utterly fucked, and am waiting for my food to cook so I can pass out.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:00 / 15.03.07
Hi stoats.

I made peanutbutter chocolate chip cookies. Turns out they taste suprisingly awesome with red wine.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
02:05 / 15.03.07
god, that sounds lovely...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:08 / 15.03.07
sounds mental
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:10 / 15.03.07
mental?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:11 / 15.03.07
mental.

yeah.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:13 / 15.03.07
Like, mental in a "really fucking ace" kind of thing.

Sorry, I'm really really fucked at the moment.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:13 / 15.03.07
why mental?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:18 / 15.03.07
As in "mad".

Yes, I know it's not the best of terms to use, having been treated for mental health issues myself, but "mental" is still the term I use for stuff that's just ACE.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:21 / 15.03.07
Dammit. You diffused the situation without letting it go into a thirty page thread!

Are you new here?

Yeah, it is pretty 'ace'. Especially seeing as how the chocolate chips are staying all melty.

ACE MENTAL!!
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
02:28 / 15.03.07
damn i want a chocolate chip cookie right now. that would be mad wicked. also ace. and sort of schizophrenic.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:31 / 15.03.07
yeah. my kitchen smells like the lovechild of a brewery and a bakery.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
02:38 / 15.03.07
this is weird. Keggers, your talk of cookies made me hungry and i went for a slice of bread and jam. the bread has gone strange. when i break pieces off it, it sort of...drools. and it tastes of coca cola.

what can this mean?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:44 / 15.03.07
That Im leaking psychic imagery again?
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
02:46 / 15.03.07
you stop that. it's making my food salivate.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:49 / 15.03.07
the sad part is I was trying for Pepsi, not coca-cola.
 
 
Leigh Monster loses its cool
02:56 / 15.03.07
well, either way, i ate the whole thing.

i will sleep now. sweet dreams keggers and stoatie! iluvya!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:58 / 15.03.07
G'night laoi!
 
 
Jack Denfeld
03:05 / 15.03.07
I hink my night got ruined. Waitin' around for my friend to pick me up to go to the bar, and she hasn't answered her phone in over an hour. Set me up for failure.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:07 / 15.03.07
Ah Jack, sorry to hear that. The'll be other days and other beers waiting for ya.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
03:11 / 15.03.07
Yeah, but I got the day off tommorrow. Hey, have ya heard of psychic emperor? They do these weirdo/awesome misfits covers in high falsetto voices and gameboy sequencing/postally service background music.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:14 / 15.03.07
Nope, I havent heard of them. I'll try to check out some of their stuff sometime.
 
  

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