Baby Needs A Name

23:12 / 15.01.07

Wasn't it something ike 'Crush Your Enemies'?

I remember thinkng it was good at the time.

23:19 / 15.01.07

The Armoury?

Then there would be nothing but stick-thwacking discussions all the livelong day. Not of this comics malarkey. Oh no. It'd be FOR REAL.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

23:37 / 15.01.07

Dudes.

Barbelithimus Prime. And we could have eighties power ballads playing round the clock, and then...no, wait, Dead Megatron could conceivably demand a statue if we did that and I flat out refuse to build anybody any statues.

Do we really need a new name? Barbelith is cool.

Ganesh

23:42 / 15.01.07

'Jermajesty'?

23:45 / 15.01.07

Gerald

HCE

00:07 / 16.01.07

Jesus Joint is brilliant, why are we continuing this discussion.

00:55 / 16.01.07

anyone who didn't use capital letters proper would be named shamed, tarred and then feathered. And then banned. Forever. While being ... while being disciplined in the process.

make it every weekend and you have yourself a deal, you sexy old lady, you.
ooh!
can we call it edith?

Tsuga

00:57 / 16.01.07

I misread this thread as "Baby needs Anime"

01:16 / 16.01.07

Yes, yes of course we can, Mr T.

As long as whatever punishments we're dishing out are pretty much incapacitating, you can count me in as a mod!

(Seriously though, people, is it time for a breakaway website? One where there wouldn't be any of all this censorship?)

01:17 / 16.01.07

we could call it kaneda, i suppose.
we'd certainly draw a crowd, at least for a while.

to be honest, though, i'm still kinda into dave.
not in that way, obviously.
it's just such a nice name.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

01:21 / 16.01.07

I want to call it "Moominvalley."

Triplets

01:37 / 16.01.07

"The Big Book of Barbarian Wisdom"

You know it makes the good sense.

Triplets

01:39 / 16.01.07

Or "The Superman and Big Brother Talkaporium". Talk about cornering the markets.

01:43 / 16.01.07

how about 'The Jesus Joint: A Superman and Big Brother Talkaporium, By Appointmenet To Jermajesty The Dave'?

02:14 / 16.01.07

You're just being silly now, Mr T.

What about 'Pheonix'?

It would work on so many levels.

02:17 / 16.01.07

So sad, really, when the world goes 'facilities' upon one's dreams.

astrojax69

02:24 / 16.01.07

we need to find some symbol, like [ex-]prince did. that'd be way cooler than 'steve'...

maybe the symbol for helium. or a cymbal. yeah... [can i go now?]

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

02:25 / 16.01.07

dude, nobody said steve.
it was dave.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

02:54 / 16.01.07

Dave is all the symbol Dave needs. If you'd just sit down and try to commune with your inner daveness you'd understand that. You'd understand everything.

That said, the forum should be renamed the Papers Loves Italics Online Fiasco. Every thread a gossip column about what that Papers did last night with that tarty little bold-faced font without any serifs on.

Seth

04:42 / 16.01.07

[cough] omnaraskaflans [/cough]

06:35 / 16.01.07

how about 'The Jesus Joint: A Superman and Big Brother Talkaporium, By Appointmenet To Jermajesty The Dave'?

Add "Washboard Abs in Thirty Days Or Your Money Back"* and we're gold. Gold I tell you.

*Can be substituted with "All Natural Male Enhancement"

Ganesh

07:00 / 16.01.07

'Fnord23'?

07:53 / 16.01.07

I want to call it the Big Book of Barbarian Wisdom too.

07:54 / 16.01.07

Although Omnaraskaflans is also awesome.

09:02 / 16.01.07

I want to call it the Big Book of Barbarian Wisdom too.

This is all fine, but shouldn't that be The Bumper Book of Barbarian Wisdom?

10:23 / 16.01.07

for boys?
for boy's all natural enhancement?

FOR A MAN!

"The Dangerous Book for Grown-Ups"

Because, you know, it is.

10:41 / 16.01.07

wait!
i've got it!

we shoudl call it 'sue'!

we could spell it sioux for alex ronald fanboy points(i know! he's not grant morrision at all!), but that's already been taken by a bunch of americans.

Olulabelle

10:47 / 16.01.07

I'm completely with id. The Big Book of Barbarian Wisdom is a wicked name and Omnaraskaflans is a spectacular word and also good.

Plus, we can always call it dave for short.