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Right, I think I need to start with my name. The name defines the thing and I need to be a famous thing. My current name (with the terribly hebrew start and the boringly viking end) is just a wee bit too forgettable.
Now, this isn't the first time I've needed to use a false name but as these names have all gathered their own bit of baggage, and are quite often ridiculous to boot, most of them wouldn't really work.
The only name I have spare is Dorian Bliss. Which I really like. But I do worry that it sounds a bit *too* memorable, and as such people would realise it is not my real name. What do you think? Could you all believe in a Dorian Bliss?
If not, what better names can you all come up with? Delicately vailed references to queer sex or my supernatural ability to fascinate get you all extra points.
Anyone who manages to provide the winning name (if you convince me against Dorian Bliss) will be the proud recipient of a Mars bar (or other small confectionary of their choice).
Although if Dorian Bliss is tenable, I do love it dearly. |
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