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I'm going on teevee as a spiderman expert

 
  

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
18:11 / 22.11.06
Oh good, that's what I thought/hoped! 'Tis a shame indeed about that, so that is pleasing to hear.

And if ever he is snapped up and you are left sruggling to find another UK artist, I'm sure you could do worse than having a look around here at the talented Barb-artists we always seem to have lurking about.
 
 
matsya
02:13 / 23.11.06

Jared Louderback

How does spidy stick to walls?


I think it's got something to do with increased electrostatic attraction at the point of contact. Controlled by conscious effort. There's some debate about whether he can do it with his shoes on (though he wears boots as Spider-man, so I've always been sort of wtf about that)

Alex's Father

how did the incident to do with Gwen Stacy that time really make Spidey feel?


Bad, but I suppose he felt good about feeling bad, since it's what he does best. Or at least if he dint feel good, his writers did, cos there's nothin' makes a good comic like a spidey-man internal bitchin' and moanin' thought-bubble…

In what issue of Spiderman ('Amazing' or otherwise) did The Punisher orginally appear?

Amazing Spider-man 129: "The Punisher Strikes Twice". 1974.

Who or what is Madam Web

Blind, crippled psychic. Name's Cassandra Webb.

Curtis Connors is really angry about the drugs he's taking, but a)what are the drugs called? And b)what's the name of his wife?

a) Pass - don't know. b) Martha. She's dead.

why is the so-called 'Spider-Slayer' so intent on it's goal?

Okay, 1) because Jonah Jameson was paying for it, 2) because Spencer Smythe got radiation poisoning from making them and he wanted revenge, 3) because Alistair Smythe, Spencer's kid, wanted revenge for the death of his dad

What's going to happen at the end of the new movie?

All blowed up

And finally, why, if Spidey is a scientific genius, is he wasting his time teaching physics to the yout' in the US education system? Much better if he killed them, I feel. Far better if he murdered them all.

Because with great powers come great responsibility. And "A Spider-man does not kill". Except baddies sometimes. But only accidentally. Most times.

What is Hammerhead's real name?

Never been revealed. He was going around as Mr. H one time…

Who was responsible for Pete having six arms that time?'

He done tried to drug the spider powers out of himself, and he got four more arms. Then he got some o' dat Morbius blood and cured hisself.

In what issue of the Spectacular, the Amazing, the Ultimate, was there a strong suggestion that Spidey was about to embark on a dark love affair with his clone?

Web of twitchy creepo romance 4 (variant cover)

(For an extra point; what was his clone called?)

He's had clones called Spidercide, Ben Reilly and Kaine, but none of them swing that way (heh)

Wouldn't things be so much easier if Pete simply accepted the fact that Aunt May is an old woman, who has lived a full, if sometimes stressful, and also a lot of the time very tiring, life?

Yes.

The Hobgoblin. What was that all about?

Wanting to do the green goblin but not being allowed to until the time was right for the kind of comeback (with clones!) that would make even fourteen year olds look up and say "this is fuckn shit!"

The High Evil-lutionary

1) What issue did Spiderman create and use his Spider-Armour? Which villains did he fight?


Web of Spiderman 100. He fought Blood Rose, Gauntlet, Eel, Plant-Man, Tangle, Dragon-Man, Super-Adaptoid, The Dreadnaught, and The Vanisher.

2) In order of appearance list all known symbiote wearing superbeings.

Spider-Man, Venom, Carnage, Toxin

3) Clone Saga...discuss.

Pete's clone comes back and they don't know which one is the original Peter. The Jackal comes back too. So does Carrion. A bunch of clones of Peter turn up. Every time you think you've got it straight, they change it. Pete goes away. The 'clone' sticks around and takes over spidey's job. His name's Ben. Mary jane has a baby. The green goblin comes back and claims responsibility for all of it. Aunt May dies. The baby is kidnapped and NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN. The Ben clone dies. Everyone looks away, embarrassed.

Alex's Father

Who were the original 'Secret Six'?


You mean the sinister six? Doc Ock, Vulture, Sandman, Electro, Mysterio, Kraven.

And why did they change?

They got their arses handed to them.

Hector Lima

how come Spidey's eyes blinked in the 70s cartoon?


Magic.

why hasn't anybody been succesful in reproducing the webfluid formula? it was invented by a kid in regular Marvelverse, damnit.

Magic again. This is why sam raimi went with the webs coming out of pete's wrists, cos the whole 'I invented them' is too dumb. Not like spider-sense, which is cool.

Tangent: off in the early days, lots of villains used the spider sense frequency to communicate in a way that only spidey could hear. Dr Doom did it and the Chameleon too - do they do that anymore these days? I thought it was cool…

Boboss

What's the name of the formula that gave Ultimate Spidey his powers?


Hah? It was a spider wot bit him, no? But if I had to guess, it'd be the Osborn formula. But it was a gen. mod. Spider, anyway. No formula there…

Moonfrog1

Which creator came up with the idea for Spidey to have web-shooters?


Ditko, I'm guessing…

What was Richard and Mary Parker's occupation at the time of their death?

They were spies. Can't remember if they were CIA or SHIELD…

Amazing Spider-Man 196 - 200 saw the first 'Death of Aunt May'. However this turned out to be an elaborate ploy by which two villians?

Um - Mysterio and The Kingpin?

Where did Uncle Ben work when he first met Aunt May?

At a sideshow carnival, as a carnival barker

Which of these girls did Pete not date; Betty Brant, Glory Grant, Debra Whitman or Liz Allan?

Liz?

The Daily Bugle office is situated on the corner of which two streets?

Ya got me

What's the Chameleon's real name?

Dmitri Smerdyakov

What's the Sandman's real name?

Flint Marko

Who is Mark Raxton AKA The Molten Man's stepsister?

That's Liz Allan again.

Where was Richard Fisk (later revealed to be the Schemer) on holiday when he faked his own death?

dunno.

Who performed the ceremony at Pete and M's wedding?

Ya got me again.

Mario
Here's an easy one. Who did Spidey battle first?


First superbaddy was the Chameleon. First fight with a superdude was the Fantastic Four (Ben Grimm took point, I think). First fight at all was against Crusher Hogan in the wrestling match.

grant

How many people have worn the Spider-Man (or Spider Woman) costume/carried the Spider-Man (or Spider Woman) name in the comics?


Damn, off the top of my head:

There's, like, four spider-women, one spider-girl, there's been two spider-men in the straight continuity… flash Thompson put it on for one issue around no. 5 of Amazing, then the Indian guy, Spidey 2099, the spidermen in Universe X and the 1602 universe… does each what if count as an appearance? Cos there was one issue where Betty Brant, Flash T and John Jameson became spider man (I think JJ was 'Spider-Jameson' or some such…)

Inspector Spyder's on the Case

1.)Discuss your favorite Spider-Man story/storyarc, its major plot details, and why you consider it to be your favorite in 300 words or less.


The Master Planner Arc. Spidey fights Doc Ock to get some medicine that will cure Aunt May after being poisoned by a blood transfusion of Spidey's blood and then gets stuck under a big piece of cool Ditko machinery, then lifts it off, all tense and rendered, then pounds the crap through everyone and it's the first time he's all "shut the fuck up" with everyone. Ditko's art is at its pinnacle at this point in time.

2.)Including the original spider bite, how many times and to what degree has Peter Parker mutated? What abilities did he gain or loose? Extra Credit, which one do you think is the stupidest and why?

Um - there was the six arms one, and at least one where he turned intoa were-spider, then the latest one in the Other. Which is the stupidest. Because it's the worst writing and art I've ever seen in a spiderman comic.

3.)How many clones of Peter Parker have been made?

Hm. Ben, Kaine, Spidercide, the one that just disintegrated as a plot device… um - five?

4.)Which of these four women did not appear in the 90's Spider-Man Saturday cartoon: Betty Brant, Gwen Stacy, Liz Allan, or Debra Whitman?

Deb?

5.)Who was the first person to be "revealed" as the Hobgoblin?

Philip J. Macendale is the name appearing in my head, but oh - I get it. You mean Flash Thompson. But it was a frameup.

6.)Vincent Stegron (of "Stegron, the Dinosaur Man" fame") is a former assistant of who?

Curt Connors?

7.)Spider-Man has known lots of infamous mob enforcers over the years, but which one got superpowers at an Osborn Chemical Plant and is also secretly illiterate?

Hammerhead, I'm guessing

8.) Name every alias Richard Fisk used before his mum did the smart thing and killed his stupid ass.

He was the Schemer, and The Rose, and then Sergeant Blume (get it? ) and then The Blood Rose. Can't think of any others.

9.)"The Shocker" is a bit of a misnomer, as he doesn't electrocute anything. What do the Shocker's fancy gloves actually do?

They make with the vibratey.

10.)Who killed Uncle Ben (Flint Marko is not an acceptable answer)? And what happened to that money he was looking for?

Name's never been revealed. He's usually called 'the burglar'. Don't know about the money.

matt the micronaut

MJ's eyes are supposed to be green, yet the colour is often inconsistent. Match the artist to the colour that isn't green. So whoever drew them brown, whoever drew them blue, etc, etc.


Oh, shut up.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
03:01 / 23.11.06
1. Hmm, not my number 1 choice, personally, but it is a good three or four issues, and it’s a classic storyarc. I find your answer to be acceptable.

2. I know of two times were Petey’s gone all Man-Spider on us, Amazing #437, and in Spectacular during the Avengers: Disassembled bit which ended with his new organic webshooters. But you totally score the extra credit.

3. I honestly don’t know this one, but that sounds about right.

4. Sorry, it’s Betty.

5. Sorry again, it’s some moron named Lefty Donovan that Roderick Kingsley mind controlled or hypnotized or something.

6. Correct!

7. I’m afraid it’s Tombstone, but good effort.

8. Works for me.

9. Yeap.

10. Sorry, but Amazing #200 filled in the details. The burglar’s first name is never revealed, but his surname is apparently Carradine. And the money he was looking for was eaten by silverfish. Seriously.

Wait, are we suppose to correct your answers? What are the rules here?
 
 
matsya
03:27 / 23.11.06
well, if you don't correct me, how can I learn? Seriously, thanks for taking the time out to do this. after this afternoon, i'm pretty sure i can out-geek any of the show's researchers.
 
 
matthew.
03:57 / 23.11.06
I'm not going to lie, my question was designed to be the most difficult, if not impossible question ever. Ha ha. Seriously, though, what the fuck happened to Peter's baby?
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
04:20 / 23.11.06
Norman Osborn still has her. I guess.
 
 
Slate
04:41 / 23.11.06
Einstein Factor! Coooool! Say a big Hi to Pete Berner He's one of my most fav Australian media personalities. I fell in love with him watching Backberner which I found always hilarious. Good Luck with the Spidey episode, I would watch it but I no longer own a TV.
 
 
SiliconDream
04:55 / 23.11.06
2) In order of appearance list all known symbiote wearing superbeings.

Spider-Man, Venom, Carnage, Toxin


There's actually a crapload of one-off symbiotes, many descended from Venom. Wikipedia lists all the ones I know about; the 5 Life Foundation symbiotes have probably gotten the most airtime.

What's the name of the formula that gave Ultimate Spidey his powers?

Hah? It was a spider wot bit him, no? But if I had to guess, it'd be the Osborn formula. But it was a gen. mod. Spider, anyway. No formula there…


The spider was modified by the formula Oz, I believe. Which also mutated both Osborns and, currently, MJ.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
04:59 / 23.11.06
According to “The Life of Reilly” (which is actually a very interesting site, if you’re a nerd with about 10 hours to kill), Alison Mongrain, a waitress at the Daily Grind, took the baby for Osborn, promising that she made sure the baby was “never seen again.” EIC Bob Harras wanted to make all this deliberately vague, so as long time readers could hope that she had survived, despite the fact that Harras demanded that the baby never be brought up again (distancing everyone with the clone saga and all.). Apparently, absolutely no one at Marvel wants to risk bringing anything regarding the clone saga up again, so Mongrain still has the baby. In Europe. Unofficially, anyway.
 
 
matsya
09:44 / 23.11.06
Plus of course the whole Spider-Girl comic, where SG is May "Mayday" Parker, and has an uncle Ben who used to be the Scarlet Spider, and stuff. It all spun out of a popular What If? issue - I think What if Peter and Mary Jane's baby had lived? or something.

Of course she'll be back. Give it time. The stuff that's happening in the comics at the moment makes the Clone Saga look like Dostoevsky.
 
 
Mario
11:29 / 23.11.06
First fight at all was against Crusher Hogan in the wrestling match.

That's the answer I was looking for. Good mind.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:22 / 23.11.06
thought-bubble…

Dude, you just made B*rn* cry AGAIN!!!
 
 
Dark side of the Moonfrog1
15:14 / 23.11.06
Here we go...

>Which creator came up with the idea for Spidey to have web-shooters?

Yep, that was Steve Ditko's idea.

>What was Richard and Mary Parker's occupation at the time of their death?

Correct, They were spies for the CIA

>Amazing Spider-Man 196 - 200 saw the first 'Death of Aunt May'. However this turned out to be an elaborate ploy by which two villians?

Half right - it was Mysterio and the burglar who killed Uncle Ben

>Where did Uncle Ben work when he first met Aunt May?

Correct again

>Which of these girls did Pete not date; Betty Brant, Glory Grant, Debra Whitman or Liz Allan?

Glory Grant

>The Daily Bugle office is situated on the corner of which two streets?

On the corner of 39th Street and 2nd Avenue in Manhattan.

>What's the Chameleon's real name?

Correct

>What's the Sandman's real name?

Sort of right. His real name is William Baker. Flint Marko was a criminal alias he used.

>Who is Mark Raxton AKA The Molten Man's stepsister?

correct-a-mundo

>Where was Richard Fisk (later revealed to be the Schemer) on holiday when he faked his own death?

Skiing in the Alps

>Who performed the ceremony at Pete and M's wedding?

It was in fact Judge Spencer Watson, Mary Jane's uncle (who I believe hasn't been seen since...)
 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
15:36 / 23.11.06
thought-bubble…

Dude, you just made B*rn* cry AGAIN!!!


hhahahah, what's his 'respectful' word for that?

niiice, matsya.
 
 
matsya
21:38 / 23.11.06
Thanks, Hec.

What's a 'respectful' word?

With the thought-bubbles, I was taking a shot at Stan the Man, spesh his run with Romita Sr. But you can see it in almost every comic marvel did in the early 70s - i picked up the essential captain america the other day and which supervillain was it that gave Cap the drug that turned him from Nazi arse-kicking bullet-in-teeth solider man with quips for every occasion into sulky downward-glancing pouty nancyboy?

Suitcase - you're a downunder barbelite, yeah? I am indeed looking forward to meeting Mr. Berner. Not a guaranteed thing yet - did okay in the first audition, waiting to hear back if I got on fo' sho'.
 
 
The Falcon
00:06 / 24.11.06
The 'correct' terms are speech-bubble and thought-balloon, according to JB, who is - coincidentally - a massive [latter italicised word there].
 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
02:01 / 24.11.06
I know, matsya!

African's post just put it in better terms than I did.
 
 
matsya
02:14 / 24.11.06
you know, the amount of time barbelites spend on the byrneboard isn't healthy...

man, that guy's got STANDARDS. How does he feel about the word "comix"?

actually, that's kind of dumb. the speechy ones look more like baloons than the thinky ones. and NEITHER of them look like bubbles.

I bet scott mccloud could come up with a better term.
 
 
Loud Detective
07:51 / 25.11.06
Good answer. And in earlier issues, if he was in street cloths and wanted to climb walls, he did have to take off his shoes. I guess his boots are sort... bootsies.
 
  

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