The Gallery of Lost Shifts; Lately, the exhibits have gotten dusty.

02:54 / 24.10.06

Good night all. Off to watch the Daily Show.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

01:52 / 25.10.06

Oy! Anyone up and about?

There's a proper chill in the air, finally, and WARM CLOTHES may be pulled out at last.

02:17 / 26.10.06

Are you pondering what Im pondering?

23:55 / 26.10.06

anyone here tonight??

alas

00:01 / 27.10.06

I'm here, for a bit, anyway. What are you pondering, my friend?

00:03 / 27.10.06

Oh that was last night. Tonight Im pondering other stuff. Like how to make a door funny.

alas

00:04 / 27.10.06

How to make a door funny? Ummmm....put a pair of those groucho glasses on it--you know, the ones with the big nose and bushy eyebrows attached....?

00:06 / 27.10.06

Its for my Mages cartoon. I drew a door and now Im trying to think of a funny scenario to work around it. I should always work Joke--->then cartoon.

Grey Area

00:10 / 27.10.06

You could make the door slam-dance.

...I'll get my coat.

00:12 / 27.10.06

Hi Grey Area!
Is that a (insert place where you're from)-centric pun that Im just not getting?

Grey Area

00:14 / 27.10.06

Hello Keggers!

Err...I thought that slam-dancing was pretty much synonimous with moshing the world over, but I guess I was wrong.

00:16 / 27.10.06

Um.. Maybe I should get my coat. Silly, having to have something so obvious explained. Im just going to blame lack of caffeine, if thats ok with everyone.

Grey Area

00:19 / 27.10.06

Lack of caffeine is a perfectly respectable excuse. I am going to claim a surfeit of caffeine as an excuse for any weird ramblings on my part, having just come off-shift.

Tsuga

00:55 / 27.10.06

Well, doors always open to something. Could be anything on the other side of a door.

22:07 / 27.10.06

I am up cooking a late dinner. Chicken Fusilli in a white sauce, with broccolli, pine nuts and midithia...in honour of greek encounters of the first kind.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:09 / 27.10.06

Oh, I am drinking some wine called "Sexy Lizard".

22:43 / 27.10.06

Having a quiet(ish) night in playing computer games. (Have a Halloween party to go to tomorrow, so I'm mustering my resources).

22:56 / 27.10.06

im muther fucking wasted!!!
iTAS Bcause my little broter has been staying with me and so I have to prove I am am proer man for him nand and not a creative writing suden. student

23:03 / 27.10.06

someone is being sick and I am not going to find out who and someone has responded to me and I am too drunk to understand what they are saying

0 n0s

23:05 / 27.10.06

Princess, that is hilarious.

Hello everyone. I have no sexy reptile wine, but I do have some wine.

23:05 / 27.10.06

Not the sick bit, the little brother bit.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:08 / 27.10.06

Hey lusla! You are my favourite!
My little brother is singing to me. It turns out he is not being sick so I do not fee,
l guilty

23:11 / 27.10.06

I have beer. No lizards, and it's not particularly sexy. But it is beer, which is, I believe, what I paid for, so it's kind of a result.

Damn, I'd forgotten how responsible having a dog makes you feel. I'm only going away for one night, and someone's gonna be staying here to look after her (and I'm out at work most nights anyway) but I'm already feeling like a right bastard for leaving town.

23:13 / 27.10.06

o god.
i feel t; loike im gonna e sisk se sick
i wish my brother would stop talking about lepracawns because he is a stupid racist and im gonna be sick.

23:15 / 27.10.06

o god
im gonna be ma
im gonna be majorly sick

23:18 / 27.10.06

I'm goinf ro find a flart meate (they all hate me ad are mean to me) to hold my hair. My brother is too drubk and emo to be a fried to me,.

brb my barbleith mem friends

23:19 / 27.10.06

Now, we have opened a bottle of red called "Speedy Turtle".

Goood Evening, all! BRB

23:22 / 27.10.06

O I used to hajve a spong about burt the turt;e/.

Oiy wents:

Buret tje turtle was very alserts,r i
but the turtle was seldom hurt
whenever danger called he was n

i dont remember it all
it wasnt very good.

23:29 / 27.10.06

Hey all. Im not drinking anything. Im sober. Would rather not be, but, as they say, c'est la vie.

23:30 / 27.10.06

Princess, you are very drunk, it is making me laugh.

Stoatie, the dog and I just got the train home from Somerset. It was much fun - everyone saying, "He's so good!" Just because he was sitting under the table. I mean what did they think - he was going to stand barking for two hours in the aisle?

I think any kind of alcohol or beer is fine. No need for reptilian...

23:30 / 27.10.06

cest l;e princess sqwwedd la pooch

23:30 / 27.10.06

oh shit. i've just realised. this will be veryones defining memory of me.

I'm really sorry. \

I didnt mean to be anughty/

23:31 / 27.10.06

lol... I think everyone needs a "thats what they're like when drunk" memory attached to themselves.