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Al Swearengen Q & A

  
  

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ghadis
03:24 / 12.10.06
more livly since i found anouther can but still!! hang all those heads in shame
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:26 / 12.10.06


Fucking Woo! San Fransisco cock suckers! Swujen! Woo! Swujen, Woo, hang dai, okay? Hang very fucking dai!

disengenuous: Sorry I missed your fucking question. The gimp makes up my hair polish, I don't really know what she puts in it. Fucking bacon grease, I expect.

Lula, enrieb, et al: In the normal course of events, the Gem does not cater to high society, or to folk of gentile sensibility. Unfortunately, the hoopleheads that are my most regular customers only understand a few things, and rough language is at least two of them. I'm afraid you'll have to gird yourself, perhaps with fucking cotton in your ears, if you visit here.

Tannhauser: I'm the chairman of the Christian fucking Union in Deadwood.

Kali, armed with madness: I've already had my prick-suck this week, but if you're looking to send some money home I can probably put you to work upstairs.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:46 / 12.10.06
Swearengen,

A good man of my acquaintance, now deceased, charged me with the task of looking into the business affairs of a recently-widowed lady, and guard against interferences by unscrupulous types such as yourself. I have carried out this commission to the best of my ability, but I find of late that I have developed an interest in this woman that is more than merely friendly or professional.

I am married, to the widow of my dear dead brother, killed in the war.

What course of action would you advise me to take?

S.B.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
11:09 / 12.10.06
Mr. Honourable Swearengen, please reply to (blesskiffa2000@yahoo.fr ) for security reason.

I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.BLESSING KIFFA My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days.I'm a deaf girl.

It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad year 12th.Febuary 2000.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6 years old,and since then my father took me so special.

Before his death on Febuary 12 2000 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he has the sum of fifteen million,seven hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$15.700,000) left in fixed deposit account in one of the leading banks in Africa.He further told him that he deposited the money in my name,and finally issued a written instruction to his lawyer whom he said is in possession of all the necessary but legal documents to this fund and the bank.

I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds and after the transaction i will come and live with you as a lover and i'm ready to do anything of your choice. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life and i wished to invested under your care please.

I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.Now permit me to ask these few questions:- 1. Can you honestly help me as your lover or future wife,that is what i want from you. 2. Can I completely trust you as a lover? . What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account while i finalers my education?

Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible at (blesskiffa2000@yahoo.fr ) Immedaitely i confirmed you willingness then i will send to you my Picture .

your sincere regards,

Bless Kiffa
 
 
Baobab Branches and Plastic
12:42 / 12.10.06
question:
If you're a halforc with ranger/thief abilities what the best way of min/maxing your character for best attack features without tipping your skills away from those tasty thief abilities that make the character so fun to play.
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:11 / 12.10.06
Sweargen!

Wo bu jiao Woo. Wo jiao Wu.

WU! WU!

Wu.
 
 
Quantum
15:02 / 12.10.06
Swearengen, never mind the bitches, how much for an hour with *you*?
 
 
betty woo
18:21 / 12.10.06
Mr. Swearengen,

Hard to say - the last time I saw my father, he was leaving San Francisco in a bowler hat and an unfortunately tailored suit. He usually works in pigs and opium, does that help?

Ms. Woo
 
  

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