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Al Swearengen Q & A

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8===>Q: alyn

17:50 / 08.10.06

What I want you to fucking know is that I have got the answer to all the whys and wherefores of whatever fucking conundrum you care to present. Which is a drink or a piece of pussy or if someone needs to go out the back door. And if you have any fucking qualms about that you can write a fucking letter to your sainted mother about it.

Spaniel

17:53 / 08.10.06

Mr Swearengen, where are you gonna go after you die?

Red Concrete

17:56 / 08.10.06

Any strong feelings, Al, on how often one should change one's underwear?

Spaniel

17:56 / 08.10.06

Al, what about the French Way of Kissing?

Regrettable Juvenilia

17:57 / 08.10.06

Swearengen,

I am often overtaken by the urge to brutally beat down certain types, those who have it coming to them. What kind of man have I become?

Yours,

S.B.

8===>Q: alyn

18:01 / 08.10.06

Bobossboy, where I go after I'm dead is no fucking concern of yours. On the other hand you might start thinking about it very fucking quick if you keep up this impertinent attitude toward your fucking betters.

Red Concrete, I'd expect only some East Coast cocksucker to even have more than one pair of underwear, but if it's the case that you are such a cocksucker I guess there's no fucking helping it. I have mine washed about once a week in the summer, but I am known for my attention to hygiene, as evidenced by the fact that I've got the fucking Doc on retainer. The cleanest pussy in the territory can be found right here at the Gem.

Spaniel

18:02 / 08.10.06

Kissing though, AL. With tongues.

Alex's Grandma

18:09 / 08.10.06

Al;

Why should I, or anyone else, carry on watching your ghastly show?

Let's face it, it's not as good as Friends, is it?

8===>Q: alyn

18:13 / 08.10.06

Bobossboy, I have seen every perversion there is and have taken part in a few of em. The French manner of kissing is all right for some, but if I found any of my whores engaging in it, excepting amongst themselves I suppose, I would throw them right out the fucking door. These hoopleheads come in with all sorts of sores and conditions and I don't want to have any more outbreaks than I can fucking have to.

Alex, I'd be happy to show you the back fucking door if you don't like the way I do business.

Spaniel

19:35 / 08.10.06

Fuckin' Woo?

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

20:30 / 08.10.06

Dear Mr. Swearengen

The day before last I came into your esteemed place of business and asked for a whiskey sour. The bartender poured me three fingers of whiskey and punched me in the mouth. Can I expect you to make reparations for my lack of decent service?

Phex: Dorset Doom

20:54 / 08.10.06

Mr. Swearengen, being from the Past, would you, upon seeing a television or an automobile or an internet, completely lose your shit? If you saw an aeroplane would you cry? Cry like a little girl?

Baobab Branches and Plastic

22:10 / 08.10.06

Al,

I like this girl but I'm afraid to talk to her. She's, like, really popular at school and mainly dates large football playing types. I rolled a D20 but can't seem to make up my mind what to do or how to approach said girl (considering my parents rolled low on CHA for me and I think I might have picked up some negative modifiers through eating too many McDonalds). What should I do?

redtara

22:21 / 08.10.06

Didn't you used to be the lead character in a rather second rate Briddish TV series where you had the anoying habbit of smiling roguishly into the camera. Do you still do that Al?

8===>Q: alyn

02:56 / 09.10.06

Tuna Ghost: You got your fucking whiskey, didn't you? You don't want to take that supercilious tone with me.

Phex: I am fucking thunderclapped by the nonsensical dribblings coming out of your fucking mouth, but I pray God if I ever ran scared from any net or whatever the fuck else, somone'd just put a bullet behind my fucking ear.

Tuna Ghost: Get. The fuck. Out!

Boabab: Do me a favor. Take this big fucking knife and stick that cocksucker Tuna Ghost if he ever comes in here again. You'll have credit for a piece of pussy that'll take your mind of that cunt back east.

redtara: Have you ever seen me fucking grin?

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

03:04 / 09.10.06

Cad! You presume.

**looks away, is immediately shanked**

8===>Q: alyn

03:15 / 09.10.06

Boabab, store the croaker in our corner at Woo's.

Evil Scientist

07:57 / 09.10.06

Sweargen,

Ni zai nar?

Woo.

redtara

14:16 / 09.10.06

So, just the looking into the camera thing then?

Quantum

14:36 / 09.10.06

This guy could kick your arse I reckon.

pointless & uncalled for

14:36 / 09.10.06

Judging from the picture you're a Dapper Dan man, am I right?

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:50 / 09.10.06

Swearengen,

Are you gonna answer my question or must I put you on fucking notice?

Yours, through gritted teeth,

S.B.

8===>Q: alyn

01:13 / 10.10.06

Sheriff, in life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do. Many times, that's what the fuck life is... one vile fucking task after another.

Evil Scientist

07:16 / 10.10.06

Sweargen!

Wo bu xi huan Sanfranciscococksukah! Ni bu xi huan Sanfranciscococksukah ma?

Woo.

electric monk

15:55 / 11.10.06

Al,

You scare the living piss out of me. Does this make me less of a man, or just a sensible individual?

Phex: Dorset Doom

17:24 / 11.10.06

Dear Al,

Swearengen. Man, that's pretty funny. Y'know, because you swear a lot.
Seriously. Sides splitting. Right now.
This me, cracking the fuck up:

Kisses

Phex

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

17:54 / 11.10.06

Swearengen, you're a cocksucker. I mean that in the best possible way.

betty woo

18:53 / 11.10.06

Mr Swearengen,
Can you help me find my father?

8===>Q: alyn

20:18 / 11.10.06

Monk: Sure you're scared. And if I take a knife to you you'll be scared a lot worse and a long time dying.

Phex: You would not want to be staring like that at me.

Kali: I was in the First Cocksuckers and Throatcutter's Brigade during the war.

bettywoo: Sure, why not? What's he fucking look like?

Olulabelle

20:40 / 11.10.06

Mr Swearengen,

Why do you swear so fucking much? Don't you know that swearing's fucking catching?

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

20:52 / 11.10.06

Swearengen, I also find you un-fucking-bearably sexy. Fuck, I would fucking...never mind, cocksucker.

enrieb

20:59 / 11.10.06

Do you have to use so many cuss words!!!

wdf you talking about

ONLY NICE THINGS

01:19 / 12.10.06

Dear Mr. S,

Would you like to join the Christian Union?

ghadis

03:06 / 12.10.06

Dear Mrs Swodjern

Can we go to bed now please. My head is hurty!

ghadis

03:22 / 12.10.06

And also Mrs Swodjern, can you please get some lATE-ShIFT stuff going. Because i is BORED and things sure aint as livley as they used to be round here.

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