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Things you've done only once

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Kali, Queen of Kitteh

20:13 / 21.09.06

If you lie to enough people, you can lose it lots of times.

*ahem*

Not that I would ever do anything like that.

20:19 / 21.09.06

Poor confused Iguanas!

I know. But it was funny! But it was mean. But it was funny! But it was mean.

That's basically how I felt for the whole trip.

20:23 / 21.09.06

No, Kali, you can only lose it once. You can lie about it a lot of times, but that doesn't make you lose it anymore than once.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

20:28 / 21.09.06

Fine, fine.

Spoilsport.

21:13 / 21.09.06

Hm...

Seems to me you could lose your virginity multiple times if you changed the *type* of virginity lost each go.

Now I'm imagining whole new "How many times have you lost your virginity?" thread! Seems like a bad idea.

21:42 / 21.09.06

Took a mystery hallucinogenic pill of some sort, bought from a guy wearing white contact lenses and a girl in a fairy costume with a real live baby strapped to her body. Not that it wasn't fun but doesn't need doing again, ever. At least by me.

12:44 / 22.09.06

I was a wild kid. At a Xmas party I was running around playing games at my grandparents largish sheep station. My dad caught me a lovely large white gecko. I was in love, I knew how to handle them, I didn't want it to throw it's tail in a fit of self defence so I cupped my hands and kept it close for an hour or so. It was then time for a BBQ Lunch so I made my own humungous burger and gave dad my new friend. I wanted the gecko back to show the rest of my large family as we were all sitting round and listening to my favourite uncle tell stories about Ulluru(Ayres Rock(the big rock in the middle of Oz)). I had the Gecko in one hand, the burger in the other, wide eyed and engrossed. I raised my hand and took a bite out of half of the gecko. I was chewing away thinking I got a bony rissole or something and the story telling stopped and next thing everyone is looking at me laughing. I looked at the half a gecko and burst into tears while my mum raced in and got the toothbrush out for me. Even now I like to think the poor helpless gecko is still a part of me, I only want one of them...

15:52 / 22.09.06

Did it taste like chicken?

I have only spent the night in the waiting room at Runcorn station once. I had run away from home and was walking to some woods that I had lived near years ago with a view to living there, rogue female like, untill I was old enough to join the army, only about four years.

Two older boys took me to the station and we pushed two benches together and I slept between them with their coates over us, it was baltic. We were woken up by the mail train at quarter past my arse and they went and cadged bacon butties from their aunties house for me.

Been arested once, for agrivated assault. That was fun.

Been in one car crash, the day I was due to have my first son. That was shit.

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15:59 / 22.09.06

Suitcase Rider, that's so sad...

paranoidwriter waves hello

16:01 / 22.09.06

redtara, that sounds awful. I hope your both weren't seriously harmed.

My list:

1) Sniffed a bottle of pure ammonia.

2) Sangalonga Sound of Music in The Prince Charles Cinema Leicester Square, while drunk on rum at 9.00 am for a friend's birthday.

3) Held a plate that had been hand painted by Pablo Picasso.

4) Been paid £50 to be an extra in a movie staring that Welsh guy who was to become Mr Fantastic; for which I played the part of an opium addict - I think I may have managed to keep my face out of shot, but I've never seen it, so...

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16:04 / 22.09.06

Ooh, only just saw your post, redtara- yeah, that's pretty fucking nasty. Please don't go doing THAT one again.

16:48 / 22.09.06

Rode on tiny go-karts designed for kids half my age til the go-karts themselves started complaining.

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Kiltartan Cross

20:19 / 22.09.06

Seems to me you could lose your virginity multiple times if you changed the *type* of virginity lost each go.

Absolutely. Virginity is too polar a concept. Down with virginity!

20:39 / 23.09.06

Ah guys, Sorry that was quite melodramatic. Didn't realise it was quite so cliff-hangery. It was shit in a kind of 'bas-Tard!' kind of a way. My car was spun round and when the old dude saw I was pregnant he paniced and got in his car and drove off! We were fine. I was disapointed that the mad adventure didn't start us off. It would be another /TEN\ days!

An yeh! No plans to repeat, I don't recomend it to anyone really.

20:42 / 23.09.06

Absolutely. Virginity is too polar a concept. Down with virginity!

Yeh!! Virginity and elbows! Virginity, elbows and wisdom teeth (wtf are they about!)

04:26 / 25.09.06

3) Held a plate that had been hand painted by Pablo Picasso.

oh yeah, also touched a rembrandt, just on the corner, at the gallery in noo yoik, couldn't believe there was a gallery of ten or twelve real live rembrandts and no guard to watch me or stop me - could i resist...?

and i remember, kali, reading a while back that it was fashionable in japan to have a hymen replacement procedure, presumably so you could be 'virginal' all over again... sheesh!

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