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Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
14:07 / 07.09.06
Word on the street is that astrojax is secretly the King of Cats. Believe it! When he passed by in his Dodge Dart even my fatass tom bowed his noble head a fraction of an inch.
 
 
Dead Megatron
14:34 / 07.09.06
Ganesh, aparently, does a lot of stuff.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:46 / 07.09.06
Dead Megatron "S-toes" a lot of "Duff".
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:47 / 07.09.06
Stoatie once took a boat to throw various heavy objects--tire iron, bicycle pump, etc.--at David Walliams when he swam across the English Channel.
 
 
Quantum
14:50 / 07.09.06
Evil Scientist, is this you?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
15:09 / 07.09.06
It is him!!!!
 
 
grant
15:19 / 07.09.06
Eager whispers still surround the mysterious incident which saw Sax lurking around Tom Coates' upscale loft last Saturday night.

Sources close to the scene say despite the comparitively balmy weather, the creepy author was wearing black leather overcoat and gloves, and was seen fingering a bottle of blue hair dye.

"He was out there for hours, and he kept his sunglasses on even though it was the middle of the night," said one eyewitness. "There definitely seemed to be something wrong with him.

"I even heard him talking to himself, muttering things like, 'Just wait till he goes to sleep.'

"We tried to get Tom to call the cops, but he refused to come to the door when we knocked, so we left."

Coates refuses to comment on the incident, but insiders reveal he's been locked in his loft ever since.

"He won't even order takeout or see anyone," said a close pal. "The only person he's let in is his hairdresser.

"We're all really worried."

A spokesman for Amazon.co.uk refused to comment on reports that 173 copies of Sax's novel had been express-delivered to Coates' address on Tuesday morning.
 
 
petunia
15:37 / 07.09.06
Although xk has been able to breathe underwater all her life, she only told her parents about her talent when she was 22.

Legba Rex was brought to England in shackles as a slave to help lazy anthoropolgy researchers. He was freed soon after his arrival by a friendly granny. He commemorates his time in chains in his name, which is a simple anagram of Legbar-ex.
 
 
petunia
15:46 / 07.09.06
grant misses his time spent as acting-head-concubine to the Dalai Lama, but he knows things just wouldn't be the same if he were to return...
 
 
whistler
17:26 / 07.09.06
Saturn's Nod was raised in a cave by bears and only saw sunlight at the age of 12.
 
 
Evil Scientist
17:53 / 07.09.06
It is him!!!!

Blast! Another cover identity blown! Now Stormwatch'll be coming for my ass.

Only my ass mind, it's the posthuman part of me.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
18:13 / 07.09.06
Blind Wilf is one of only four Barbeloids that don't technically exist. It hasn't stopped him posting over 750 times in the 'Ultra-Secret-Armoury-Forum-That-Everyone-Knows-About-Except-You-Yes-YOU' forum.

Nelson Evergreen would post more often but has a crippling fear of verbosity.

Goodness Gracious Meme knows seven ways to kill you right now, where you're sitting. Three of them really hurt, too.
 
 
grant
18:34 / 07.09.06
I heard that's because of the training. The government training. Before GGM went rogue.
 
 
Feverfew
18:44 / 07.09.06
Y'know, I feel like I'm learning so much!
 
 
Quantum
18:52 / 07.09.06
Our Lady is imagining us all into existence all the time. Be afraid.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:48 / 07.09.06
grant, mate, it's been a laugh.

All those years of playing cat and mouse, the restraining orders, the broken relationships, the career checks and so on. The end of my first marriage, because I 'was acting like a lunatic' - arguably, this might have happened anyway, but even so ...

Personally, it's been since about 2004, but for others, it may have been much longer.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE UP ON THE LIES, GRANT!

JUST ADMIT IT!

YOU ARE THE GRANT, and I have got a couple of questions about your work that I NEED YOU TO ANSWER!

A) Do you and Mark MIllar still go for beers?

B) Do you and Mark Millar, when you meet up on the comics con circuit, occasionally go out for the odd pint?

C) If I sat you and Mark Millar down in front of ten lagers each, who would walk away smiling?

D) Is the world going to end in 2012, and if so, if you aren't drinking beer with Mark Millar, who will you be drinking beer with instead?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:55 / 07.09.06
Also, GM, out of Sax, Warren Ellis, Haus, Ganesh and Mark Millar, who do you think would be able to drink the most beer?
 
 
grant
03:58 / 08.09.06
Oh, God. It's you.
 
 
Sax
06:22 / 08.09.06
I've had three pints of Timothy Taylor's Landlord already this morning, so I think that answers the question.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
07:07 / 08.09.06
So it's about three in the morning and I'm woken by a rustling coming from beneath my window. Twitching the curtain aside I can see this shadowy, misshappen figure moving about the bins. Naturally I'm not going to put up with this invasion of my privacy and after pulling the Louis from under the bed I sneak downstairs in my Little Mermaid jim-jams (mother made them from old curtains).

Peering through the window of the back door I can see the figure still there, moving erratically, leaning deep into a wheelie bin, pulling out random articles of garbage and holding them up to the moonlight for inspection before tossing them to the side.

Silently I slip the bolts and gently swing the door open, praying not to disturb this vile apparition before me. Undistubed he continues in his nefarious deeds. Then I flip on the floodlights, but before I can unleash my fear inducing, blood-curdling yell, I find before me none other than the gollumesque Dead Megatron.

The poor deranged soul looks at me wild eyed and frightened and implores me not to harm him claiming warrant from Sax. Pitying him I sate his anxieties with soothing phrases like aubergine casserole and sniffing David Tennants coat.

Calmed, I invite him in and after feeding him nourishing gruel he begins to tell fractured tales of his ventures far and wide on the orders of Commander Sax. I have pieced togther much of his ramblings and I am amazed, surprised, occasionally disgusted and often amused by that which he has unearthed.

Firstly Sax, did you really think that scrawling WARENT on a beer coaster would amount to much? Secondly, would you like to explain about the dirigible powered by fennecs, or should I?
 
 
Olulabelle
07:09 / 08.09.06
Sax, that's all very well but I'd like to see you tackling three pints of Bishops Finger.
 
 
Sax
12:10 / 08.09.06
You know, I've been struggling for four hours to come up with a smutty rejoinder to that. I must be losing my touch.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
12:12 / 08.09.06
It's like that collection of tiles in scrabble that you are sure make a seven letter word but just can't quite spot it.
 
 
Spaniel
12:18 / 08.09.06
Triplets never kisses with an open mouth. According to an ex-lover "It was like snogging an ten-year-old... er... but with abs... ummm".
 
 
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12:22 / 08.09.06
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(Is this post a blight on the board?)
 
 
electric monk
12:34 / 08.09.06
IT HUUUURRRTSSSS!
 
 
Sniv
12:35 / 08.09.06
Holy moley! Where'd you getall those characters from? A star?! How you make a star?
 
 
Shrug
12:45 / 08.09.06
I know, I'm sorry, monk, I normally restrain myself and save posts like this for the Armoury Forum.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
12:46 / 08.09.06
/me looks at Ccat Room's ASCI art.

"Soooo.... beautiful...."

/me tears out eyes.
 
 
electric monk
20:01 / 08.09.06
Cat, you just made me very happy that I have not been granted access to the Armory forum. I don't think I'm strong enough to handle it!
 
  

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