Dead Megatron: Thirty today! Whoop whoop!! Yeah! I'm so grown up!
Haley Joel Osment: But you're dead! You've been dead for years!
Dead Megatron: Huh?! Nah, it's my BIRTHDAY!!! Thirty today! Whoop Whoop!
Haley Joel Osment: Don't you get it?! Dead Megatron. It's in your frikkin' name for Christ's sake! YOU ARE DEAD!!
Dead Megatron: Nope, that was Bruce Willis. THIRTY TODAY!!! I AM SO GROWN UP! YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, DEATH!!!
Haley Joel Osment: Oh, for fucks...
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Don't listen to the little brat, DM, I bet he never transformed once in his life. At least, not into anything cool.
Parabens pelo seu aniversario!
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