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Dead Megatron turns 30

 
  

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Dead Megatron
17:59 / 01.09.06
Yeah!. Somehow I've survived my youth, despite all the world's attempts. So, here I am. At 8h30 p.m. today, Semtember the First, local time (01h30 a.m., September the 2nd, Barbelith time), I complete exactly 30 years on this Earth (not counting womb time), and it has been pretty cool so far, minus a few heart-breaking moments ("but, then again, too few to mention"). One third of my time here is gone, at least (maybe two fifths), so I better stop just hanging around and start getting things done.

So, this is it! I'm opening this self-centered space so any Barbelithian who think I deserve some congratulations may do so with no need for threadrot. Those of you with amazing magical powers who wish to send me some good vibes, it would be mostly appreciated (those of you who hate my guts and wish to send me a couple of curses may also do so, but be warned: precautions have been taken)

And, where's my chocolate cake?
 
 
Quantum
18:02 / 01.09.06
If this was Logan's Run we'd all be wearing spandex.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:03 / 01.09.06
Not me. Not anymore...
 
 
Spaniel
18:13 / 01.09.06
I did the same thing last year and I haven't looked back.

Twenties are for wimps.
 
 
Aertho
18:15 / 01.09.06
I thought you were 17.
 
 
Axolotl
18:17 / 01.09.06
Happy Birthday Mr Megatron. Hope you have a good one.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:19 / 01.09.06
Well, you know that I wish you a very happy birthday.

As a few other things.

I have cake, but what good does it do you when I have it so faraway?
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
18:23 / 01.09.06
Happy birthday. I hope you turn into a giant friggin' gun to blow away all the candles.
 
 
■
18:27 / 01.09.06
If this was Logan's Run I'd be miles away, with Jenny Agutter.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:39 / 01.09.06
I thought you were 17.

No, I just have the maturity of a 17 year old boy.

Kali, I'll just imagine I'm eating your cake. Better than nothing

And, if I got a giant friggin's gun to blow away the candles, that would make an awesome present

Twenties are for wimps.

Boboss, 24 hours ago, I'd disagree, but, now, something strange is happening to my mind. All of the sudden, I can't be trusted no more. Twenties are for babies.

Can't wait for Haus and Flyboy to stop by this thread.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:41 / 01.09.06
Kali, I'll just imagine I'm eating your cake. Better than nothing

Must resist urge to say something inappropriate...........
 
 
electric monk
18:41 / 01.09.06
Happy Birthday, fellow Virgo! Here is my gift to you.

 
 
Aertho
18:46 / 01.09.06
Can't wait for Haus and Flyboy to stop by this thread.

...

I just have the maturity of a 17 year old boy.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
18:47 / 01.09.06
When I hit thirty (this was forty or so years ago, but I don't suppose things have changed that much,) I did wonder a bit. It seemed so, I don't know gauche somehow - What had I achieved? Nothing. What did I hope to achieve? Only questionable things, things that 'other people' might not readily understand. Boringly though, I was still alive at the end of it. So, while wiser heads might counsel you otherwise, I'd urge you not to make the same mistake.

Being a Disney villainess look-a-like in a lunatic asylum in Dorset is ... well it's all right, I suppose, but it's hard to escape the feeling that maybe my best years are behind me. And that the rot set in on my 30th.

Think on, DM, think on.

I trust you'll do the right thing.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:01 / 01.09.06
Happy birthday, DM.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:24 / 01.09.06
Brilliant birthday, Brazilian barbelith brother. Bravo!
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:32 / 01.09.06
Oh, yeah, forgot to mention: I'm also making one year of Barbelith this month!

Guess now I'm a trottler
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:04 / 01.09.06


A hint of gifts to come...
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:04 / 01.09.06
Nice!

The next 30 years of my life are off to a good start
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
20:18 / 01.09.06
For you, perhaps. For the rest of us, it seems the sorry state of affairs we've endured over the last annus horribilis is only going to continue, and possibly worsen.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:20 / 01.09.06
A hint of gifts to come ...

These would include misery, alcoholism, a strange old age on downers somewhere in Florida, gin slings at sunset as the boats flow by on the river, and never, ever looking in the bathroom mirror?

I'm actually planning on something quite like this myself, so it's beautiful, guys.

It seems beautiful.










Shine on, you
 
 
Kiltartan Cross
20:24 / 01.09.06
Happy birthday, Megatron. Many happy transformations!
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:25 / 01.09.06
For you, perhaps. For the rest of us, it seems the sorry state of affairs we've endured over the last annus horribilis are only going to continue, and possibly worsen.

Please, please, please explain yourself, dear.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:26 / 01.09.06
Thinking about it, I have done a toilet in my trousers.
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:33 / 01.09.06
For you, perhaps. For the rest of us, it seems the sorry state of affairs we've endured over the last annus horribilis are only going to continue, and possibly worsen.

And you better get used to it, for I AM THE FUTURE!!! (enter evil laughter)

Don't mind him, Kali. He's only kidding, I'm sure. I mean, such hateful, uncalled personal attacks would never fly in Barbelith, would they?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:50 / 01.09.06
Best not to tell him of our cybernetic death-god kids, then.
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:52 / 01.09.06
Oh, he will hear from them, surely. At the right time.
 
 
Kiltartan Cross
20:56 / 01.09.06
Tsk tsk! Back to the party atmosphere! Break out the paper hats and bad disco music!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:05 / 01.09.06


Happy Birthday, Megatron. Not Dead yet? You must run to join me* in Sanctuary. I have sticky buns.

*verified likeness of Xoc, btw.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:05 / 01.09.06
Hypothetically;

If it turned out that you, DM, were dating a lady who looked like a little someone who reminded you of times past, before the fall, what sort of a romantic guy would you be? Would you see hir (*I had to delete this*)as some sort of (*I had to deletes this, too*)? And laugh while you were doing it? And then dance around ...
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
21:05 / 01.09.06
Fine, fine. But the pending news of cybernetic death-god children is also reason to celebrate.

Anyway, anyone want to top off my glass? I can't very well make a toast to the birthday boy with an empty glass, now can I?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
21:09 / 01.09.06
Type in "sexy assassin" in Google images and this is what you get:



Nice!!!! New outfit!!!
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:10 / 01.09.06
If it turned out that you, DM, were dating a lady who looked like a little someone who reminded you of times past, before the fall, what sort of a romantic guy would you be? Would you see hir (*I had to delete this*)as some sort of (*I had to deletes this, too*)? And laugh while you were doing it? And then dance around ...

Oh, certainly! And what a beautifully disturbing youtube entry wouldn't that make!!!
 
 
Dead Megatron
21:14 / 01.09.06
That pic does make me think of you, Kali.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:14 / 01.09.06
I'm staring blankly at my 'kill-hand.'

I guess you know how that feels.

They looked at me funny.
 
  

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