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MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
14:44 / 11.08.06
Wouldn't it be a lot less hassle just to be a Suicide Girl? I've heard they rake in the loot, and don't have the paperwork hassles. I can't imagine what a pain in the arse taxes would be for these sorts of enterprises...
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:47 / 11.08.06
I don't think I'm hip enough to be a Suicide Girl. I don't have that many tattooes....

I'm actually looking forward to doing custom clips. But where in the world would I find a Transformer outfit?
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
15:15 / 11.08.06
Given your Dr Who obsession, I'm assuming you've already started constructing a makeshift Tardis control panel to feature in this artistic endeavour?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
15:44 / 11.08.06
Doctor Who erotica?

Ladies and gentlemen, I think my viewing figures are about to go up.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:55 / 11.08.06
I was doing some more work for the site when "My Dark Life" by Elvis Costello came on the radio. Creepy.

Maybe I'll get my childhood wish and become Laura Palmer after all....
 
 
illmatic
17:23 / 11.08.06
Kali, I think it would make sense to re-enact favourite scenes from Dr Who with an added erotic charge? You know, "Attack of the Sex Daleks - see why Davros needs that chair" sort of thing. You could dress up as the Docs favoured assistants from years gone by: Leela, Adric, even K-9... and get HOTT with the Doc's enemies. I mean, The Master? Sex on legs.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:43 / 11.08.06
I can just see it now....

My specialty ends up being doing erotic reimaginations of Doctor Who.

The scary thing is, you know there's a market somewhere out there for it.
 
 
Ticker
18:00 / 11.08.06
Kali, I'm a supporter of the sex industry when it is not exploiting folks.
However you may want to learn about the FBI's not so friendly attitude towards sex workers. Our governmentt is pushing a big anti obscenity 'war' these days.

Free Speech Coalition

Your privacy will be under attack if you create a web site or use a sex web site under the current administration. Please make sure you are ready to defend your rights for more than just cash.


Many wonderful people have been hounded and shut down because of consensual adult entertainment. Do not undertake this lightly as it will impact your life in ways that say, being a stripper will not. You should expect your identity to be outted by your involvement in this field. If that is not an option you probably should not be doing it.
 
 
Ticker
18:04 / 11.08.06
also as mentioned you will have to comply with 2257
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:26 / 11.08.06
Stoatie: Can we all club together and buy Dead Megatron some porn? Or maybe a cold shower?

monk: I will donate to that cause. Yer creepin' me out, DM.

Kali: Which is funny because I was thinking that in Sao Paulo, there are lots of really really hot people.

Haus: Yes, but none of them will talk to DM about the naughting. Which brings us pretty much up to date, I think.

Stoatie: If you met him, though, I'm sure you'd really like him.

Probably best not taking the risk, though.


Haus: I can say with absolute confidence that if I met him, I would as a matter of near-certainty want to date him, and he me.

Flyboy: so I definitely wouldn’t PM any links to Dead Megatron.

Sax: How much to see you in a Dead Megatron outfit?

Kali: I'm actually looking forward to doing custom clips. But where in the world would I find a Transformer outfit?

Lalalalalala I'm not listening, lalalalalalala!!!!


In any case, the fetish clip thingy will be up and open for business the first week of September.

My birthday is September the first, btw.

And, yes, there are lots of hot people in São Paulo, but very few of them would wear a Supergilr outfit on request or understand a Doctor Who reference. And plus, this is a dog eat dog kind of place (and not in a good way), so competition for sex around here is very very harsh if you don't have a seven digit bank account, which I don't. I do get around sometimes, yes, despite Haus's best hopes (I love you to, dear), but mostly when I'm out of this concrete & steel hell-bred materialistic capitalist evil city...

Now, let's not talk about me and my uneventful sex life for five minutes, ok? OK?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
18:39 / 11.08.06
I was wondering if the tag "sex worker" would apply to me once I began this endeavor. I think that's very very interesting.

I'll read those links, thanks. And I am prepared to defend my rights for my sexuality and how I choose to market it.

I am working on a way to currently sex up the Tenth Doctor's suit. Is it weird that I'm female and I want to wear it?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
18:57 / 11.08.06
Wouldn't it be a lot less hassle just to be a Suicide Girl? I've heard they rake in the loot, and don't have the paperwork hassles.

Can, worms, open.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:41 / 11.08.06
I read a similar article in a magazine not too long ago. To tell you the truth, the Suicide Girls don't really interest me. I find that it's exclusivity masquerading under the banner of individuality.

Just my two cents.
 
 
Ticker
20:00 / 11.08.06
SG is teh lame these days.

"oh blood! oh scary FBI! oh scary!"

...and they treat people like shit. Screw that.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:37 / 11.08.06
I'd rather be a solo artist.

Wait, did that come out right?
 
 
Olulabelle
20:42 / 11.08.06
I am working on a way to currently sex up the Tenth Doctor's suit. Is it weird that I'm female and I want to wear it?

No not really, it's common for women to dress up in men's clothing, especially erotically. Do you think it's weird to wear men's suits in general? Today's society is long past things like that being weird, perhaps maybe in Victorian times it could have been considered so.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:44 / 11.08.06
Well, I don't think it's weird to dress up in men's clothing--I think one of the most erotic things a woman can wear is a man's dress shirt--but I was wondering if it was weird that specifically I want to eroticize the Tenth Doctor's suit.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:52 / 11.08.06
No I don't think so. He's a very erotic character already - a lot has been written about how he's been 'sexualised'.

Amusingly I've just searched for '"Dr Who" sex' and one of the first links is to Tom at plasticbag.

Also a Christian article on how to deal with all the 'scary' references to bisexual sex. Mainly it's OK because the 'children won't notice'.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
20:56 / 11.08.06
Ooooer, that was too funny....

So, I guess I'll make a section in the erotica portfolio titled "Doctor Who."

Imagine it: the Tom Baker scarf and nothing else!

The Chris Eccleston leather jacket and nothing else!

This just gives me an excuse to erect a TARDIS.

Oh damn, I think I just made a bad double entrendre....
 
 
Olulabelle
20:57 / 11.08.06
And I think there are gags-a-plenty to be had with the sonic screwdriver.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
21:00 / 11.08.06
Yes, I would say that wanting to sex up the 10th Doctor's suit would count as fairly odd. Although perhaps not as odd as if you wanted to eroticise Patrick Troughton, William Hartnell or even Sylvester McCoy's outfits... That would be far more disturbing.

It's a niche market waiting to be tapped though. Cybermen. Daleks. The Master. K9... There's money to be made, I'm sure. But probably at a terrible, terrible cost.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
21:02 / 11.08.06
Gyspy Lantern, I claim this niche market. And you're right, there's probably a terrible terrible cost.

It might make RTD's eyes fall out.
 
 
Olulabelle
21:23 / 11.08.06
See, I really don't think it is odd. Maybe that makes me odd too.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:42 / 11.08.06
I have a feeling Russell T Davies will not spend too much time looking for ladies on the Internet in a state of undress. I mean, all right, Bob and Rose, but nonetheless.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
22:31 / 11.08.06
It's long after midnight, and I still can't rid myself of the mental image of Patrick Troughton in a variety of Betty Page-style cheesecake photoshoot poses. It's deeply unsettling.
 
 
Lama glama
22:36 / 11.08.06
or even Sylvester McCoy's outfits

I think it's safe to say that it's almost impossible to eroticise cardigan vests. Especially ones with question mark motifs.
 
 
Ticker
22:49 / 11.08.06
you have no idea. I've seen people turn the most common place items into a fetish.

Ah the wonders of human perversity.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:33 / 11.08.06
It's long after midnight, and I still can't rid myself of the mental image of Patrick Troughton in a variety of Betty Page-style cheesecake photoshoot poses. It's deeply unsettling.

You're unsettled? It's coming out red.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:00 / 12.08.06
Generally, I wasn't too happy with the last two incarnations of 'Who', especially the recent. So much so that when the latest arrived to have the usual fight with the daleks, I was so upset that I pulled down my trousers and pants, attached a flat can of coke to the end of my dinkle and shouted 'Lads ... Exterminate this ...!'

It was incenerated.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
00:30 / 12.08.06
The Daleks are quite happy to harp on about "EXTERMINATE!" and "DO NOT BLASPHEME!", but when I suggested that it might be quite nice to rig the National Lottery so that Dead Megatron won and did have a seven digit bank account, then send him back out to the discos of Sao Paolo and see if he really had any more luck in having sex with anyone without directly paying cold hard cash for it, they looked at me as if I were no better than newly appointed England football manager Steve McClaren. "Buffalo Girls go round the outside! Round the outside! Round the outside!"
 
 
■
01:12 / 12.08.06
[Looks askance at the Flyboy and wonders why the theme from Convoy is going through his head]
 
 
Olulabelle
11:39 / 12.08.06
No, no, no stoppit. It's bad enough having to listen to the Brand on the telly without the bad impressions of him spewing out of the Big Brother thread and into everything else.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:56 / 12.08.06
Nice to live free of Russell Brand impressions. Liberating
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:04 / 12.08.06
The swine!
 
 
Olulabelle
12:19 / 12.08.06
That's evil!
 
  

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