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Names for an establishment of delights

 
  

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foolish fat finger
22:28 / 05.07.06
I'm somewhat stuck on a pun about "going off into the bush"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:33 / 05.07.06
STEVE!!!

What could be sexier?
 
 
Jawsus-son Starship
23:57 / 05.07.06
How can I make quim and quantus go together? 'Tis impossible.

How about "Sebastian Lincloln-Whilma III introduces the Erotic Delights". Which is the name of my made up band, but it pretty much works for anything.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:00 / 06.07.06
Inspired by a certain brand of liquid refreshment and my own muddled thoughts about the ethics of this thread/subject; you could simply call the place:

XXXX
 
 
Char Aina
00:03 / 06.07.06
s'been done.
look back through the thread.

it was a bit obvious even then, to be honest.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:10 / 06.07.06
XXXX!. I could have sworn I read the whole thread. Er...(*clicks back and scans whole thread*) hows about:

Aussie Rules

I'll get back in my box...
 
 
stabbystabby
00:27 / 06.07.06
the irony is, no-one here drinks XXXX. it's the beer we try to scare the tourists off with. it's vile stuff.
 
 
astrojax69
02:49 / 06.07.06
oh is that it? so that stuff's ??
 
 
Billuccho!
03:51 / 06.07.06
"The Georgia O'Keefe."

Not Aussie enough, I know.
 
 
Slate
04:42 / 06.07.06
Yeah I see Squirrels Vegan Restaurant has been shut down and replaced by Tex Mex?? Sad, real sad, maybe they should have changed their menu more often? So how about something cute like Squirrels Den? Or the Steaming Clam? Maybe that's a bit rough though, definately not cute.

OK, how about these:
Nirvana Club, Ecstatic, Esoteric Erotica, 4 Rooms, Sin City, The Vice, Vivacious Vixens, Pacific Palour, Parlay Place, The Brisvegas, The Register, Laxmi Palace, Eden, Cottontails, Honeybucket, Wild Revue, Apple Blossom, The Rosebud, Tassles, The Nook?

Does your mate need any males working in the club for female clientelle? that side could be called The Slow Poke, or Poles Apart? The Red Run?

How much for half an hour? Is there an opening party? Does your mate want help choosing girls etc. etc... I like being back home in Brisbane, it's fun... Maybe when the place is open we can have a Barbelith BBQ with discounts to celebrate being in Brisbane and Barbelith?
 
 
Sax
07:09 / 06.07.06
Wankabout.
 
 
foolish fat finger
22:18 / 06.07.06
very good, sax...

Felching Matilda?
 
 
lekvar
01:16 / 07.07.06
The Velvet Fist.

Caveat: No mine. It's from the Buck Godot comics by Phil Foglio.
 
 
Princess
05:57 / 07.07.06
Possibly only of funny to people into celtic mythology or Promethea. Possibly not funny at all. But I thought it and couldn't stop laughing.

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Hy Brazilian

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I'll get my coat.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
17:41 / 07.07.06
Bushtucker
 
 
grant
17:53 / 07.07.06
Crikey!


I'd love to know there was a brothel called Crikey! somewhere in the world.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:11 / 07.07.06
Possibly only of funny to people into celtic mythology or Promethea. Possibly not funny at all. But I thought it and couldn't stop laughing.

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Hy Brazilian


i like the way you think.

Hey, since this is supposed to be an "estabishment of delights", how about some sinestetic names:

"The Candy Shop" (see: deligths)

"The Porn-Starbucks"

"All You Can 'Eat' Buffet"

nah, that's just eeeevil thinking, never mind me
 
 
Whisky Priestess
21:40 / 07.07.06
The Garden of Unearthly Delights
 
  

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