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Names for an establishment of delights

 
  

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stabbystabby
22:47 / 03.07.06
my friend is opening a brothel in brisbane, australia. we need a name for it. it's in an industrial area, not too tacky but not upperclass. Best suggestion so far is Muff Mountain.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:56 / 03.07.06
You're in trouble.
 
 
stabbystabby
23:07 / 03.07.06
cause that's the best option? or did i breach etiquette? (eep)
 
 
Ticker
23:20 / 03.07.06
Madame Oleander's

The Rising Orchid

Petite Morte's

Cupid's Quiver (or Eros' Quiver)

The Red Door

Bacchanalia
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
02:16 / 04.07.06
Go with the classics:

The Gem.

You'll get all of the Deadwood fans showing up.
 
 
A
02:38 / 04.07.06
The depressing this is that Brisbane is currently undergoing a pretty large cultural exodus. There are hardly has any live music venues. There isn't even a decent vegetarian restaurant here anymore. The place is becoming more of a provincial backwater every day.

So, I would think that to read on Barbelith, of all places, that someone is opening a new establishment in my city, could only be a positive thing. Maybe there's hope for this town yet....

Sigh. I'm glad I'm moving to Melbourne soon.
 
 
stabbystabby
02:42 / 04.07.06
there's a good vegetarian curry place in the valley! but it's only curry, not a huge range....
 
 
*
03:17 / 04.07.06
Only on barbelith could a thread go from names for a brothel which as yet exists only in potentia, to the delights of vegetarian curry. Everywhere else, conversation flows the other way.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:59 / 04.07.06
Matilda's (where you can do a whole lot more than waltz)

Didgeridooya
 
 
stabbystabby
04:06 / 04.07.06
kinda sad, really. though i love a good curry....
 
 
Disco is My Class War
04:28 / 04.07.06
Does Brisbane really need another brothel? Have you sorted out a tithe scheme with the local cops? And why Brisbane, when you could open a brothel on the Gold Coast and really hit trashola paydirt? Never take jump half a metre when you could jump 500.

(Okay, okay, Melbourne person here. Pisstakes are all I can offer. Adam, you're moving to Melbourne? Perhaps it's time for another BarbeMelbourne gathering.... Although vegetarian restaurants seem to be closing down here, also.)
 
 
stabbystabby
04:39 / 04.07.06
not me running it, so i dunno bout that. the owner used to manage one up here previously, so i'm guessing she knows the market.

i don't know her through the sex industry, i might add.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
05:08 / 04.07.06
Dude, you need to set up a combination brothel and curry house, and call it Spice Girls.
 
 
stabbystabby
05:21 / 04.07.06
HAWT!
 
 
*
06:14 / 04.07.06
Haus, you are a GENIUS.
 
 
Jub
07:19 / 04.07.06
Uncle Albert's Porn Dungeon.

Not very subtle, but it packs a punch y'know.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
07:43 / 04.07.06
Bangaroo?
 
 
stabbystabby
08:31 / 04.07.06
Bangaroo sounds good. a bit bestial though.....
 
 
Kiltartan Cross
08:55 / 04.07.06
Billabonk?
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
09:07 / 04.07.06
Sheila Dealer?

Sorry...
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
09:08 / 04.07.06
The Bush
 
 
Evil Scientist
09:15 / 04.07.06
"Definitely Not A Vampire Lair!"
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:17 / 04.07.06
Chalice Springs?
 
 
Jub
10:46 / 04.07.06
Girls Down Under.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
11:44 / 04.07.06
Lassadus
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
14:17 / 04.07.06
There's something brilliant involving "shrimps" and "Barbies," but I can't quite get it to congeal.
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:20 / 04.07.06
Duckbill Delights
 
 
Dead Megatron
15:12 / 04.07.06
Hopping Lassies

hey, does this contest winner gets a lifetime freepass?
 
 
Haus Of Pain
15:17 / 04.07.06
Bouncers (as in Neighbours)
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:27 / 04.07.06
Dead Megatron, in the name of God shut up.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:32 / 04.07.06
Kebabylon
 
 
Haus Of Pain
15:33 / 04.07.06
Not sure that's exactly what they are after Haus but i may use it for the cafe I'm opening in Angel.

Thanks.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:34 / 04.07.06
Or, to put it another way:

There are a lot of issues involving the ethical function of the sex industry and its various elements. These have been discussed at some length on Barbelith, but could certainly do with another go-round. By relating this collection of word-plays to the shuddersome idea of acts of coition involving your good self, DM, you have done us a favour in a sense by reminding us of the demoralising human cost of the industry, and providing a means by which we can possibly turn to look more closely at the ethics of the sex industry, its regulation and how it plays out in this particular case.

On the other hand, I just threw up. Just a little. In my mouth.
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:42 / 04.07.06
Like that?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:44 / 04.07.06
Mouth closed, for obvious reasons. Also, I have a feeling that the monsters crawling around my derelict hotel might be able to smell the bile.

OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
 
  

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