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Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:46 / 05.06.06
Venti is Italian for 20 (as in 20 fl. oz.)
 
 
Red Concrete
22:55 / 05.06.06
Ah, excellent! I always assumed it somehow followed on from Tall and Grande, in some way that I was too stupid to understand.

I should have guessed from vingt, vinte, etc...

Languages are the business! (or the bee's knees, as Mr Twento there is unlikely to say)
 
 
*
04:27 / 06.06.06
Based on a very iffy online translator, the following may approximate "This is America! Speak Ojibwe!" in Ojibwe.

O'ow ate America! Anishnabemon!

So, you know, people with t-shirt printing capacity...
 
 
*
04:42 / 06.06.06
And for my English friends, although I believe more of your countrypeople have sense in this regard:

ðas biþ Englaland! Spæcað Englysc!

(Edited so as to be less stupidly Americanish.)
 
 
All Acting Regiment
06:12 / 06.06.06
Or possibly just "Welcome to Cymru"...
 
 
*
06:19 / 06.06.06
Point taken. Friend of mine used to send me mail with "Gwynedd, Occupied Wales" as the return address.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
07:06 / 06.06.06
What really angers me about this Vento guy is this idea that the immigrants of a few generations ago were all noble, romantic, hardworking and so on- whilst of course it's all different now, thanks, and these scary modern day immigrants are all diseased drug dealers, not to mention "illegals".

Conveniently, they often forget to mention that immigration controls on those entering the USA are a recent phenomena- there were no illegal immigrants in the 19th century because there was no such thing as an illegal immigrant. The image of boatloads of people coming from the "Old Country" and landing in a welcoming New York (Vento's family among them) could not happen the same way today.

It reminds me of someone on the Daily Mail message board who talked about how, in the good old days, sure, there were criminals, but they were just Wide Boys, like Del and Rodney- see, "it all went wrong when the Jamaicans came over". Now it's all nasty immigrant thugs with no honour, who beat up women and children- that never happened in the old days. Cue lots of sage nodding, like a shelf of nodding dogs in Halfords, except instead of dogs it was little Moseleys.

Considering how often the left is accused of wearing rose tinted spectacles, of giving people too much rope, or seeing a damaged human being when we are "actually" looking at A CRIMINAL, and so on, this really pisses me off.
 
 
*
16:28 / 06.06.06
I refer you, Legba, to the 1882 Chinese Exclusion Act.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
17:06 / 06.06.06
Yeah, I was gonna say, my bad for forgetting- my point still holds, though- Vensilly's ancestors were not better people than today's immigrants.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
17:29 / 06.06.06
T-Shirt design
 
 
*
17:37 / 06.06.06
Great design! But there is no language called "Sioux." I'd go with Dakota or Lakota myself. They're more easily recognizable.

And I found how to say "Speak Dakota!" in Dakota: Dakoteyah Wogdaka.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
17:46 / 06.06.06
oh, I looked it up and wiki said Lakota was a regional dialect (one of many).
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
18:05 / 06.06.06
This should cover all the bases.
 
 
*
18:34 / 06.06.06
Oh, well, all right then. Awesome products.
 
 
Kiltartan Cross
18:39 / 06.06.06
Or possibly just "Welcome to Cymru"...

Bugger the Welsh, I live in the Danelaw. Anyone speak Norse?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
18:42 / 06.06.06
You come over here, in your boats, take our cattle...
 
 
gridley
20:33 / 06.06.06
I don't like that man. I hope his family dies in a car accident.

His son is actually quite nice. Teaches aerobics. My girlfriend took a few classes with him.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
20:46 / 06.06.06
*looks at T-Shirts* Good, good, now when do they go on sale?
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
20:55 / 06.06.06
As in discounted, or for purchase?

Unfortunately I haven't had access to screen printers for years, in which case they would be a lot cheaper then they are on Zazzle. Z is one of the cheapest "make it and buy it" sites I have found when you arent ordering like 200 shirts at a time.
 
 
Shrug
21:45 / 06.06.06
Hmm very circuituously reminiscent of Labov's experiment with rhotic r's. He asked a question to employees in three Manhattan stores distinguishable by social class "What items can be found on the fourth floor?" This was useful as shop assistants often mimic the speech patterns of their customers. He observed stratification of social class through the hard r's presence in the speech of Saks' employees (than Macy's or R. Klein's) and a higher incidence again when his question was repeated. Thus, proving a pull toward what is considered prestigious or more 'correct'

What reminded me most is in the cited case English is, perhaps, almost being viewed as more prestigious and 'correct' rather than solely useful and being that it isn't just a change in vernacular, syntax, intonation but an actual ratified language in question, 'tis a tad fucking annoying.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
22:42 / 06.06.06
Ah. I'm apparently less than capable today, as some how I didn't see the little order thing so I could buy it. Hmm. Cheers for designing them, elijah.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
04:01 / 07.06.06
Whoat! I successfully ordered a shirt! I feel proud of myself.
 
 
stabbystabby
07:58 / 07.06.06
this is oorstraylia. Speak strine.

Mind you though, i feel like an uncultured twat trying to order in English when i'm travelling. thankfully most places make do with a picture menu.
 
 
Jackie Susann
09:46 / 07.06.06
I think you'd be after something more like, This is Australia. Speak Pitjantjatjara.*

*Obv there = hundreds of indigenous languages in Australia, but this is the only one anyone I know actually speaks, and I think its pretty common by contemporary standards.
 
 
ibis the being
10:53 / 07.06.06
Ring tees?

Noooooooooooooo!
 
 
SteppersFan
14:26 / 07.06.06
Way cool shirt. Can't believe you can do custom shirts online. If shipping was cheaper I'd be tempted. Anywhere like this in the UK?
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
15:06 / 07.06.06
ha ha ha

Sorry, I figured the hipster ring tee would be popular. I am actually not sure why...

You can change the style of shirt it is printed on though.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:40 / 08.06.06
I'm gonna learn to say "fuck you Vento" in as many languages as possible just in case I ever bump into the racist tosspiece.
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:23 / 08.06.06
I'm gonna learn to say "fuck you Vento" in as many languages as possible just in case I ever bump into the racist tosspiece.

here, let me help:

"VĂ¡ se foder, Vento" (phonetically, sorta: "Vah see foh-der, Vento")
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:24 / 08.06.06
Cheers, DM. I'm practising right now. Just in case.
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:25 / 08.06.06
Oh, yeah, I know a bit of Italian too:

"Va fan cullo, Vento"
 
 
Red Concrete
21:54 / 08.06.06
Or, in real portuguese... "Vai-te foder, Vento"

 
 
Dead Megatron
21:59 / 08.06.06
"Real" as in archaic? Or as in "Portugal's Portuguese"? You geek.

"This is the internet. Speak binary"
 
 
All Acting Regiment
23:59 / 08.06.06
I think I've witnessed the start of something beautiful.
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
08:45 / 09.06.06
Finnish:

Haista vittu, Vento.


(It literally means "sniff the cunt" - Finland doesn't have Fuck you or Fuck off... although suksi vittuun literally means "ski into a cunt" and I think that makes up for a lot.)
 
  

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