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Stephen Colbert - Greatest Hero Ever In The History of Everything

 
  

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CameronStewart
00:50 / 02.05.06
Stephen Colbert has balls of solid rock dipped in molten titanium. Simply unbelievable.

Part 1

Part 2

The less-essential but still funny Part 3
 
 
Jack Denfeld
03:49 / 02.05.06
He attacked those in the press who claim that the shake-up at the White House was merely re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. “This administration is soaring, not sinking,” he said. “If anything, they are re-arranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.”

Colbert told Bush he could end the problem of protests by retired generals by refusing to let them retire. He compared Bush to Rocky Balboa in the “Rocky” movies, always getting punched in the face—“and Apollo Creed is everything else in the world.”

Turning to the war, he declared, "I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq." [...]

As Colbert walked from the podium, when it was over, the president and First Lady gave him quick nods, unsmiling. The president shook his hand and tapped his elbow, and left immediately.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
03:54 / 02.05.06
Oh thank god! Cameron, I wanted to watch it live but I couldn't find it. Awesome.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
04:20 / 02.05.06
That's the most awsesome thing I've seen in a while. Colbert never even seemed to notice the shocked silence following some of his jokes. He just keeps going. He has a remarkable ability to keep his composure.

I'm happy his new show is successful, but if he stops providing the voice for Phil on "Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law" I'll cry all day.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
04:23 / 02.05.06
Actually, if he is murdered by CIA hitmen I'll be pretty upset too. "ha-HA!...bodies in a woodchipper."
 
 
A
05:16 / 02.05.06
I just watched those earlier today. I think he pulled that off really well. It was just the right blend of innocent jokiness and barbed political commentary. He was just gentle enough so that all of his targets had to smile and clap, but he still got his points across perfectly. Nice to see the tradition of the court jester hasn't entirely died out.
 
 
*
05:17 / 02.05.06
He practiced by giving his spiel to cabbage patch dolls. That'll teach you to keep your composure.

Scalia was amused, at least. Or doing a convincing impression.
 
 
sleazenation
07:09 / 02.05.06
The links are no longer working...
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
07:33 / 02.05.06
They still work fine for me. I think youtube is a little effed up right now.
 
 
Nobody's girl
08:45 / 02.05.06
thankyoustephencolbert.org
 
 
CameronStewart
13:49 / 02.05.06
Yeah, I just tested the links and they still work for me too...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:08 / 02.05.06
That guy is my new hero.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
14:57 / 02.05.06
Thanks for the links, CameronStewart. That was sheer class. Lots of great lines, e.g. the bit about the public opinion glass being 2/3 empty, and the last 1/3 being backwash.

I heart Stephen Colbert.
 
 
sleazenation
15:43 / 02.05.06
I guess it had been linked to death when I first tried - worked on the second attempt though.

Yeah, on the whole very positive development, but also it underlines an ongoing disappointment in the paucity of much of what passes for journalism in the US.

I guess it kind of reminds me a bit of England in the early 60s and the great satire boom and its pervasive influence in news reporting and society at large...
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
16:18 / 02.05.06
Just out of curiousity, are those "Thank you Stephen Colbert" coments going to be sent to him at some point? Somehow?
 
 
ibis the being
23:52 / 02.05.06
I've just been reading some blistering critiques of Colbert's performance at

Wonkette and The New Republic online.

It really irritates when, every time a Democrat is judged to have made a political misstep or is deemed to have come off poorly, it becomes This Is What's Wrong With Democrats.

So Thank You, Stephen Colbert, for demonstrateing so plainly that, even in this time of low approval ratings and massive administration meltdowns, liberals are so desperate for anything resembling a victory that they’ll make Republicans look like winners even when they’re imploding. - Wonkette

I happen to think Colbert was great in the Correspondents Dinner, but even if I agreed that he sucked, this is not What's Wrong with the whole party. Frankly I'm sick of hearing about What's Wrong With Democrats. Talk about a red herring. Republicans in power are breaking laws left and right in plain view, and the media is just utterly obsessed with the faulty public image of the Democratic Party. Enough already.
 
 
sleazenation
13:20 / 03.05.06
Erm - has anyone established if Colbert actually IS a Democrat party member?
 
 
alas
23:46 / 03.05.06
I have no idea if he's a party member, but he's definitely not the conservative that he parodies on his show.

The You-Tube site now says that the clips have been removed due to copyright violations. I can't seem to get them any where else. Ideas?
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:22 / 04.05.06
BitTorrent, definitely.
 
 
Hieronymus
02:19 / 04.05.06
Colbert: I delivered the closing speech and needless to say, the audience could not contain their excitement.

Colbert: Very respective silence. The crowd practically carried me out on their shoulders, although I wasn't actually ready to leave...


Video of Colbert's recap here
 
 
CameronStewart
13:34 / 04.05.06
>>>The You-Tube site now says that the clips have been removed due to copyright violations. I can't seem to get them any where else. Ideas? <<<

still has them.
 
 
alejandrodelloco
20:46 / 04.05.06
Here is the Bittorrent hookup.
 
 
Totem Polish
12:17 / 08.05.06
I love the fact that in England all the papers were carrying photos of Bush's hilarious doppelganger sketch while Colbert had actually made the heroic stand they all wish they could. Kudos that man.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
15:43 / 08.05.06
The British papers don't know who Colbert or the Daily Show is. Probably filed it with all the other comedians that aren't known in the UK.
 
 
Dead Megatron
17:09 / 08.05.06
I only managed to download part 1. I really love the part when he says that, if the government who governs the best is the one who governs the least, then the govern they made in Iraq is really great. The choked look of the audience was awesome.
 
 
sleazenation
17:49 / 08.05.06
I love the fact that in England all the papers were carrying photos of Bush's hilarious doppelganger sketch while Colbert had actually made the heroic stand they all wish they could.

Hmmm - I don't think the British papers, much less the rest of the British media are wishing they could make a stand against Bush. Indeed their reporting, although by no means perfect, isn't exactly lacking in terms of its coveage and analysis.

Further, I have a suspicion that part of the reason that Colbert has received a bit of a rough ride in the American press across the partisan divide is that like Jon Stewart, he exposes what a poor job the press corps are doing...
 
 
Totem Polish
10:45 / 09.05.06
Fair point, still, at least someone got round to finally shoving Bush's face in his own filth - so to speak. I'd guess that another problem with Stewart and Colbert is that its impossible for the press to pigeonhole them as anything other than incredibly astute broadcasters, Colbert's whole persona is that of someone who attacks the right wing from their perspective. Which is just way too confusing to explain in the average opinions column.
 
 
bjacques
12:23 / 09.05.06
Naw. It's easy. They're a comedy show that scoops the established media at least on politics, because political reporting even from "objective" media has sunk to the level of People Magazine (or Hello). White House spokesdroids act like the PR flacks of Madonna and Tom Cruise.

But if all Colbert did was to take potshots at Bush or the usual political suspects, that would have just been a Friar's Club roast, but a little edgier. He went one better. The real targets were the reporters, editors and publishers who took a six-year long vacation; Bush and his ilk were just the ammo.
 
 
Ben Danes
12:38 / 09.05.06
Yeah, that 'fiction' line was just brutally aimed at the reporters.

It actually got a mention in the daily national paper (which swings conservative) here in Australia, which was a bit surprising. It was though a two sentence summary, under a photo of Bush's act and a couple paras on that.
 
 
grant
14:41 / 25.05.06
Colbert does it again.

Or rather, a particularly desperate corrupt politician did it for him:


A good sign that Tom DeLay doesn’t have the facts on his side: the top source for his latest defense against his critics is Stephen Colbert.

This morning, DeLay’s legal defense fund sent out a mass email criticizing the movie “The Big Buy: Tom DeLay’s Stolen Congress,” by “Outfoxed” creator Robert Greenwald.

The email features a “one-pager on the truth behind Liberal Hollywood’s the Big Buy,” and the lead item is Colbert’s interview with Greenwald on Comedy Central (where Colbert plays a faux-conservative, O’Reilly-esque character). The headline of the “fact sheet”:


DeLay thinks Colbert is so persuasive, he’s now featuring the full video of the interview at the top of the legal fund’s website. And why not? According to the email, Greenwald “crashed and burned” under the pressure of Colbert’s hard-hitting questions, like “Who hates America more, you or Michael Moore?”

Apparently the people at DeLay’s legal fund think that Colbert is actually a conservative. Or maybe they’re just that desperate for supporters.


Links at the story.
 
 
petunia
15:46 / 25.05.06
Another copy of the original is up on google video
 
 
petunia
15:53 / 25.05.06
"...and reality has a well known liberal bias..."

Best EVAR
 
 
Ben Danes
04:33 / 26.05.06
Good stuff Grant. I read that earlier and was thinking about posting it here.

I was watching a Report episode from 2005 with a couple of mates the other night, the one where a viewer sends him an email asking if he's ashamed about calling Scooter Libby a martyr, to which Colbert replies until he's convicted Scooter is just a fall guy. He then busts out this hand gesture at the end, sort of like when you swear on the bible, saying 'Free Scooter.' My mates and I lost it over this, and one of them asks 'does anyone actually take him for real and not as a joke?'

The next day that Delay fact sheet went up. You could not make this shit up, you'd say it was too unbelievable.
 
 
Smoothly
10:48 / 26.05.06
Where can I see the interview with Greenwald? The link on the Defend DeLay site doesn’t seem to work, and I can’t find it on YouTube or Google Video.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
17:11 / 26.05.06
Wow. Just... Wow.
 
  

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