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Things That Confuse Me About Barbelith

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:48 / 15.04.06

That bloody Ganesh, eh? Someone describes him as "well-liked" and he moans about it. It's madness, I tell 'ee. Madness.

sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q

12:50 / 15.04.06

If I were you, I'd pick a fight with Qalyn. He may not fight often, but when he does, he fights dirty. Respect surely that way lies.
Qalyn is the one person on Barbelith I've met in real life. I've heard of his temper but I think he's quite tender towards girlz.

Ganesh

12:51 / 15.04.06

All I ask for is a little worship.

sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q

12:57 / 15.04.06

Also, sybiline, the delay in your approval was because our approval system was a mess, not because anyone was holding you back. We all do this in our spare time. It's not like applying to Cornell or something.

Fuck the fuck off, fucker.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:59 / 15.04.06

Fite!

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13:23 / 15.04.06

YAY

sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q

14:09 / 15.04.06

um, yeah. i'm sure his dick is scared of me.

SMS

21:06 / 15.04.06

We have smileys?

I'd completely forgotten.

ONLY NICE THINGS

22:57 / 15.04.06

We try not to draw attention to it.

matthew.

23:49 / 15.04.06

Take this Haus:

and this:

MWAHAHAH!

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

02:43 / 16.04.06

You hurt everyone when you do that, matt. Me. You. Jesus. Angels. Stormtroopers. Ottomans. Everyone

matthew.

03:58 / 16.04.06

Ottomans

Silly. You can't hurt couches with emoticons.

matthew.

04:03 / 16.04.06

Well, I did hurt somebody with that awful pun.

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05:50 / 16.04.06

We try not to draw attention to it.

Mistoffelees

09:11 / 16.04.06

0_o, those are cute smileys!

I prefer the more weird ones, myself.

Triplets

12:52 / 16.04.06

Thank you for a better Barbelith.

Mistoffelees

12:55 / 16.04.06

All in a days work, Triplets.

Mourne Kransky

13:42 / 16.04.06

Mistoffelees, you should know better. You're not just letting me down, you're letting everyone down, including Tuna Ghost and Jesus (just when he's been resurrected too and should be a bit more cheerful than of late). But, most of all, you're letting yourself down.

You have weakened the defenses we have built that separate Barbelith from the boards where Michael Jackson does the moonwalk in every sig and the accursed letters lol are heedlessly strewn around. Any more of this and you shall be spanked severely, young man.

rofl

Also, Ant & Dec confuse me. Because I am old.

Mistoffelees

15:53 / 16.04.06

You guys can spank me all you want, I´ll always like smileys (especially the hammer one). Like the old wise philosopher once said: "A smiley says more than a thousand words." [and seriously, they can be useful!]

And at least, it´s only smileys, and not o rlys.

sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q

16:08 / 16.04.06

i love the smiley fly being swatted one... it's hypnotizing...

Mistoffelees

16:14 / 16.04.06

It´s nice to see you have good taste, sibyline! No wonder, your intro thread thrives so well.

sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q

16:23 / 16.04.06

actually, it's more that i have a natural nemesis in Qalyn and people are attracted to blood, HIS blood.

do you have a happy face that gets all bloody? i want one.

matthew.

16:26 / 16.04.06

I'm impressed nobody has yet made a Policy thread on teh evils smileys!!11!!

ONLY NICE THINGS

16:44 / 16.04.06

What would be the point? At best, it would be unprofitable, at worst discrimination against the less able.

8===>Q: alyn

17:07 / 16.04.06

i have a natural nemesis in Qalyn

I'll take what I can get. I don't think anyone wants my blood so much as the barbepopularity worm is turning.

Mistoffelees

18:16 / 16.04.06

You can find a bloody smiley on the Watchmen cover, sibyline.

sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q

18:53 / 16.04.06

I'll take what I can get. I don't think anyone wants my blood so much as the barbepopularity worm is turning.

ew. worm. you do fight dirty.

Spyder Todd 2008

15:56 / 17.04.06

Oh, come on, how come sibyline gets a nemesis and I don't? Damnit all! What, do I need to hold open auditions or something?

sibyline, beating Qalyn to a Q

16:20 / 17.04.06

Oh, come on, how come sibyline gets a nemesis and I don't?

'Cause I'm "special," don't you know?

Clearly.

Oh, come on, how come sibyline gets a nemesis and I don't? Damnit all! What, do I need to hold open auditions or something?

I can volunteer. Not doing anything now anyway, and this shouldn't take me more than five minutes.

I am my own nemesis. But, thankfully, we have been under an uneasy cease-fire since election day...

Oh, and one mo'thing:

You guys can spank me all you want

Is this, like, a sexual proposition?

Mistoffelees

19:49 / 17.04.06

*gulp*

That´s the blessing and curse of the english language, almost every word and sentence has more than one meaning!

Although, in german it would have the same potential to be misunderstood.

Quick, change the subject!

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