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PAIN (pics)

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All Acting Regiment

20:37 / 09.04.06

Was in the pub once. Went...somewhere. Came back, took the glass to my lips. Found out my fucking mates had been running a flaming lighter round the rim of the glass while I was away. Gave me a blister, and lots of

PAIN

Also, once my mates wrapped me up in a man-tall sheet of duct tape, with the sticky side against my bare face. They pulled it away fiercely causing

PAIN

What PAINful experiences shall we share?

Brigade du jour

20:56 / 09.04.06

Legba, please ... get new mates.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

21:18 / 09.04.06

It's a bad idea to drink a few beers and then go stand in line for an hour. Me and a buddy did this and by the time we got near the front we were already under considerable

STRAIN

which is why we all laughed so hard when another friend punched my buddy in the kidney very hard. He went down immediately and damned us all for his

PAIN

There is a peculiar sadism involved with punching someone in the kidney when they have to pee. I was glad to be able to witness it.

Ganesh

21:22 / 09.04.06

And then they pee blood. Which doubtless makes you laugh like a

DRAIN.

Mistoffelees

21:24 / 09.04.06

There was this famous matador in

SPAIN

and he waved a red rag in front of the bull´s nose but it was all in

VAIN

and when the bull was finished, all that was left of the matador on the arena dust was a

STAIN.

Mistoffelees

21:26 / 09.04.06

I almost forgot, that for all we know, the bull left in a hurry and never was seen ...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:47 / 09.04.06

What the heck is wrong with you people?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:51 / 09.04.06

AAAARGH!!!

My BRANE!!!

Bubblegum Death

21:53 / 09.04.06

You're so VAIN, you probably think this thread is about you. Don't you?

Mistoffelees

22:08 / 09.04.06

Poor Stoats! You got a

MIGRAINE?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:13 / 09.04.06

Jeez.

Snakes on a PLANE, dude.

All Acting Regiment

22:17 / 09.04.06

This other time, as a kid, I was at Southport Pleasure Beach, on the massive plastic slides. You're supposed to go down them in these sacks, so as you don't get friction.

I fell out of the sack.

I had most of my left arm and some of my right, and a fair bit of leg, burned into a sort of brown/red soup. It was quite amazingly painful.

P. Horus Rhacoid

22:46 / 09.04.06

A few years ago, whilst running, I had a bee fly into my mouth and sting me on the inside of my lower lip, which instantly swelled up to about four times its normal size and hurt like hell. My friends were too busy laughing to offer any sympathy.

Bubblegum Death

22:56 / 09.04.06

Worst pain I've ever been in was when I had mono. I didn't go to the doctor right away and when I did go to the hospital; they misdiagnosed me and sent me home. 2 days later, I was in the hospital and had lost about 40 lbs.

astrojax69

23:09 / 09.04.06

and it is all getting so ARCANE

most pain me? i lost the top joints of the index and middle finger of my left hand, got pulled back inside the casing of a winch with the hook, trapped for an hour or so until police rescue removed the whole bumper bar to get at the winch casing. ouch. but funny? yeah, my buddy took my work belt off then was making me do monty python routines until the ambulance came with the happy gas. that stuff is great! ha ha, i laugh at pain!

bit of pain never hurt no-one, i always say...

All Acting Regiment

01:46 / 10.04.06

An aquaintance was skiing. Someone went into his back with the sharp toe of the ski. Seared not only the skin but the muscle away, and all the blood and fat came splashing down and hit the snow in a yellow/red waterfall.

P. Horus Rhacoid

02:21 / 10.04.06

Legba, it appears you are confusing 'funny' with 'really really disgusting.'

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

02:44 / 10.04.06

...yeah. That was...not things I needed to know.

Images like that do terrible things to my

BRAIN

...wait, we did that one already, didn't we?

Ah screw it.

petunia

02:47 / 10.04.06

Images like that do terrible things to my

BRAIN

as if it was hit by a

TRAIN

perhaps?

All Acting Regiment

02:57 / 10.04.06

The guy was laughing afterwards, used to charge 50p a look.

Seth

04:39 / 10.04.06

One of these pained me:

DILNHAGHREWTHAYNE!

All Acting Regiment

04:59 / 10.04.06

Where's it's feathers?

All Acting Regiment

05:12 / 10.04.06

I was also gonna say "I see your velociraptor and raise you THIS" and post a picture of a fucking Argentinian fucking Carnotaurus (which means Fucking Big Meat-eating Bull in Latin): it's a big fucking dinosaur with pretty much zero fore-arms, but that's ok, it doesn't need to masturbate, because it KILLS!

But I couldn't find a picture.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

06:56 / 10.04.06

ha ha, i laugh at pain!

Me too! Specifically, my friends's pain. I remember when I was nine or ten and I managed to tear a fingernail off with a skateboard, and up to that point the very idea of having a fingernail torn off terrified me. I had imagined it to be the absolute worst pain in the entire universe, and then it happens, and I didn't find it too goddam funny.

But my friends did, because watching friends get hurt is considered a legitimate source of entertainment in the U.S. midwest.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

07:05 / 10.04.06

And then they pee blood. Which doubtless makes you laugh like a

DRAIN.

You suggest I should

REFRAIN?

Allow me to

EXPLAIN

...actually, that's about enough for me I think.

All Acting Regiment

09:10 / 10.04.06

Who's going to sail the Spanish MAIN?

Jub

09:22 / 10.04.06

If you're an Aussie, the pain of losing to us poms might be symbolised by SHANE!

Mistoffelees

09:36 / 10.04.06

Surely his power derives from his manly

MANE

matthew.

13:58 / 10.04.06

If you think this is

GERMANE,

the worst PAIN I ever felt was collapsed lung. It made me go

INSANE, like a very famous

DANE.

when I breathed. Like hot knives in my

VEIN.

Baobab Branches and Plastic

14:48 / 10.04.06

I used to swear a lot as a kid, so my mom hit me with a

CANE

on my legs and a large velt appeared which was actually kinda cool (in that I got to show the other kids and be all tough) but it didn't stop me from swearing

AGAIN.

(There is something about Andre the giant references that i just love... that guy... ah my hero)

Jub

15:03 / 10.04.06

It wouldn't cause discomfort
It wouldn't cause you pain
but dichlorodifluoromethane
would make you think again.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

15:43 / 10.04.06

I'm surprised that, given we're talking about things that can happen to your

BRAIN

that no one has mentioned how Diet Coke contains

ASPARTAME!

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

15:44 / 10.04.06

(OK, so that last one didn't quite rhyme...my powers of poetry are beginning to

WANE)