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Myspace a waste of space?

 
  

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Kali, Queen of Kitteh
05:51 / 01.04.06
Say it and mean it, my love.

I've already posted two blog entries within a few hours of each other...
 
 
semioticrobotic
12:48 / 01.04.06
Oh -- don't get me wrong. While I might be somewhat cynical about the MySpace thing, I certainly don't want to look down on its users with any form of condescension. I too have a blog (uses WordPress and hosted myself, however), but that's not the part of MySpace that's engendered the cynicism. I'm more curious about the draw of the demands it places on its users -- keep the profile updated, change the background, set new music, add a new photoset, check every five minutes for similar updates from friends, etc.

That said, Kali, I must add that the design of your MySpace is wonderful!
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
13:10 / 01.04.06
It's okay. I didn't do it, but a friend did.

I'm thinking about changing it up again, but there you go, another reason the damn thing is addictive.

I also put a Hello Cthulu pic and comment on my friend's page since he sent me the giant scary phallus.
 
 
CameronStewart
14:32 / 01.04.06
I have a myspace page (and I just sent you a friend request, Kali, ha HA!) but I probably spend on average less than 5 minutes a day on it. I don't understand the people who spend their entire lives on it.

I shamefully admit that my primary purpose for having the page, and acquiring friends for my list, is so that I can exploit it for publicity purposes later when my next comic comes out...

I gotta say though, I hate the feature that allows people to embed music in their pages - every time I click on someone's page and they have the music player it either a)locks up my browser, b)scares the shit out of me because I have forgotten my speakers are on high volume, c)irritates because I have to listen to the same first ten seconds of the song over and over and over and over every time I come to their main page.

Oh and d) a lot of people's taste in music is very different to my own, and therefore from my perspective "terrible."
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
14:34 / 01.04.06
Oh Christ, then you're gonna hate my Panic!At the Disco song.

(And I accepted you, so there.)
 
 
julius has no imagination
18:07 / 01.04.06
Oh my, CameronStewart, background music. Urgh. Annyoing for the reasons you stated plus the fact that I often have music playing anyway.

And more generally, unnecessarily, stupidly elaborate page designs. Especially widespread on sites like Myspace, Livejournal and similar. One reason they annoy me is simply that... well... my main computer that I use to browse the web isn't the fastest and some features just make it crawl. Unfortunately, Kali, your myspace page does it. It doesn't look bad, but it kills my browser. Probably the huge high-res background that does it. Another thing is that a lot of elaborate desings might look pretty, but are in some way awkward to navigate.

Anyway, this is one of the things I like about Livejournal. Yes, people make silly designs and spend ages on them, change them frequently and all that. They also use annoying features that slow down the browser and/or just break the page. BUT I pretty much always view my friends' journals via the "Friends" page - which displays them in the layout of MY journal (which is very basic). Also on LJ: User icons, of which a lot of people have a huge selection, most of which are.. well, aren't even vaguely representative of them. Surely, the idea is to have as your icon something that relates to you. Not necessarily your own face, but maybe a drawing, an animal, I don't know. But never mind, I'm straying too far off-topic here.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:00 / 01.04.06
I apologize for what my page does to your browser. I'm trying to clean it up a bit and make it less chaotic.

I'm currently scanning some new photos for the pics page.
 
 
ibis the being
21:07 / 01.04.06
I'm not buying this "helps me keep in touch" story. If my friends are emailing me to tell me to get a MySpace page... are we not in touch? Via email? I mean, whatever, MySpace is a hobby, but let's not dress it up in robes.

It does make me feel terribly old and unhip to ponder such things, though... ringtones? Texting? MySpace? BAH HUMBUG!
 
 
semioticrobotic
21:20 / 01.04.06
I'm not buying this "helps me keep in touch" story. If my friends are emailing me to tell me to get a MySpace page... are we not in touch? Via email? I mean, whatever, MySpace is a hobby, but let's not dress it up in robes.

I was wondering if anyone would approach the issue this way. "In touch," of course, can be interpreted many ways. In the sense ibis stipulates, "touch" requires a mutuality, or perhaps a discourse commenced and prolonged by mutual engagement. I email you specifically, and you respond to me specifically (the event of our communication is motivated by a shared context and constrained by our "being in touch," making contact, at a specific time in a specific place).

But when some folks tell me they're using MySpace to stay in "touch," it seems to me they're using the term in a wholly different way. "Keeping in touch" for these folks means they can constantly peruse and click their friends' pages, read messages written and posted there for mass consumption, and not really "touch" or "be touched" by their friends at all. In this sense (and again I apologetically engage in a bit of cynicism), "staying in touch" seems more like surveillance.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
21:23 / 01.04.06
I think the only time I would say it's being used for "keeping in touch" is when you have friends on your page who don't live in the same country as you do.

Other than that, it's completely masturbatory. Posting funny pics on your friends' page and likewise, and shit like that. It is also a fairly decent way to inform people about art openings and rock shows.
 
 
ibis the being
21:43 / 01.04.06
"Keeping in touch" for these folks means they can constantly peruse and click their friends' pages, read messages written and posted there for mass consumption

Is this really what's going on, though? People who use such sites, what say you? I have been under the impression (perhaps a false one) that people spend more time on their own pages than on their friends' & acquaintances' - like blogging but with more/more consistent feedback, response, and (forgive me) fast-paced ego gratification.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
21:47 / 01.04.06
The man's got a point. And while I do update my blog, I always post more stuff on my friends' pages because it's funny to do so.

Until you receive a disturbing picture on your own.
 
 
matthew.
23:54 / 01.04.06
The laziest MySpace page in the history of the gigantic interweb

And add me as your friend. We'll create a large network of Barbeloids, take over MySpace from the emo-kids and then make MySpace a discussion forum for ninjas, pirates, and Grant Morrison.

And for you people who are dazzled by celebrities, I have Mark Z. Danielewski and Kevin Smith as my friends....
 
 
Bubblegum Death
23:57 / 01.04.06
Ha! Earl Hickey from "My Name is Earl" is one of my 4 friends.
 
 
matthew.
00:15 / 02.04.06
Bah. I look down on your fictional friends. Kevin Smith and I are good buddies. We've never met, but I know he knows of me. He's just shy. Waiting for the right opportunity to read my script for "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Again!!1!!"
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
01:56 / 02.04.06
matt, i think i fucked up trying to put you on my friends page. try it again, won't you?

and yes, i say we take Myspace from those fucking indie kids....
 
 
matthew.
04:19 / 02.04.06
That MySpace movie is probably the greatest thing ever. That's almost perfect satire. Especially the dude at the beginning. Those are the lame angles people take photos of themselves at.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
04:41 / 02.04.06
I really hate the pics that are so obviously people holding the camera in front of their faces. It never looks good.

*embarrassed cough*

Cameron might be the one exception, though. And that wasn't a flirt, that was the God's honest truth.
 
 
matthew.
04:44 / 02.04.06
Hold on everybody, I'm going to do a huge scientific study of MySpace and cull all of the worst (read: angles) pics out there.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
04:57 / 02.04.06
That is a very ambitious project, my friend.

Hey, Kevin Smith is now on my friends page too!

Which means Cameron will probably delete me. (I recall his hatred for the man.)
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
05:27 / 02.04.06
Darling, they're all Goths, so what did you expect?

"Likes puppies; is willing to hold hands"

"Don't let the mascara fool you, I am very cheery"

"Oooh, I hate this pic, but it's done in such a tasteful way that makes me seem so troubled when really I make good money that I shouldn't even be on here"

Gah. Give me something truly tragic. I know they're there.
 
 
Bubblegum Death
05:32 / 02.04.06
Kevin Smith has graciously accepted an invitation to be my friend and is taking me and Earl out to dinner this weekend. Along with Twiztedsista420.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
05:36 / 02.04.06
Oh, if only the possibility of a Jason Lee dinner existed!

Then I could ask him what the fuck was he thinking when he named his child.

On another note, send your ass over to my page and sign up with the rest of the wonks...
 
 
c0nstant
12:34 / 02.04.06
the problem I have with mySpace is there is no point to it, it's essentially one gigantic social circle-jerk. I do, however, have a deviantart.com page, if only to get some free hosting for my stuff!
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
12:58 / 02.04.06
Erm... I'm probably being too sensitive, but Matt, can we get rid of those photographs of MySpace members? I dunno, maybe it's all the recent media discussion of schoolkids bullying and ridiculing their peers via the web, but this feels a little cruel, as though we're laughing at them behind their backs. I mean, imagine if they stumbled upon this thread one day.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:22 / 02.04.06
Yeah, the posting of teenager pictures is a bit dodgy. And a bit imature, to be honest. Especially considering that a) they don't look any worse than young versions of the pics in the photo thread, or indeed pictures of me and b) the people taking the hilarious piss have myspcae profiles as well.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:23 / 02.04.06
Tool, Beatles, Avenged Sevenfold, Thrice, Atreyu, Black Label Society, Pink Floyd, early Rod Stewart, Alice in Chains, Rise Against, Rancid, Fallout Boy, White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, Kyuss, My Chemical Romance

Quoted without comment.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:24 / 02.04.06
No, actually, fucking "early" Rod Stewart? What the fucking fuck?
 
 
miss wonderstarr
17:31 / 02.04.06
Why is that strange? I can understand someone saying "early Bowie", "early Beatles", "early Dylan".
 
 
Slim
18:16 / 02.04.06
I think because it implies that there was a time when Rod Stewart didn't suck.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
18:33 / 02.04.06
Yeah, I suspect that's true though. I don't know enough about him to be sure, but I'm prepared to entertain the idea.
 
 
Bubblegum Death
19:15 / 02.04.06
Do you think I'm sexy? Come on and let me know.
 
 
Bubblegum Death
19:19 / 02.04.06
On another note, send your ass over to my page and sign up with the rest of the wonks...

Ok, but don't laugh at my layout. I'm thinking of changing it.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
19:49 / 02.04.06
I think because it implies that there was a time when Rod Stewart didn't suck.

The Faces?
 
 
CameronStewart
20:20 / 02.04.06
I was talking with someone the other night (I mean actually speaking to someone face to face, not on Myspace), and she used "myspace" as a verb.

"I myspaced him."
 
  

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