Late. Shift. Punch in at teh door

00:12 / 18.03.06

You know I'm gonna crash my car while listening to the Pogues and probably fuck a waitress or two now, right?

00:25 / 18.03.06

All at the same time? While posting to the 'shift?

Well colour me impressed.

00:39 / 18.03.06

That's just how I roll. It's possible I'll be gone for a while now... I need some eggs.

00:43 / 18.03.06

Go get your eggs.

KooKooKachoo

01:15 / 18.03.06

I gotta clean house. Are your houses messy?

01:22 / 18.03.06

Eggs? What? What's the time?

And what you all talking about? Get miz up to speed pleeze!

01:23 / 18.03.06

Don't do speed. You'll develop a Billy Joe Armstrong twitch.

01:25 / 18.03.06

I've got Billy Joel twitch. I've got an appointment. Aparently its a Meleneon cist with legs.

01:29 / 18.03.06

I've got Billy Joel twitch. I've got an appointment. Aparently its a Meleneon cist with legs.
It's got legs? Walking about legs? I...I...I don't know what to say. Legs?

01:30 / 18.03.06

Sorry that should be Meibomian cyst. Which i've somehow develpoed and need to get cut out soon. It's on my eye. Any suggestions or help would be good)

01:51 / 18.03.06

Get a doctor. I imagine they'll freeze it and cut it off.

Bubblegum Death

01:54 / 18.03.06

Yeah, that's how they did my dad's vasectomy.

01:55 / 18.03.06

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

01:56 / 18.03.06

But that would kill Billy!

02:00 / 18.03.06

Is that Billy Corgan?

02:08 / 18.03.06

I don't know. It only says that its name is Billy. Obviously i took that as Billy Joel but i may be wrong. It is singing in a strange way. I'm loathe to get Billy frozen and cut out as you suggest because, (and i feel a bit silly about saying this) he kind of keeps me company.

He says nice things.

02:15 / 18.03.06

"Doc, I insist you fix this!"
"What?"
"I just said. Eye in cyst!!"

02:25 / 18.03.06

I am so going to use that joke when i go and get this thing cut out Keggers. Seriously, the singing is driving me mad.

And the nice things it says?

I know it doesn't mean it. The two faced git.

02:28 / 18.03.06

And the things it says about you lot!!

Down the drain with it i say!

02:30 / 18.03.06

No, put it into a petri dish and let it grow into a new life form. Then you can grown that into an army. You can take over the world. None can recyst you!

02:31 / 18.03.06

We didn't start the fire.

02:35 / 18.03.06

Id stop the puns and start on the Billy Joel but I dont want to be inconcystant.

02:48 / 18.03.06

Well i incyst we move on. To pusstures green and a new morning.

I can't compete with the puns Keggers! It's late and i need to bathe Billy in soda and love.

Tim Tempest

04:21 / 18.03.06

Whoa, thissa a coming out of nowhere, but I so drunk.

More as it happens.

23:26 / 18.03.06

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:27 / 18.03.06

OMG you did it! SUNBURN IN A NIGHTCLUB!!

23:33 / 18.03.06

Damn! I was going to tell the late shift it was a drunk in the corner! I felt it would be emblematic.

It could be alcy rash.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:35 / 18.03.06

But sunburn mostly afflicts the outer arm, whereas alky rash is no respector of unexposure.

I have insomnia and MEAD. This is so not going to end well, is it.

iamus

23:35 / 18.03.06

Ohhh! That's lovely! I like the pretty colours.

'Lo all!

How are youse?

23:35 / 18.03.06

How are you, Mister?

23:37 / 18.03.06

Mellll! Look at you with your name changery!

How goes it?

iamus

23:38 / 18.03.06

I'm good.

I met internet people last night. It was a novel experience. Very enjoyable too.

Mordant. One thing is going to win here, the insomnia or the mead. There is no middle ground, so place your bets now.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:41 / 18.03.06

The insomnia and the mead are going to join forces and form an evil plot to do evilness. I can hear them chortling.

23:42 / 18.03.06

So I heard! From the cube himself. On one of the previous pages, I believe. I'll place a fiver on the mead winning out. The mead always wins!

I am finally better, Mel! It's been a bizarre illness that has affected my mind for too long. How can I tell I'm better? Because finally I want to drink again.

PS. I left my DS at a friends house. I am foolish.