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This is an overseen, rather than overheard but I think it can go here. I am in a library and a young man opposite me has just inadvertantly revealed that he has a roll of toilet/bathroom tissue in his satchel. Nothing unusual there, you might think, but thsi is not your ordinary size roll, oh no. This is one of those car tyre sized ones which they use in institutions. Took up practically his entire satchel!
Like, I know some people steal tissue, of course they do, I may even have done it myself once or twice, but Jeeesus, I have never seen anyone pull of such an industrial scale tissue heist! The guy must be phenomenally tight-fisted to be prepared to carry that around all day! It must weigh fucknowshowmuch! Brilliant! |
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