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Star Trek Astrology

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8===>Q: alyn

20:15 / 27.02.06

CARDINAL
Fire: Aries/Klingon
Earth: Capricorn/Borg
Water: Cancer/Bajoran
Air: Libra/Changeling

FIXED
Fire: Leo/Romulan
Earth: Taurus/Cardassian
Water: Scorpio/Ferengi
Air: Aquarius/Trill

MUTABLE:
Fire: Sagittarius/Human
Earth: Virgo/Vulcan
Water: Pisces/Betazoid
Air: Gemini/Q Continuum

Naturally, the best use for this table is to figure out who you'd have the best sex with. For instance, Betazoids are good lovers for anyone but not everyone is going to be a good lover for the Betazoid, and in my experience as a Pisces this is true.

If you have some fucking quibble with the race you're linked to, talk to P about it, not me.

Jack Denfeld

20:54 / 27.02.06

Ah man, fuck that. Betazoid?

grant

21:03 / 27.02.06

Touch my slug, Jack.

Touch my slug.

8===>Q: alyn

21:18 / 27.02.06

Betazoids are awesome! And hott.

Shrug

21:23 / 27.02.06

I used to do telesales. It's probably a bit like being Borg.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

21:25 / 27.02.06

Ferengi, bah!

%It's because I'm Jewish, isn't it? ISN'T IT?%

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:26 / 27.02.06

HUMAN!? The fuck? Where's my batlith eh? Or my nanobots. Or my purple CGI goatlegs. Human.

Sniv

21:37 / 27.02.06

P'plah! You filthy p'taks make my skin crawl, I'm off to eat some gaach. Tonight is a good night to go to sleep.

Mourne Kransky

21:38 / 27.02.06

Ra-Ra-Romulan! I am a small fish that swims with sharks. But sexeee.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:43 / 27.02.06

Feh! to your Star Trek astrology.

Wake me up when someone's done Lexx biorhythms. THEN we'll talk.

All Acting Regiment

21:47 / 27.02.06

Fuck off, I'm not bonking a ferengi. Love handles yes, ears no.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:11 / 27.02.06

I've never been able to understand how come Scorpio is a water sign and Aquarius is air. That's just... wrong.

Phex: Dorset Doom

22:19 / 27.02.06

Aries=Klingon... Yeessss! It's obvious, but goddam if it hasn't made me as happy as when I got Gambit in the 'Which X-man are you?' quiz.

Dead Megatron

22:57 / 27.02.06

What? I'm a Vulcan? A freaking Vulcan? Well, ate least my ascendant is Human, which kinda makes me... Mr. Spock

Better than being a Ferengi, I guess

Aertho

22:58 / 27.02.06

So far Mordant and I are from Earth. Anyone else?

Aertho

23:03 / 27.02.06

Oh! This is interesting! I've been with a Vulcan, a few Trills, and a Borg, but my strongest feelings were for a Q.

Aertho

23:05 / 27.02.06

But, to prove Qalyn's theory, my Betazoid was the longest love affair.

Shrug

23:29 / 27.02.06

No Jem'Hadar, then?

8===>Q: alyn

23:32 / 27.02.06

MC, maybe you should look at your Ascendant Star Trek race. Mine is Trill, I think. What do Trill do? Not much, right? They just kind of hang out.

I don't know why it didn't even occur to me to look up lovers and former lovers. Mostly Romulans and Vulcans. That's creepy. Maybe I have some kind of fetish.

Chad! What are you, checking them off a list? You are James T. Kirk and I collect $5. Who was the best lay? It was the Betazoid, I bet.

HCE

23:50 / 27.02.06

All the best lays are Ferengi, which is only part of why I seriously question that particular assignment. I think Taurus should be Ferengi: sensual and money-loving, would rather be carressed than have actual sex, love to eat and drink.

8===>Q: alyn

23:59 / 27.02.06

Maybe ol' Persephone got those two mixed up. I can see Cardassians being totally fierce in the sack, and total bastards about it.

Aertho

00:00 / 28.02.06

Ha! I'd have to say my most significant experience was with the Betazoid, yes. It was fun.

8===>Q: alyn

00:00 / 28.02.06

Are Scorpios very brutal with excellent memories? Evolved from lizards?

Aertho

00:10 / 28.02.06

Who, humans?

8===>Q: alyn

00:11 / 28.02.06

Aw, I've got an edit request in--we cross-posted. I meant Scorpios.

Spyder Todd 2008

00:12 / 28.02.06

I'm a cardassian?!?

Oh wait. That kind of makes sense. Like a Klingon, only way more devious. But cardassians don't have very many cool toys...

Spyder Todd 2008

00:15 / 28.02.06

Oo! Persephone! You should do one with the Chinese Zodiac too, so we can compare and contrast!

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

00:20 / 28.02.06

I will make two points:

1) Where are the tribbles? Dammit! I want my star sign to be Tribble!

2) ...I am, apparently, a slug. I'm going to my chapa'ai now. With my jafa. So come on all you lazy tauri. Kree, dammit, KREE!

Yes, I have a very low veiw of the Trill. There are better chest slug races out there who happen to rule galactic empires instead of making sucky face with Worf and Dr. Crusher.

Aertho

00:21 / 28.02.06

Well, aren't we evolved from lizards? It can still be funny.

And I see Scorpios being very Cardassian.

Aertho

00:22 / 28.02.06

Shut up Bard. I like Trill. They're absolutely defiant in the sack and brilliant conversationalists.

c0nstant

01:03 / 28.02.06

I'm a Q!

get in!

Panic

01:20 / 28.02.06

I confess, I know little of astrology and such, but does this mean that Geminis are arrogant godlike beings fond of oversize Mandarin hats?