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Punchable Faces [PICS]

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Regrettable Juvenilia

13:39 / 21.02.06

It's not as if this thread was called "What's the best way to get close enough to Chris Moyles to fucking harm him?", and was filled with practical advice in that regard.

Because that would be wrong.

The Falcon

13:44 / 21.02.06

Women?

A tad obvious, but:

The Falcon

13:48 / 21.02.06

More 'slebrity violence porn':

How could I forget you??

Lowri. Even more annoying than Sheila's Fucking Wheels.

■

13:59 / 21.02.06

and he's the one with a gun, so it's OK.

Mistoffelees

14:01 / 21.02.06

I don´t know of any celebrity, I´d like to punch. I love my unbruised knuckles too much.

electric monk

14:01 / 21.02.06

*doffs helmet*

*starts watch*

Haus of Mystery

14:11 / 21.02.06

It's not as if this thread was called "What's the best way to get close enough to Chris Moyles to fucking harm him?", and was filled with practical advice in that regard.

New thread please.

paranoidwriter waves hello

14:18 / 21.02.06

I don't want to punch a celebrity either, not even Jim Davidson or Alistair Stewart.

William Sack

14:20 / 21.02.06

With Alistair Stewart you knee him in the groin.

Slim

14:29 / 21.02.06

I was probably more pleased than I should have been to see Duncan post a pic of Moby.

Ganesh

16:38 / 21.02.06

Mistoffelees

16:47 / 21.02.06

Let´s not be so violent. You don´t have to use your fists, you know.

paranoidwriter waves hello

16:50 / 21.02.06

"Hisss...it burns!...."

illmatic

16:50 / 21.02.06

I don´t know of any celebrity, I´d like to punch. I love my unbruised knuckles too much.

You could use a straight palm strike. You lose a couple of inches in range but can still generate a lot of force and velocity that way.

KAPOW!

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

17:06 / 21.02.06

BAM! 2 for 1!

Jack Fear

17:15 / 21.02.06

Tripod no support-a da linkout, Lije.

Spatula Clarke

17:20 / 21.02.06

Like you weren't thinking it.

Spatula Clarke

17:21 / 21.02.06

Ah, baws. I coulda had him wanking it off.

pointless & uncalled for

17:22 / 21.02.06

I like my chances here.

pointless & uncalled for

17:24 / 21.02.06

Not sure you want to risk your knuckles? Start on something soft, like a fatbeard.

The Falcon

17:33 / 21.02.06

Mmm, check that filepath of truth. Also, imagine him saying (as he did, on Rwanda) "If the Mbingo tribe wants to genetically cleanse the Mbungo tribe, then I think that's their own business..." At that point my sap does indeed begin to rise at the prospect of repeated violent harm.

Mistoffelees

17:35 / 21.02.06

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

17:51 / 21.02.06

I had a chance to punch Kwame Kilpatrick in the face not more than two weeks ago, for the crime of being a general embarrassment. He was sitting around at the gate for my flight at the Detroit airport.

I would've, except that he's enormous and had a bodygaurd with him.

Slim

17:59 / 21.02.06

Sissy.

Tryphena Absent

18:04 / 21.02.06