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Baked Beans on Toast!

 
  

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Spyder Todd 2008
15:42 / 18.02.06
I agree one hundred percent with alas. Bush's Beans are where it's at. I only have two cans at home right now, but they're both the big ones and I used a can two nights ago. I really enjoy their vegetarian beans- they go great with everything. Both the Barbeque and the Bold 'n' Spicy are excellent, really strong flavors. If you want barbeque nachos, for example, use the barbeque beans with the rest of your sauce. Homestyle is also good, just a little stronger taste than the original flavoring.

And I am sad to say I have never had Baked Beans on toast. Though now I clearly must.
 
 
Spaniel
15:47 / 18.02.06
Sounds yum.

I think perhaps you need to be brought up on baked beans on toast to fully appreciate it's fantastic comfortfoodiness.

And, yes, very good with an egg.
 
 
Sauron
15:50 / 18.02.06
Heinz spaghetti on toast is my dirty favourite.

Loads of pepper a must.

My sister grates cheese into the spaghetti while heating it for a fuller flavour and an earlier death.
 
 
Spaniel
15:52 / 18.02.06
Hello special! I saw your sister just last night.

Don't like dirty spaghetti.
 
 
Sauron
15:57 / 18.02.06
Hi darling, I hope you're well.

Whatever you eat, scrape the beans/ spahetti off straight away to ensure you taint the toast with tommy sauce without saturating it.

Squatters are cunts huh?
 
 
Brunner
15:58 / 18.02.06
Why has nobody yet mentioned baked beans on toast that has been spread with marmite.

Or baked beans on toast with balsamic vinegar!

Both yum!
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
16:00 / 18.02.06
I'm of the opinion that if you put balsamic vinegar on ANYTHING, it will taste good.

Severed arm? Sure!

Beans on toast! Of course!
 
 
Sauron
16:00 / 18.02.06
Both sound crazy. Both may well work.

You're dangerous Maverick.
 
 
Spaniel
16:10 / 18.02.06
Squatters are very ungood indeed. And very costly apparently. UNLIKE BEANS ON TOAST.
 
 
Sauron
16:12 / 18.02.06
I'm going to have squatters on toast with a side of beans for my breakfast demain.
 
 
Triplets
16:18 / 18.02.06
You know what's best? I mean truly best?
A can of Hunger Breaks on toast. It's so best. If you don't like it then I have to say you don't have a face. Not a real one anyway. You faceless freak.



BEST.
 
 
Spaniel
16:31 / 18.02.06
What the Christ is Hunger Breaks? It's evil food isn't it, you sick fuck?
 
 
alas
16:45 / 18.02.06
Confession: despite their initial blandness, I grew quite find of real British beans & toast, from making them for my children (who grew up near the true center of haute British cuisine, Swindon). We used to smuggle a case of Heinz Baked Beans home from England every time we went, and had relatives bring it to us, until we found a British-food store about an hour from us.

Does the fact that I used to carry CASES of British beans across international lines and through US customs partly redeem me from perceived food snobbery? I have suffered for this comfort food, I tell you!

And, in this vein: to all my smug US compatriots, I have to say, some of the best Sushi, Chinese, Indian, Carribean, and Morroccan food I've ever eaten I have had in London. Even "native" British food is not all clotted cream, mushy peas, and overcooked brussels sprouts. There is, for instance, the Wiltshire lardy....well, wait, that's possibly not the best example. Yorkshire pudding is very tasty. And roast potatoes and parsnips. I love those things. (I even quite like kippers, for god's sake.)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:25 / 18.02.06
Is there a debate to had about the bread required for yer actual beans on toast? Good wholemeal, organic bread that has staled makes the best toast, nine times out of ten, but with beans on toast you can achieve something unexpectedly delicate and authentic with a few slender slices of white bread.
 
 
Spaniel
18:27 / 18.02.06
I am partial to either slightly stale organic brown, or sliced white.
 
 
Slim
19:51 / 18.02.06
have you tried it?

its the most versatile basis for dinner ever.


Actually, I have. When I was living in Scotland, I couldn't afford nice meals so every now and then I'd suck it up and do the beans and toast thing. It's tolerable when there are few alternatives (for me, the alternative to beans was soup) but I don't think it should be glorified- that's what hotdogs are for.
 
 
sleazenation
20:11 / 18.02.06
Hot dog sausages are foul... real sausages pork and apple, pork and leak, beef and guiness... those are real sausages...
 
 
Spaniel
20:33 / 18.02.06
Mmmm hotdogs. Mmmm sausages.

With baked beans. On toast.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:53 / 18.02.06
Funily enough, since coming to the UK mono has been obsessed with beans on toast. So pah! I say to your "this is why the culinary world makes fun of you people", Slim. Pah! With a side order of beans. ON MOTHERFUCKING TOOOOAAAAAASSSSSTTTT!!!

(Squatters? I used to be a squatter. Actually, I used to be a student, too, and I'm not overly fond of THEM, so...)
 
 
Spaniel
21:25 / 18.02.06
The squatters in question are fucking arseholes. You can be assured of that.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:37 / 18.02.06
Do they not like beans on toast? Cunts.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
21:45 / 18.02.06
(Here's a post from my blog's little cooking section, "Segue From a Cook".

For the record, I advocate scooping the beans onto the toast so the toast doesn't go soggy...but also so that the toast can be used as a surrogate spoon...at least till its eaten. To me the toast is the best part.)

Many people like pork/weiners-and-beans. It's a classic, down comfort food dish, great with bread of any sort, hot, sticks to your rips, and its damnably filling. It also only takes about ten minutes to make, all things considered. Any old bread is nice with this, plain or toasted, but needs fucking enormous hunks of butter spread into it. Cornbread is a really nice alternative, but its near impossible to find good stuff. I suggest either stealing some from your local Montana's (if in the US or Canada) when they bring you your bread basket, or to go get some for a buck fifty at Whole Foods (if there's one nearby). For hotdogs to use...just about anything will do, so long as it doesn't have any extra flavourings (what I mean is no "Cheesy'n'Hot Franks" or "Jalapeno-Dogs", or whatever). I personally tend to overdo it on the weiners a bit, but I just happen to really like them.

The one reason that I talk about this recipe is because most people just chuck the beans into a pot and simmer them, then chuck some pieces of hotdog in, and let that it that. You can make them taste so much better with another three minutes work. And it WILL be an extra three or four minutes work.

Bard's Baked Beans
(warning: note that this recipe involves absolutly no baking what-so-ever)
1 can baked beans (typically I use Libby's or Heinz with Tomato Sauce, but with Pork or Mollasses works just as well)
1/2 of a white onion, rough dice (cut it into squares around the size of between your pinky nail and your thumnail and you're good to go)
1/2 of a green pepper, seeded, rough dice (same size of chop)
2-4 weiners, boiled, cut into 6-12 pieces each
2-3 tablespoons of mollasses or maple syrup (interchangeable, mollases works best, though)
2-3 tablespoons of ketchup

1. Chop up the onions and the green pepper. Throw them in a lightly oiled pan on a medium heat (around 5 or 6 on an electric oven), and start stirring. Stir, leave it alone for a minute or two, stir again. What you want to do is sweat the liquid off of them so that it gets into the beans. Sweat them off for about 4 or 5 minutes till the onions are starting to go translucent, and the green pepper has turned near neon green (but not going mushy).
2. Throw the weiners into a pot of water that just barely covers them, and set it to boil.
3. Throw in the can of beans and stir them together with the veggies. Now let it simmer for a couple minutes while the beans warm up. This will look kind of watery, don't worry, its supposed to do that. Just let it simmer.
4. Throw in the mollasses and the ketchup, stirring them into the beans. Reduce the heat to around 3-5, and let this simmer, stirring occasionally just to make sure stuff doesn't stick to the sides. You want to let it simmer till it starts looking goopy, not watery. If you don't have mollases, and a lot of people don't, use maple syrup, real or fake. Mollases just adds a nice color to the dish that you don't get with syrup.
5. Let the hotdogs boil for a minute or two, take them out, dry them, and cut each into 5-6 rough circles. Throw them in with the beans, increase the heat a bit, and let them simmer for another few minutes.
6. Remove from heat, plate. I suggest using a bowl, but I know people who like plates. The plates make it easier to scoop up with the broad, while the bowls are particularly good for dipping.

This goes really well with a big glass of milk. I have no idea what, if any, wine you would drink with beans and weiners. It just seems kind of hoity-toity to me.

For desert, if you have it, throw some Lyle's Golden Syrup on a piece of buttered bread. Lyle's is a brand of English sugar cane syrup that comes in a jar, is the same pure golden color as good whisky, and tastes fantastic. Its especially nice on white French or Italian crusty bread with a light coating of salted butter before the syrup goes on (otherwise it crystallizes to the bread). Be careful when using it that you clean the knife before putting it into the syrup, as the stuff will grab anything on the knife and keep it...so you end up with cloudy syrup with bread and butter flakes stuck in it (which doesn't hurt it...but the syrup's just such a beautiful color its a shame to ruin it).

Enjoy.
 
 
_Boboss
10:03 / 19.02.06
steering a loved-one through nasty drug withdrawal lately - attendant gastro problems would have certainly caused malnutrition if not for apparent endless palatability of baked beans on toast, so cheers to them.

me? last time politeness made me force down a plateful i vomited and had to blame it on the beer. yuk.
 
 
Spaniel
10:12 / 19.02.06
You are like a child that has gone wrong
 
 
Olulabelle
12:41 / 19.02.06
Wholemeal bread, toasted, with beans on, topped with garted cheese and a bit of Worcestershire sauce, and then grilled. Then the cheese goes all bubbly.

Here is the secret to beans on toast:



Honestly they are. Don't knock them until you've tried them. I was forced into Branston beanage because the local shop had only these, and now I am a complete convert. Compared to Branston, Heinz are watery.

Branston are the secret, I tell you.
 
 
Axolotl
14:02 / 19.02.06
Sorry Lula, but I cannot be swayed from Heinz. I also have a fondness for Boston baked beans, which are an American bean variant with peppers and sausages and stuff in.
When eating beans on toast I recommend putting half the beans on one piece of toast, while keeping the remaining toast on the side. Having eaten the first piece of toast, you then scoop beans onto the reminding toast and devour. I find this strikes the perfect balance between crunchy toasty goodness and tomato sauce absorption.
 
 
illmatic
14:12 / 19.02.06
Some nice things to add to baked beans before actually putting them on toast - chilli, chilli sauce, coriander, red onion or spring onion, tumeric (adds particulary hard to erase yellow stainage power for when you drop them on your jeans), any combo of herbs (culinary 'erbs that is). I am TEH GOURMOPONCE.
 
 
c0nstant
15:06 / 19.02.06
lazy student stereotype that i am, i currently own *runs to count* 12 cans of baked beans...do i win?

regardless, i had to post my apreciation for this killer meal!
 
 
Spaniel
15:15 / 19.02.06
You WIN!

So far...
 
 
Char Aina
17:04 / 19.02.06
you should buy jar of garam masala and a bag of frozen spinach, mr c.
add some of each (both the bag and the jar should outlast your can stash) to make a passable cheap-ass bean curry.

but dont stop there!
spice is your friend!
go illmatic-mental!
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
18:25 / 19.02.06
Lula, you're saying that the secret to great beans is...a dancing anthropomorphic tin can with a spoon? Cuz...I dunno. I have my doubts.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:53 / 19.02.06
Bard, it's all good. It's just trapping the little buggers that's a hassle.
 
 
Loomis
08:19 / 20.02.06
I second the curry beans idea. I went through a long phase of adding curry powder, cumin and turmeric to my beans. Then I went through a phase of soggy toast avoiding by arranging toast soldiers on the plate in a kind of cross formation, meeting in the centre of the plate where their ends were covered with beans.

Now I'm back on the traditional version - pile them on the toast, salt and pepper, simple.

I'm also partial to tarting them up with onions, chillis, green peppers etc. as has already been mentioned. When I do that I usually use two tins of baked beans and one tin of red kidney beans to add a bit of variety. Goes well with rice. In fact I might just make that tonight.
 
 
haus of fraser
10:49 / 20.02.06
On granary bread, butter and a couple of poached eggs a bit of cracked black pepper and sea salt- yum. T'was my bruch yesterday and very nice it was too. As someone mentioned earlier the yolk mixing with the bean juice is very good- but definitely poach the eggs rather than fry for a good breakfast treat.
 
 
Spaniel
10:51 / 20.02.06
Thinking about it, poached eggs are the way to go.
 
  

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