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Dick Cheney is a friggin moron.

 
  

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Dead Megatron
18:24 / 21.02.06
Being the VP in an administration voted into office mostly by people in "God's Country" might help. After, he's doing the "Lord's work" by going after godless quails, no matter the consequences...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:33 / 21.02.06
Cheney pwns his ass.

The bird has flown Texas and, in search of safety, has asked for asylum in France. His cough is just a tickle, really.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
20:49 / 21.02.06
The rumor now is that Cheney and Pamela Willeford were having an affair, and the delay in reportage was due to an awkward attempt to cover up who was present at the scene.

Please, for the love of evil, tell me you're being serious. Please. For me. I want this bad.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:38 / 22.02.06
Ewww.

Imagine sneaking off for illicit afternoons of passion with Dick fucking Cheney!

I'd rather be shot in the face, quite frankly.
 
 
Ganesh
00:45 / 22.02.06
Perhaps that's how each afternoon would climax, Stoatie?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:59 / 22.02.06
Yes. I realised after hitting "post" I could have phrased that better. Then realised I probably couldn't.
 
 
Daemon est Deus Inversus
23:35 / 22.02.06
Do we really know whether Dick Cheney actually shot this seventy-eight year old lawyer (I forget his name)? Napoleon once shot Marshal Massena in the eye because he was sleeping with Josephine. It was blamed on Napoleon's chief of staff, Marshal Bertrand, who reportedly had fired at Massena pursuant to a "hunting accident." Thus, we should ask: 1) where was GWB at the time; 2) did Laura know the seventy-eight year-old man?
 
 
A
14:02 / 23.02.06
This week's Savage Love says that the phrase "Pearl Necklace" is out, and "Cheney" is in.
 
  

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