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All Acting Regiment

18:30 / 05.02.06

I don't think Fennecs are all that.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

18:36 / 05.02.06

Sorry, I've always liked you until now, but

Mourne Kransky

18:44 / 05.02.06

A fennec spokesfox made this response earlier today: I don't remember asking for Legba's heretical opinion, but he isn't as cute as me and certainly isn't stackable.

8===>Q: alyn

18:49 / 05.02.06

I'm with you, Legba. What purpose does a fennec serve, other than bromidic huggliness? A dog can be taught to fetch, and a cat's disdain provides moral correction. Badgers and frogs and so on can at least inspire fables about the merits of hard work, cleverness, or loyalty. If I wanted to mate a fox with a rat, I've got a perfectly good laboratory and plenty of sperm.

ONLY NICE THINGS

18:54 / 05.02.06

It can hear you coming. You can't hear it coming.

QED.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

18:58 / 05.02.06

Qalyn- I used to love you, but you used the word "badger" and the phrase "at least" in the same sentence. Like you're making excuses for them.

Badgers EAT people who patronise them, you know.

And not for the nutritional value.

For KICKS.

Mistoffelees

18:58 / 05.02.06

Black matter is dragging us all towards eternal dalmatian... And before long we will all be cloned and turned into sheep. So, to avoid this fate, I am being picked up by a spaceship that is hidden in the tail of an approaching fennec.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

19:01 / 05.02.06

If I wanted to mate a fox with a rat, I've got a perfectly good laboratory and plenty of sperm.

And why, exactly, do you have plenty of rat sperm lying around? Or do you mean your own sperm, wherin you would create some sort of half-Qalyn, half-rat, half-fox monstrosity? Don't you know we're in a war against human-animal hybrids?

QALYN IS A SEX TERRORIST!!!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:19 / 05.02.06

anyone can be spartaQus Hughes

Goodness Gracious Meme

19:20 / 05.02.06

fennec you, fennec-haterz

8===>Q: alyn

19:24 / 05.02.06

I don't hate fennecs, I just don't see the point of them.

Stoatie, I have nothing but respect for the Badger community, even though their congenital sexual fidelity is very Republican.

All Acting Regiment

19:32 / 05.02.06

Yeah, I don't think fennecs are all that.

Tabitha Tickletooth

19:37 / 05.02.06

I'm just finding the spot for eternal dalmatian - and the ears.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:43 / 05.02.06

No other place to put this, really, but I just had the most embarrassing experience EVER...

taking Sheena (the puppy) out for a walk (well, for a piss, really) bumped into a whole bunch of coppers. (Listening to Conflict at the time, too)- they all went "aww... what a cute puppy" and made a big fuss of her. She tried to eat one of their trousers, but that was it. They were all really nice.

They should have at least punched me, or something.

Fuckin' cops. Never play by the rules.

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

19:46 / 05.02.06

Stoatie's puppy is a KINDNESS TERRORIST!!!

Alex's Grandma

20:12 / 05.02.06

Badgers EAT people who patronise them, you know.

Well yes, but don't they spend a lot of the rest of their time watching Sky Sports on telly, totally shitfaced?

Alex's Grandma

20:41 / 05.02.06

Performing unthinkable tricks...

Cuteness AND Not-Extinct-Yet Rating Scale

Thylacine 0
Fennec fox 10

Shrug

22:15 / 05.02.06

For Comparison:

It's like the cuteness of a cat, dog and rabbit combined.
Totally PWNED Thylacine!!11!! LOL

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:21 / 05.02.06

Well yes, but don't they spend a lot of the rest of their time watching Sky Sports on telly, totally shitfaced??

No. They don't.They wait, maybe somewhat stripily, but then they kill. Indiscriminately. And brutally.

And everybody knows they love mashed potato.

They NEVER watch Sky Sports.

You are now on their list. I hope the frisson that gives you makes your horrible death somewhat more bearable.

Badgers. Watching Sky Sports. For fuck's sake.

Mistoffelees

22:33 / 05.02.06

Shrug, it looks as if it´s posing for the picture, and if it´s the 100th time its picture has been taken that day. "C´mon guys, wrap it, I´m due for my lunch break!"

Shrug

22:47 / 05.02.06

8===>Q: alyn

22:52 / 05.02.06

Winner!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:56 / 05.02.06

Qalyn, the badgers don't think that's enough.

They really don't.

They'd like you to eat a lemon.

I don't know why.

I have no idea how their stripey minds work. All I know is that they work better than ours, and they will be benevolent overlords if we only STOP FIGHTING, GODDAMMITT!!!

mmm

stripey

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:58 / 05.02.06

stripey

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:14 / 05.02.06

stripey

stripey

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:42 / 05.02.06

stripey

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:44 / 05.02.06

Mashed potato loving

And stripey.

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:05 / 06.02.06

Presenting, in these times of strife the Gallery of Fennecs

I thangyew

8===>Q: alyn

01:57 / 06.02.06

See, look

You think it's a baby fennec, but it's a ratfox from my laboratory. I think maybe a little lich sperm got in there, but no biggie, I'm sending it out to be destroyed in the morning.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

07:49 / 06.02.06

You may send it to be destroyed, but the revenge of the ZOMBIE RATFOX (so-called) is a terrible thing to behold.

Especially if they get the badgers on their side.

Shrug

09:55 / 06.02.06

The Revenge of the ZOMBIE RATFOX (so-called) is a terrible thing to behold.

*gulp*

Evil Scientist

10:19 / 06.02.06

If I wanted to mate a fox with a rat, I've got a perfectly good laboratory and plenty of sperm.

We should talk.

Disco is My Class War

10:20 / 06.02.06

Look, maybe I just spend too much time pissing off straight people to follow the memes around here, but I am lost about the fennec. Could some kind soul explain why they were all that in the first place? Is fennec appreciation some freaky sexual thing? And what do they have to do with the quality of telephone customer experience?

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