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| It's common knowledge that the Queen Mum was a vampire. By the time of her "death", she was at least a million years old, and being kept alive by regular blood transfusions. This is the reason Princess Margaret, who had found out the secret, became the first member of the British royal family to ever insist on cremation, as she feared any other method of disposal would leave her open to conscription in Lizzy's Undead Army. |
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