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Canada and the rest of the UK

 
  

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Mourne Kransky
22:58 / 29.10.05
Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada


Hehe. Lovely lovely Canada. I saw that they had a "Greatest Canadian" competition (we had a British one and Winston Churchill won it). These were the top ten:
1 Tommy Douglas
2 Terry Fox
3 Pierre Elliott Trudeau
4 Sir Frederick Banting
5 David Suzuki
6 Lester B. Pearson
7 Don Cherry
8 Sir John A. Macdonald
9 Alexander Graham Bell
10 Wayne Gretzky

Pierre Trudeau was the dynamic and celebrated Canadian premier of my youth. There's a cartoon badger named after him. I remember enjoying his scandalous ex-wife's book. Sir Fred Banting and his experiments on dogs' pancreases did my diabetic dad a lot of favours, keeping him alive for one. David Suzuki invented the motorbike and the piano, or maybe not. Don Cherry might have been the dad of Neneh and Eagle Eye. A G Bell was a Scot, I thought! But who the Hell was Tommy Douglas?
 
 
matthew.
02:28 / 30.10.05
OOOOOOOOOHHH, Tommy Douglas...

The creator of Medicare in Canada. Public healthcare, probably my absolute favorite thing about Canada besides The Kids in the Hall.

The Greatest Canadian, by the way, was a huuuuge controversy in Canada. Because of the poorly designed voting process, pop culture luminaries including Avril Lavigne (blech, and I make no bones about it) and Don Cherry made it to the top of the list above Romeo Dallaire (my vote for pure, true Hero of the human race and I make no bones about it), and Margaret Atwood.

Also... Tommy Douglas is Kiefer Sutherland's grandfather.
 
 
waxy dan
07:15 / 30.10.05
matt - man, mystery, meatball While this might perhaps be proving your point (falling into that horrible trap of reacting angrily to someone saying "you come from a nation of drunken hotheads"), and it's the first time I've ever felt moved to badmouth someone on Barbelith.

Being Irish; Your initial post shows you to be:
a) uneducated (part of the UK?)
b) quite racist (Although I see your point, I mean, I don't know many black people, but I guess they're mostly violent, , although I know that's mildly offensive, but there it is. My knowledge of modern blacks comes mostly from "Bad Boyz" and that Denzel Washington/Ethan Hawke movie). I think once you pass the age of 10; ignorance no longer excuses racism based on stereotypes.

Also; backtracking in later posts to try and underline your intellectual wit that, 'no, of course I wasn't generalising nor posting my own opinion; I was wittily playing with stereotyped identities and highlighting how misperceptions of others. Aren't I clever? Harhar!!' doesn't really do much to detract from my observations.


If I've incorrectly assumed this post to be sincere (although it reads so ignorantly, I realise that perhaps I've missed a bit of brilliant comedy here); deepest apologies for over-reacting.


Silver: thanks for allowing me to maintain the respect I usually have for your fellow Canadians.

Smoothly Weaving You're great.
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
10:10 / 31.10.05
Two things:

Trudeau, ahhhhhhhhhhhh! When are we going to get a real leader again?

I heard the best thing this weekend (preface: Americans who can tell *good* Canadian jokes are few and far between, and we supremely appreciate it when you do - none of this aboot crap; it's so boring). One of my American colleagues' brothers was at a party with a really irritating Canuck girl who was doing the standard US-sucks riff. And he just said:

"Well, dude, you're from Canada. It's like somebody threw a country and nobody came."
 
 
_Boboss
10:19 / 31.10.05
bit weird that James Howlett was left off that list of greatest canadians, surely? is it a prejudice thing?
 
 
Silver
13:54 / 31.10.05
The Greatest Canadians list is a classic. Yeah, you can see that Don Cherry made the top ten, but a quick glance at the top 100 list has:

18. Shania Twain
20. Mike Myers
21. Unknown Soldier
27. Celine Dion
29. Jim Carrey
34. Hal Anderson (local DJ who had a number of fans stuffing the ballot box -- says it all, really)
43. Sir Wilfred Laurier (two/three spots below John Candy and Avril Lavigne)
51. Pamela Anderson
56. William Shatner
69. Rene Levesque (noted Quebecois separatist -- funny to see him listed as a great "Canadian")

...oh, I can't go on.

Go look for yourself.
 
 
Loomis
14:11 / 31.10.05
Some of those choices are very odd, but the descriptions are priceless, for example:

NEIL YOUNG 1945-
He was the last word in Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.
 
 
Papess
14:38 / 31.10.05
Escape to Canada
 
  

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