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Tim Tempest

00:43 / 05.10.05

Alright, I'm new, and I'm probably already known for rambling, so I'll keep this short. I just want to know who I'm talking to, so that I can sort of put an image on all of your colourful personalities.

I'll set up a template.

Age: 17
Height: 6'5
Gender: Male
Country: Canada

I'm a visual person, so this will just help me to create a sort of emmanation or semblance of you all.

Tim Tempest

00:57 / 05.10.05

Oh, and the template information I set up was about me. Oddman.

ONLY NICE THINGS

07:02 / 05.10.05

Also, if F, are you hot?

We're The Great Old Ones Now

07:25 / 05.10.05

Is that propositional logic?

ONLY NICE THINGS

07:36 / 05.10.05

Is that a proposition?

Sax

07:53 / 05.10.05

Okay, I'll bite:

Age: 21
Height: 5'9"
Gender: Female
Country: Sweden, but am hoping to get work as an au pair in London

Regrettable Juvenilia

07:59 / 05.10.05

"They only want you when you're seventeen", sang Ladytron, but in your case, Oddman, that does not apply.

/Tommy Vance.

Sax

08:03 / 05.10.05

When you're 21, you're no fun I believe they also sang, which in no way is applying to me!

Mistoffelees

08:07 / 05.10.05

Okay, I'll bite:

Age: 21
Height: 5'9"
Gender: Female
Country: Sweden, but am hoping to get work as an au pair in London

OMG, like we could totally be twins?!

Sax

08:12 / 05.10.05

Maybe we could get together in my hot-tub and Oddman could check out just how identical we are?

Mistoffelees

08:19 / 05.10.05

Sista, you have a hottub, too?
And also a tattoo?
Dolphin at the ankle,
Above the ass a kangaroo?

Ganesh

08:20 / 05.10.05

OMFG you cuold like touch each others pusies an stuff!!!11

Quantum

08:25 / 05.10.05

Oddman you are freakishly tall. Like a lot of Barbelith people I notice- maybe it's something they put in the hot tub water.

Kit-Cat Club

08:35 / 05.10.05

Oddman, Sax is lying to you. He is actually a large, talking, cartoon saxophone.

Mourne Kransky

08:37 / 05.10.05

I wish I lived in Sweden, Sax. I do I do I do I do I do I do.

Don't be an au pair, though. You know that's how Nina got into the UK from her native Uzbekistan and remember all those posts of hers about the pimping and the streetwalking and the Manolo Blahnik kitten heels.

I know it all worked out and now she's living in Hampstead with that Tory MP with a heart condition but she has skills and cunning you don't. Why don't you come and work for me at Xoc Industries? I'm sure we could find a spot for a pretty young blonde thing like you.

Slurp.

Regrettable Juvenilia

08:43 / 05.10.05

Oddman, here is a photo of me to help you put an image on my colourful personality:

Smoothly

08:48 / 05.10.05

But don't be frightened. The beard's a stick-on.

Mistoffelees

08:51 / 05.10.05

Did we scare him off? He´s been quite the silent type. Or maybe he has Swediophobia.

Eloi Tsabaoth

08:55 / 05.10.05

Last London Barbemeet:

Ganesh

09:01 / 05.10.05

Yes, that's Angus Deayton, bottom right.

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:05 / 05.10.05

What I want to know is, how does a seventeen year-old have his own safe? (See comics forum for details.)

Mistoffelees

09:12 / 05.10.05

Lat Stockholm Barbemeet:

pointless & uncalled for

09:34 / 05.10.05

Ah yes, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase Stockholm Syndrome. I was truly captivated and really, really believed.

I'm not the one on the left but I play them on TV.

Olulabelle

09:43 / 05.10.05

Play them on TV? What, like drums but a bit more wobbly?

Sax

09:44 / 05.10.05

That's me, second from the left.

Mourne Kransky

09:45 / 05.10.05

I took the photo, Seldom. Not bad huh, for one-handed photography?

Regrettable Juvenilia

09:48 / 05.10.05

I cut off his other hand, for starting a stupid and worthless thread once upon a time.

Mourne Kransky

09:49 / 05.10.05

I must say I was impressed by the ambience of Swedish piss bars. They're usually so seedy over here in the UK.

pointless & uncalled for

09:56 / 05.10.05

Pretty much but I got fired from being the ba-dumm tish guy.

Mourne Kransky

09:56 / 05.10.05

So remember those who win the game
Lose the love they sought to gain
In debentures of quality and dubious integrity
Their small-town eyes will gape at you
in dull surprise when payment due
exceeds accounts received at seventeen

pointless & uncalled for

09:57 / 05.10.05

I remember that Petey, weren't you censured for improper use of face-knives.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:11 / 05.10.05

Sax and Mist... you're Swedish birds too, eh? Well I guess that makes three of us.

(Funny youth-style hand gesture) Safe.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

10:21 / 05.10.05

Well, here goes nothing!

Age: 417
Height: 7'2
Gender: Male
Country: Romanian/Hungarian borders, in the beating heart of Carpathia

10:26 / 05.10.05

Xoc - you've reminded me that Janis Ian is somewhat the heart-swelling accoustic guitar equivalent of That's alright/ That's OK/ You're gonna pump my gas some day!

(No comment, no tape measure, no gender, 'As a woman I have no country', hott.)

Mistoffelees

10:50 / 05.10.05

Sax and Mist... you're Swedish birds too, eh? Well I guess that makes three of us.

(Funny youth-style hand gesture) Safe.

Hejsan Svejsan, Stoåtie! Tjäna pegar på fritiden. Vi söker vuxa, ansvarsfula personer. Såg att du utövade de sporten och bodde i Stockholm. Var tränar du?

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