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Rage is back. This time she is Quiet and Relaxed. [PICS]

 
  

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Haus Of Pain
11:45 / 27.09.05
Drop the bone Haus, there's a good boy!
 
 
Shrug
11:54 / 28.09.05
No but posting on Barbelith will make your banging drop off.

Barbelith as a maladaptive copping off device?
 
 
Lord Morgue
12:39 / 28.09.05
I like swords.
 
 
w1rebaby
18:47 / 28.09.05
Somebody likes my rodent. I feel voleidated.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:18 / 28.09.05
You should. It's very mice. Not to mention shrewd. Hamsterrific even.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:21 / 28.09.05
I feel I'm in a position to say that it stoatally rocks.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
19:30 / 28.09.05
Lemming outa here!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:33 / 28.09.05
Are these what's known as "weasel words"?

Seriously, though, we've got to be careful with these puns. I'd hate ferret to become a habit.

(Where's alas when you need her?)
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
19:49 / 28.09.05
These puns are summink else! Otterly outre.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:51 / 28.09.05
Ocelot of fuss over, essentially, nothing.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
19:58 / 28.09.05
Badger!


I'm not very good at that game.
 
 
alas
20:22 / 28.09.05
(I was just gonna gopher some breakfast, maybe some eggs and bacon, when I saw my name rear its pestilential head, after reading Haus MOLEsting the poor Vladimir, followed by the expected, rubbing-of-the-collective- chin,"chill", ah man.... [yes a chinchilla is a rodent!]. As usual, I just want to swoon, "Oh Haus! Will you Mara me! You know how I love it when you rat on people! Keep barbelith vermin free, I say..."

Question: if, as a woman, I work in a 'beaver' pun, maybe about having some limbs fall off due to a particularly active evening in, say, Indiana...

Oh never mind. I am going to go have that breakfast now. Have noticed if you don't stop eating pork you pine for it?)

[20 points to anyone who can work in wombat, capybara, or jerboa!]
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:23 / 28.09.05
You are clearly drunk and incapybara, woman.
 
 
Shrug
20:53 / 28.09.05
I don't even know what a jerboa is! Anyway I've a cold I'm off to draw myself a wo(r)m bat(h).
*Hides in shame*
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
21:32 / 28.09.05
I was wondering - didjer boa constrictor manage to get loose and eat all the rodents yet?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:35 / 28.09.05
I doff my cap to thee, Sir.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
21:38 / 28.09.05
It takes wombat to know one...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:47 / 28.09.05
A double whammy! Have a celebratory glass of Veuve Cliquot on me. And mind gerbil me.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
21:57 / 28.09.05
*skroink-skroink-pop!... gurgle-gurgle.* Ah! Nice nose! Fruity too (the wine, that is).

Uh-oh! Cavy - here comes the beak!








(Sorry. I seem to have become all Sixth Formers at Saint Barbelith's here, for the sake of yet more bad punning)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:21 / 28.09.05
Just come over all coy, purely for effect.
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:31 / 29.09.05
If any of you rodent, lemming and weasel fans is interested. HereĀ“s a ferret webcam.
 
 
Ganesh
13:52 / 29.09.05
You guys otter be ashamed of yourselves.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
16:29 / 29.09.05
Holt on, weasel ourselves short, from the outsett. (Oh, sorry - that's badgers. They're related to weasels, though)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:38 / 29.09.05
That's so badger bound to suffer some rataliatory punning.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
20:43 / 29.09.05
Touche! Have a double single malt on me.

Actually, maybe have it in a glass instead.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:05 / 29.09.05
Aw, thank you. And here I thought you might get ratty.

But then, I should have known - same mole, same mole.

I really must be stopped, before my incisors mutate.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
22:12 / 29.09.05
I'd give it a go, but what's marmotivation?
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
20:57 / 30.09.05
No-one made us do it - we're all voleunteers, after all.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:04 / 30.09.05
Squeak for yourself.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
21:08 / 30.09.05
That's one of the things I love about Barbelith - more rabbit than Sainsbury's...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:21 / 30.09.05
Have to stop this coney baloney. I'm too pissed to make sense. Polecat dots are dancing before my eyes.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
02:27 / 01.10.05
Long live the Bop. Bop till you drop. You don't like Bop? Your shit will flop. Bopping the night. Bopping the world. Bopping the whole fucking universe. There is nothing more Bop than Bop itself. If you are not Bop you are a cop.

She bop, he bop and we bop. I bop, you bop and they bop. Be bop be bop a lu she bop.

So it is spoken. So it is bopped.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
10:30 / 01.10.05
As William S Burrows* might describe us, are we all Hipster Be-Bop junkies here now?
















*(sic)
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
20:03 / 01.10.05
Oh would Jerry Sienfeld call us all Hipster Doofuses?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
00:40 / 19.10.05
You can't have that, a Doofus is a reptile!
 
  

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