I’m bored!
I mean,
I’m game!
1. WHAT TIME IS IT? 1301
2. NAME AS IT APPEARS ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE? Robert John
3. NICKNAME(s): wait for it… ‘Bob’
4. PARENTS NAMES: same as Billy Shkspr and Jimmy Jyc’s
5.AGE: 27
6. PETS?: one moody, tortoiseshell and overweight. My second favourite individual organism on the planet.
7. EYE COLOUR: Blue.
8. HAIR COLOUR: Brown.
9. PIERCINGS: Just a spot of dry gangrene high up on the left ear from a hole that was never right n the first place.
10. TATTOOS: No.
11. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB? It’s fine. Not brilliant or anything, but fine.
12. FAVOURITE COLOUR: Navy, clotheswise, otherwise, they’re all good aren’t they?
13. HOMETOWN: Glastonbury
14. CURRENT RESIDENCE: Brighton
15. FAVOURITE FOOD(s): Cheese and pickle sandwiches, chips, burgers, roast dinners, fried breakfasts, curry.
16. BEEN TO AFRICA?: No, not likely to really, not a fan of much heat.
17. LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? Yes, as recently as Monday evening in fact (today is Thursday).
18. BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT? 1. bashed up front and back when Dad was driving when a nipper. Not his fault, no serious injury sustained. 2. clipped a lamppost when I was about eighteen due to large roadside breasts. More embarrassing than dangerous.
19. CROUTON OR BACON BITS? In soup? Or salad? Silly question.
20. SPRITE OR 7UP? Questions about fizzy pop? Not something that’s been on my mind in ages to be honest. Quite partial to a glass of ginger beer though.
21. FAVOURITE FILM? Big Lebowski seems to be the one I can go back to the most, but this week I have seen both Wild Blue Yonder and Oldboy, which have gone a long way to redeeming my view of the debased shite that is most modern cinema.
22. FAVOURITE HOLIDAY? Hallowe’en? Love a trip back to the West Country, no denying it.
23. FAVORUTIE DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday.
24. FAVOURITE WORD OR PHRASE: Heavens!
25. FAVOURITE TOOTHPASTE: Wasn’t aware knowing the type was important.
26. FAVOURITE RESTAURANT: Terre a Terre Brighton’s prolly the swishest veggie muck I’ve ever had, other than that I get more use out of a good takeaway than a good restaurant really.
27. FAVOURITE FLOWERS: Lillies, until I found out they were lethal to cats. So now it’s Daffs.
28. FAVOURITE DRINK: Tea, Guinness
29. FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: England, football, down to penalties, in a pub. Watching the fans struggle with the inevitable is one of my favourite and most dangerously enjoyable spectacles.
30. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM: Creamy vanilla with a Cornish accent
31. FAVOURITE SESEAME STREET CHARACTER: ‘Maria’ I think she was called.
32. WARNER BROS OR DISNEY?: Warner (It’s Ghibli really though, right animaponces?)
33. FAVOURITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: Wimpy.
34. WHEN WAS YOUR LAST HOSPITAL VIST? Fucking about three weekends ago, three hours of the hottest day of the wickedest stag weekend with fucking Copey’s fucking whatever his name is with a sprained ankle from the paintballing, at the A&E dept of the hospital local to ‘Tarka the Otter’s birthplace': Tarka Drive, Tarka the Tuck Shop, Tarka emergency GP service, Tarka hospital FM, the Tarka roundabout YEAH ALRIGHT WE FUCKING GET IT! Was there so much as a bandage worth of damage to his ankle? Was there bollocks. Bah.
35. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR DRIVER'S TEST? Once.
36. LAST PERSON YOU GOT AN EMAIL FROM?: Friend known to me as Sam with a bbc address
37. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: No. Fast see.
38. WHICH SINGLE STORE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO MAX OUT A CREDIT CARD IN? Dave’s Comics. Best in the world bar none.
39. WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED? Telly, reading, writing, mainly reading and telly together.
40. NAME THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH THAT LIVES THE FURTHEST AWAY: Darren and Jess out in California. Their elected representatives go Arnold Schwarzennegger, then George Bush. They seem to think this is a bearable condition to live with.
41. MOST ANNOYING THING PEOPLE ASK YOU? When are you getting married?
42. BEDTIME: Around midnight. An early turn-in is one of the best things though.
43. FAVOURITE ALL-TIME TV SHOW? Oz, up til Addibisi’s death after which even I found it a bit silly. Buffy, Columbo, anything with Bill Shatner, Brass Eye, the News, but really and truly my favourite show is This Week with Neil, Abbott and the mighty mighty Portillo.
44. LAST PERSON YOU WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH? Karen, to Macgyver's house on Tuesday.
45. LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? Fantastic Four. Four times the fun.
46. PERSONAL HERO: Well they let yer down don’t they? It used to be Alan Moore probably, but, like, ‘nepotism’? Of all the unadmirable qualities to suddenly advocate…
47. WHAT TIME DID YOU FINISH THIS? 1329.
That was quite fun. Better than getting rained on. |
