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Triplets
08:35 / 29.08.05
Mornin'! I've gotten up waaay to early after a night out. Any Lither's about?
 
 
Char Aina
08:42 / 29.08.05
indeed.
mornin' lady three.
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:56 / 29.08.05
Ah, Lateshaft at noon.

I still haven´t decided what to do today. Any suggestions?
 
 
Char Aina
08:59 / 29.08.05
push ups.
always a winner, dude.
you can never do too many for there is no problem that cannot be lessened by superior upper bodystrength.
well, except maybe those chinese finger trap things.


oh, and get yourself a copy of 'funky town' if you dont already have one.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:05 / 29.08.05
I've pretty much ruled out going to Notting Hill this afternoon, having not slept since work. I think I shall go into Islington, buy some DVDs and go to the pub, then come home and fall asleep watching them.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:09 / 29.08.05
Do you do push ups regurlarly? I did that for a while, and stopped again.

Should I do them every day? Or every second day, to give my poor muscles time to recuperate? Should I do them fast (like macho soldiers in US movies) or slow? Is it better to do them all at once (I did them in threes like 18-18-14). Arms mor than shoulder wide apart?

And what is that funky town? Book, record?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:11 / 29.08.05
Fuck off the lot of you and stop making so much noise. I have a hangover.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:11 / 29.08.05
Hair of the dog, Xoc. Hair of the dog.
 
 
Char Aina
09:14 / 29.08.05
downdadow...."wont you take me to"
downdadow..."funky town?"

song.

google "lipp" + "funky town"

push ups are best done five days a week.
start with as many as you can do, increase by one daily except for the last day that week.
if you cant do a days reps, wait a bit and try again, starting from zero.

i dont do them, of course.
my nuclear powered exoskeleton gives me all the power i need, and doing anything, even push ups, only creates more waste to dump.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:15 / 29.08.05
I gotta get me into some exercise. I'm getting a beer gut which really doesn't suit me.

Anyway... off shopping. Enjoy your pushups, and Funky Town... see yez later.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:29 / 29.08.05
So all I need is a nuclear exoskeleton, which gives me the endurance and cunning of Jack Bauer²!

Lipp? Do you mean Herr "Queen of Duisburg" Lipp?
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:35 / 29.08.05
I just looked up push ups on wikipedia. It says to do them on your fists for better training effect and going easy on your wrists. I´ll try that.




Tomorrow.
 
 
Char Aina
10:01 / 29.08.05
doing them on your fingers and thumbs is the best. fucks yer joints, but you too will be able to fingerstrike through evildoers ribcages.
you should prolly alternate that with fists in line with yer body and fists in line with yer shoulders.

oh, and do one now.
its only one.
tomorrow?
tomorrow you can do two.
there's no point in wussing out of doing one, not unless you wanna grow up to be like private pile.
 
 
Char Aina
10:04 / 29.08.05
sorry, lipps.
lipps incorporated.

they have a site named after their one great achievement.
 
 
Mistoffelees
10:05 / 29.08.05
I actually did one now!
*rips shirt like Hulk Hogan*

That´s the interactivity of the internet for you.
 
 
Mistoffelees
10:08 / 29.08.05
there's no point in wussing out of doing one, not unless you wanna grow up to be like private pile.

That´s exactly the movie I thought of, when I mentioned the US macho soldiers. I look more like Joker/Cowboy than Pile, lucky me.
 
 
Char Aina
10:09 / 29.08.05
dude!
push up revolution!
now all i have to do is start calling them press ups again.
doesnt work as well for channeling henry rollins but it makes me feel more propah, like a moustachioed sarnt majah.

press up is british for push up, right?
 
 
Mistoffelees
10:19 / 29.08.05
I wouldn´t know, I´m german.

German for push up is Liegestütze.

"Liege" = "couch" + "Lie down!"

"Stütze" = "dole" + "support"

No wonder, I always stopped doing them...
 
 
Char Aina
21:06 / 29.08.05
open the blast doors, people!

its late shift time.
 
 
charrellz
21:17 / 29.08.05
Damn it, I almost had something witty to say on late shift, and the SO shows up making me leave. Harumph.

By the way Stoatie, your journey sounds perilous, as all I know of London I learned from Neverwhere and Hinterland.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
21:30 / 29.08.05
Word up shafters. Bored at work (a poorly attended northern soul affair), thought I'd see what's happening Lith-side.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:31 / 29.08.05
Allo la gang!
 
 
Char Aina
21:38 / 29.08.05
keggers!
lemme dance for you baby!
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:43 / 29.08.05
Ha! Your red x in a square is an odd dance indeed. But none the less I will enjoy it.
 
 
Char Aina
21:45 / 29.08.05
you cant see that?
woah.
invisidancin...
man, i must be like an impossimouse or some shit!
 
 
Char Aina
21:50 / 29.08.05
can you see this picture of my sensei?
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:50 / 29.08.05
Only if your sensei is also doing the red x square dance.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:58 / 29.08.05
Hey Toksik! I just reloaded and saw the colourful dancing lady
 
 
Char Aina
22:00 / 29.08.05
ach weel.
here's a picture of where i work instead:
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:00 / 29.08.05
Nice
 
 
Char Aina
22:01 / 29.08.05
you got it?
awesome!

now tell me:
did it turn you on?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:11 / 29.08.05
It's very picturesque, definitely.
 
 
Char Aina
22:19 / 29.08.05
dude, its three stories up.
it's so picturesque it'd make you that wet you'd slip on the decking and fall to your horny doom!

(though in all honesty i thought you'd be more into the last one)
 
 
Char Aina
22:23 / 29.08.05
see, i have another picture.
but i worry.
i worry that everyone is on dialup and will kill me.
slowly, sure, but still.
i have cigarettes for that.

late shift etiquette pointers anyone?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:24 / 29.08.05
Safari does not tolerate your pictures. Safari is strong.
 
  

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