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Taking Sides: Riding A Unicycle v. Dealing Smack

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:47 / 08.08.05
What if I were to sell my unicycle in order to buy smack?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:48 / 08.08.05
From a mime?
 
 
Not Here Still
10:55 / 08.08.05
Depends if you're buying in mime too...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:57 / 08.08.05
"Oi! Unicyle-boy! You owe me a tenner!"
"Okay. Just let me get out of this box..."
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:01 / 08.08.05
Best Thread Evar!!!11!!11!
 
 
Triplets
11:01 / 08.08.05
I think you'll find that's a clown. The unicycle is clearly siding with the greasepainted one. You know what that means.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
13:19 / 08.08.05
Interestingly enough, it is absolute scientific fact that having fun on a unicycle is totally impossible. Apparantely the 'rider' experiences a sensation similar to fun, however the feeling is alot more pretentious & leads to a further feeling of sadness & depression. In more extreme cases a severe loss of friends can occur.

On a more reassuring note; Clowns that sell smack aren't allowed to ride the unicycle according to the 'Clowns & Jesters Code Of Practice, section 14 pt 2.7 sub-heading Peddling Your Goods'. This does however only refer to clowns attached to a traveling circus & does not take into account clowns in residence.

I hope this clears a few things up!
 
  

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