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Kit-Cat Club

08:44 / 01.08.05

I am not and will never allow myself to be a 'lither'. Surely we can come up with a better abbreviation? It used to be Barbeloid, which I quite liked.

Mistoffelees

08:52 / 01.08.05

Yes, I don´t like `lither, neither.

It reminds me of Will Smith in Bad Boys:

"We ride together, we die together. ´Lithers for life."

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:17 / 01.08.05

Lucky Liquid- it's not just the Temple, I'm afraid.

illmatic

09:33 / 01.08.05

But they always start there, don't they? Or should that be "tehy"?

captain piss

10:51 / 01.08.05

It sounds like a slightly filthy and furtive pastime. As in "yeah, I'm just going upstairs for a good old 'lith"

Spaniel

10:54 / 01.08.05

You announce when you're going for a 'lith? Not so furtive, then, you filthy bugger.

Haus Of Pain

12:17 / 01.08.05

You look like a pear & hate sunlight.

semioticrobotic

14:52 / 01.08.05

You've spent many hours justifying your identity as either ninja or pirate.

_Boboss

15:15 / 01.08.05

everyone hates you , and you think it's because you're too good

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:29 / 01.08.05

You turn up for a nightshift drunk because you've been out with your imaginary friends.

HCE

15:47 / 01.08.05

1. Not really, but I used to think he (the suit, not the person) was a prick, and now I think he is one of the most patient and tolerant creatures on earth.

2. Not huggled, but I got a crush, I think.

3. No, not likely.

4. Check.

5. Check.

6. Check.

7. No idea who that is.

8. Nope.

9. Check.

I'm semilithic.

lekvar

17:37 / 01.08.05

Shouldn't there be something about

10) Announcing loudly that Barbelith is taking too much of your time that you could be using to paint, write, energize your sigil, wax your cat, oh and Barbelith sucks these days any ways , who needs this crap!

And coming back after a couple weeks to see if anybody noticed.

Char Aina

17:48 / 01.08.05

11)have more interest in discussing life on barbelith than using barbelith to discuss life.

lekvar

17:54 / 01.08.05

OK, well I guess that's two points for me...

The Falcon

23:35 / 01.08.05

I'm pretty sure I've got 1 through 3, and - yes - that first barbequote is fucking integral.

I've never ever felt such validation as when my computer produced that upon a day, ho yes.

What else? What elllsssee? Oh yes, you have to contribute, one way or another, to an unrequited love thread.

Tryphena Absent

23:49 / 01.08.05

You have to be an award winning tap dancer. Seriously, Uncle Alex is an award winning tap dancer, Kit-Cat Club is an award winning tap dancer, sleazenation is an award winning tap dancer, Baz Auckland, Xoc, Lurid Archive, Vincennes, Ariadne, grant, Bed Head, fridgemagnet, Seth, xxsarahxx, all award winning tap dancers.

■

23:52 / 01.08.05

I merely watusi at weekends.

Tryphena Absent

23:56 / 01.08.05

Oh you're so modest but I know you got a gold at the tap dancing Terry's All Gold championship of 1994.

electric monk

23:58 / 01.08.05

1. Nope. Never. I am beneath hir contempt.

2. I think so. Triplets, were you serious? Oh, and Ganesh thinks I'm a looker, I think.

3. Yes. Yes. Oh god, yes.

4. Yeeeeessssss.

5. Working on it.

6. Whodafug is Qalyn?

7. He's on my 'Ignore' right now.

8) I never make throwaway comments.

paranoidwriter waves hello

00:50 / 02.08.05

10) You've considered leaving (joke, joke!)

alejandrodelloco

03:05 / 02.08.05

I installed tor just to get back on Barbelith after an abusive Sysadmin blocked it. Does that count?

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

04:11 / 02.08.05

12) You can't fucking count.

Seth

04:15 / 02.08.05

You've shagged at least one person you met through the site.

*ducks and runs*

Jub

06:38 / 02.08.05

You understand the importance of corretly addressing Jock Denfalde.

Haus Of Pain

09:19 / 02.08.05

You apologise to people IRL for "taking your online problems offline".

Also:

You bow to ladies IRL.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

19:05 / 08.08.05

What's wrong with bowing to people IRL?

...especially when you have a hat on.

...and it pisses them off.

mondo a-go-go

15:36 / 09.08.05

Seth: Only one?

Quantum

10:32 / 11.08.05

Only one at a time, you're not a real Barber.

Surely you're only a 'lither after you've left decrying the poor standards of debate, and gone on to decry the poor standards of debate elsewhere? I thought it was a posthumous honour.

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