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You're not really a 'Lither unless...

 
  

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Benny the Ball
16:15 / 31.07.05
1. You've had an altercation with Haus

2. You've been huggled/Barbcrushed

3. You've got a Barb-quote

just for started,

others?
 
 
Spaniel
16:34 / 31.07.05
Well, that's me out, then.
 
 
Panic
16:49 / 31.07.05
All three or just one or more?
 
 
Loomis
16:57 / 31.07.05
4. you're not really sure if you've made it as a lither or not.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
17:13 / 31.07.05
5. you can bend girders with your mind.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:13 / 31.07.05
6. You worship the ground Qalyn walks on.
 
 
TeN
17:38 / 31.07.05
I only qualify for #1 (and possibly #2... I can't remember whether I've been huggled or not)

and isn't #3 a little much? I mean, how many people have barbequotes? really?
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
17:42 / 31.07.05
Arse-candling plays it's part too...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:48 / 31.07.05
Haus is the most important member of this board. Right?
 
 
Benny the Ball
17:53 / 31.07.05
He's the Palpatine to all our Anakin's.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:59 / 31.07.05
Do you need to construct an enemy so badly?
 
 
Benny the Ball
18:48 / 31.07.05
Haus is the self-confessed board antagoniser - at least I remember him saying something along the lines of his suit being there to fullfill this role to some extent. As such, I see him not as an enemy but as a friend to everyone.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
18:55 / 31.07.05
Well Anakin perhaps you'd like to pay a little more attention to being coherent.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
19:04 / 31.07.05
7) You know of the unspoken vow to ignore Macrophage until he goes away.
8) You've made a throwaway comment that has gone on to cause fifteen pages of discussion.
 
 
Liger Null
19:29 / 31.07.05
I thought all Barblith members were 'Lithers?
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
19:37 / 31.07.05
Erm... No offence meant and as a relative newbie I don't (LOL) want to start a Barbarow which goes on to cause fifteen pages of discussion, but since when has there been an unspoken vow to avoid Macrophage and why?
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
19:39 / 31.07.05
Sorry, I meant "ignore", obviously.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:40 / 31.07.05
Have you read any of his posts?
 
 
Benny the Ball
19:46 / 31.07.05
Nina, I'm really confused. Help.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
19:50 / 31.07.05
Have you read any of his posts?

Yes.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:59 / 31.07.05
And did you think they contained anything at all of any worth?
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
20:09 / 31.07.05
#7 You've built a functioning time machine for the sole purpose of Back to the Future jokes and re-enactments.
 
 
Benny the Ball
20:12 / 31.07.05
I just read one - no, no it didn't.

Oh, and Nina, I think I get what your saying - I was cross referring to the electoral process undergoing in another thread, and suggesting that Haus is more of a behind the scenes than out and out king of the board, hence the Palpatine likening.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:12 / 31.07.05
Consider your answer.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:21 / 31.07.05
Oh Benny. Oh, oh, oh Benny. Seriously though Benny. A Star Wars analogy? Our hidden King?

Watch less Star Wars and more Farscape.
 
 
Benny the Ball
20:23 / 31.07.05
I love Farscape far more than Star Wars - so is Haus Scorpius?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:37 / 31.07.05
No. He's Xan.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:42 / 31.07.05
Haus is teh gr8 S8an.

As some of the smaller ticks in skool would do very well to remember.
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
20:52 / 31.07.05
1. You've had an altercation with Haus

Oh, yes. Nothing too bad, just poor word choice on my part.

2. You've been huggled/Barbcrushed

Uh...I dunno. Maybe.

3. You've got a Barb-quote.

Yeah, but then Qalyn said it wasn't good enough. He's a big ol' meanie.

4. you're not really sure if you've made it as a lither or not.

I am going over the list, aren't I?

5. you can bend girders with your mind.

Fuck you.

6. You worship the ground Qalyn walks on.

Oh, my god, yes. I did want him to be King, after all.

7) You know of the unspoken vow to ignore Macrophage until he goes away.

Nope. I don't really see what's so bad about Quimper and macrophage so long as they stay in their own threads. Sometimes they can be pretty funny.

8) You've made a throwaway comment that has gone on to cause fifteen pages of discussion.

Sort of... I don't know what I was thinking, but I still regret it.

So that's five for sure out of eight. What do I win?
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
21:13 / 31.07.05
I wouldn't call Haus an antagonizer. I'd call him a lot of things, but not an "antagonizer". He just sort of keeps people on their toes. With witty, sarcastic and occasionally hurtful comments. He doesn't want to hurt us, it's because he loves us, and sometimes love is like a fist...

Marvel Boy quoting aside, I'd say he has a lot to do with the level of intelligent discourse on this board. So yay Haus.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
21:14 / 31.07.05
Oh, and someone give Sean his standard 'lither ass candle and boot salad.
 
 
fuckbaked
03:23 / 01.08.05
7) You know of the unspoken vow to ignore Macrophage until he goes away.

Yeah, I know of it, but I didn't realize it was unspoken. I've heard it spoken (er, typed rather) at least a few times, including just now, in this thread.
 
 
*
04:22 / 01.08.05
...you get all the celebrity posters' pronouns right OR you have sworn to use only ze/hir or similar until you can.
 
 
illmatic
08:15 / 01.08.05
7) You know of the unspoken vow to ignore Macrophage until he goes away.

Could we just ban him? It's the Temple as "care in the community" clinic all over again.
 
 
illmatic
08:16 / 01.08.05
9) You sit in the pub with other 'lithers talking about how crap Barbelith is.
 
  

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