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Unrequited something or other and i'll drink till I fucking die

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12:33 / 12.07.05

I love this guy whose name I shouldn't say and it kills me because hwas my friend and I think he hates me. everyone hates me. if you don't hate me yet, you will, if you ever notice me. I wish you'd notice me so that you could get on with hating me. you could be my friend for a week and I"d smoke you out and let you see my house which most people say is really fucked up,a nd then you'd hate me. So get on with it.

12:41 / 12.07.05

There there, Craig.

12:41 / 12.07.05

12:43 / 12.07.05

My name isn't craig. I have an imaginary friend named Craig but everyone calls him Iggy.

12:44 / 12.07.05

And you rule smoothly. *huggles* even though you hate me.

12:54 / 12.07.05

I don't care if you don't wanna talk to me bcuz thisi s my thread with no summary and I cAN Talk to msyelf in it and you all can jusst stick with your normal threads aobut big brother and and how normal your friends are.

12:56 / 12.07.05

There, there, Morpheus.

13:00 / 12.07.05

fuckin a dude. do you have to insult me? I know I'm gonna turn into Morpheus one of these days. I'm gonna come on here and talk about the fucking apocylpyse and how we're all gonna fucking die and polar bears will be shitting ice cubes with Blair. I'd fuck blair up the ass right now, but only if he wanted me to, and only until the ice cubes come out. if I kept fucking him after that it would probably hurt and I don't wanna hurt anyone. I don't hate you guys even though you're fucking elitist and you won't give me a hug when I'm drunk and I want a fucking hug.

13:07 / 12.07.05

!!!!

this is not my door but it should be

13:08 / 12.07.05

try asking for a hug.
how are we to know otherwise?

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:09 / 12.07.05

Have a hug.

My suggestion would be not to try to drink yourself to death. If you fail, you'll feel absolutely terrible tomorrow, and you will have to clean up the probably quite icky residue of your attempt. If you succeed, you will look absolutely awful, and during the process of getting there you will feel confused, afraid, disoriented and generally not how you should be spending your last hours. Alcohol's a rotten way to die.

I'd suggest instead drinking some water and haviing a lie down. Don't forget to set an alarm in case you drop off, but try to get as much sleep as you can.

13:11 / 12.07.05

man.
stop it.
please?

13:12 / 12.07.05

thank you for your hug Haus.

sorry about posting the door 3 times. I swear I only meant to do it once.

I could buy a knife down the street and fuck myself up with that. I don't think there's very much blood in my body. I could find out.

13:14 / 12.07.05

haus said: "you will feel confused, afraid, disoriented "

as if I don't already feel this way. why the hell do you think I'm telling you this?

13:14 / 12.07.05

pleaase dont do that.
that would be messier than the three doors, dude.
why dont you try seeing how much water you can drink instead?
same kinda fun, less shit to clear up tomorrow.

13:16 / 12.07.05

water would just make me pee a lot. what's the point?

13:17 / 12.07.05

They say nobody can eat fifty eggs. Why don't you try that?

13:18 / 12.07.05

Knock ourself out. Don't use a knife, just bang your head superhard. Then you'll wake up feelin' fresh as a daisy! A lazy daisy, but a daisy nonetheless, or nonethemore, a daisy who would milk a whore, a daisy who would skip his chores, oh daisy daisy, gimme more.
Daisy daisy in the sky,
make a sandwhich add some rye,
maybe we'd like apple pie,
daisy daisy never die

13:19 / 12.07.05

I'm vegan. or maybe freegan, so you have to give me 50 eggs if you expect me to eat them. and then you have to leave.

Whisky Priestess

13:22 / 12.07.05

Watch your favorite film over and over while smoking a lot of cigarettes and drinking coffee. You will be sober (if hopped up on caffeine and nicotine) when you finish and more able to decide what to do next.

Or alternatively, if you're not already too drunk to walk in a straight line, take your walkman/ipod to the park or into town. It's a beautiful day and storming down the street while listening to your favourite music loudly will burn off a lot of destructive energy. Plus sunlight makes everything better: fact.

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:22 / 12.07.05

Trust me again. Death from alcohol poisoning feels nastier than you feel right now. Knife not a good plan either. Eggs kinky but the smell might be overpowering. Try drinking some water - don't drown your cells - and then go to bed, or watch some TV. Plenty of time to work out what to do about the unrequited later.

13:23 / 12.07.05

give you eggs or else you'll leave?
now you've gone and got me peeved.
50 eggs will cost a great deal,
why fifty eggs makes FIFTY meals!
And If I buy them, what can I make?
You yourself, you never bake!
Give you eggs you say with glee,
but 50 eggs will make you pee.....
yolk pee

13:23 / 12.07.05

Or press-ups. See if you can do press-ups to death. If you fail, you’ll probably be able to sleep, and wake up with beautifully toned forearms.

13:27 / 12.07.05

Hause Hearth Home, he's got a point,
drinking water will help your groin,
pee your pants or in the toilet,
pee on hamlet, romeo or joilet,
drink the water, don't disappoint,
or else youll anger a catholic soint

13:28 / 12.07.05

I could bang my head on the fucking wall
and pretend that no one’s here at all.
and when the cops show up, I’ll say jack told me to do it
and when tey ask jack who I’ll tell them to screw off
and then they’ll fucking arrest
or beat the shit out of me, either way
and when I figure out where I am
it’ll be another fucking day
and I’ll have to start drinking
all over again, in this never ending cycle
but this timewhen I drink,
I won’t have a friend
cuz my friends fucking hate me
and so I guess I don’t have friends
and Barbelith fucking hates me
so I’m gonna get banzOred.
You’ll call me morpheus and you’ll call me craig
but you can’t fill the hole in my life
that has been left by greg.
he’s the guy who never liked me,
probably never wanted me around
but he drank with me a million times
before sleeping on the ground.

(and I didn’t say I’d leave if you gave me 50 eggs. I said that to actually get me to eat 50 eggs you’d have to show up here, put 50 eggs in my lap, and jet. because if you didn’t, I’d give you your eggs back, because I don’t eat eggs.)

13:33 / 12.07.05

AH, you've gone and done it better,
millions more you used those letters,
to reply to my rhyme with one of your own,
my rhyming championship I will loan,
to you my friend who wouldnt rat,
when that cop took out a bat,
and yelled "Oh YES! Who told you that!?"
But you wouldn't give up dear Jack.

SO hear's to you, you're feeling better,
As water runs you will feel wetter,
to pee your pants, oh don't be shy mate,
you must drink water and rehydrate

13:33 / 12.07.05

I don't have a tv or a walkman or an ipod. I don't even know what an ipod is. if I were home I could play with my imaginary friends and leave you all alone but I'm already downtown.

13:40 / 12.07.05

I have 4 dollars in my pocket and a roll of toilet paper in my pack
I could buy 32 ounce natties, two of them,
but I’d rather rhyme with jack.
it’s 7:30 in the morning and I haven’t quite gone home yet
but the alcohol’s wearing off now,
cuz the drinking skill I haven’t honed yet.
I remember everything I ever say or do,
including what I say on barbelith,
and what I said when I was 2.
even though I didn’t say anything then,
and didn’t have the coordination to write.
If I lit something on fire right now
I swear, it would be fucking tight.

13:41 / 12.07.05

I don't even know what an ipod is.

Then how do you know you don't have one?

13:42 / 12.07.05

I know the names of most of the things that I have.

13:43 / 12.07.05

and ya know all I own is a toy collection and a lot of trash.

13:44 / 12.07.05

is an ipod a toy or a piece of trash? because if I could make one out of a piece of trash I would, and tehn I'd sell it, and I'd buy somethng that would intoxicate me.

13:45 / 12.07.05

Hail King Jack, he's done it again,
prevented a suicide with use of his pen,
or keyboard more like it to type up the rhymes,
oh fuckbaked my friend you're now immortal in time

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:47 / 12.07.05

Kind of both, really...

13:48 / 12.07.05

I'm only immortal until I get to the fucking bridge

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