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Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name

02:03 / 09.07.05

oOH! Can I do it? I haven't killed anyone since the board went down.

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:07 / 09.07.05

do you have your asscandles ready?

back in a bit

...with the ass-candling so quickly. Well I guess we are heading into the weekend. There is potentially worse out there to find, even without the loving hands.

So, hello all. How's everyone? Mind passing a cushion?

I highly recommend Ghost in the Shell and a pipe for background entertainment...

02:16 / 09.07.05

Woot! The hazing -er, my rite of passage has begun. At last, at last, I have been fully initiated into Barbelith!

Don't worry, I'll go easy on the emoticons. I know that excessive usage of them are frowned upon on the 'lith.

Ahem.

Now kindly get those asscandles away from my bum.

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:16 / 09.07.05

neeeeed sleeeeep. So will have to leave the asscandling to the survivors.

Don't disappoint me, people.

02:18 / 09.07.05

'Night, GGM.

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:19 / 09.07.05

hey Pooky, I *like* the smileys.

But I am in a minority.

'nnight all.

02:22 / 09.07.05

night, meme. I've been in the stands for the initiation festivities, but now that the responsibility is being handed out, I guess I could help out. Lemme just consult the pamphlet. Sad, that I've been around for this long and never came out to play.

So Canadians, the Tarot, and emoticons for the evening... seems like plenty to munch on.

02:23 / 09.07.05

Edible Tarot. A niche market?

02:27 / 09.07.05

And Keggers, that was a deeply sincere awwww. Don't shuddap my sincere awwww.

02:36 / 09.07.05

Im was more of a "aww yoou...." shaddup then a "SHUT UP!!!" I never doubt your sincerity.

Did someone mention asscandling? Let me go to the "Ancient Cupboard Which Holds The Anal Candle Of Candling (of the asses).

02:40 / 09.07.05

Hmmm... well I am an evil bastard at an advertising firm that likes to fund b-rated movies about bikini-clad girls w/ guns and other assorted errata. An edible tarot sounds like a breath of fresh air.

We are, however, trying to bring back a resurgence in shitty American beer like Pabst and Colt 45. I like the idea of bringing back a brand that used to cool on my Grandpa's windowsill while he told me old naval stories is a good thing.

Phew... just getting the week out of my system slowly but surely. Work's always the last to go.

02:41 / 09.07.05

It never occured to me but after you hear the first verse Wonderwall is just really really annoying.

Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name

02:53 / 09.07.05

How about an edible erotic Tarot? Of biker chicks. With guns.

02:55 / 09.07.05

I just got back from walking my doggie, and missed wishing GGM a good night. Ah well. Sweet dreams to her, anyway.

Mordant, screw the edible tarot cards. Edible undies are the way to go; yessir, it's a tried and true classic. And it's always pleasing to the ladies

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However, I do advise devising new and different flavors. Everyone has the standard flavors of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate. To be noticed, you must make your's stand out. Why not make the edible undies in yummy new flavors, such as mango tango, luscious peach, and chocolate banana?

02:56 / 09.07.05

You realize Im now going to be working on this. Damn you.

02:57 / 09.07.05

Pop-rocks is the way to go for edible undies!

03:00 / 09.07.05

Edible erotic Tarot on panties! (biker chicks, guns ect)

03:06 / 09.07.05

Now, it appears we're onto something. Funny enough, the latest in the series we do, has links to the Knights of the Templar, Adam & Eve, etc. Maybe we can influence the next flick so there's edible undies on bikini-clad girls, reading the Tarot.

03:08 / 09.07.05

I think I had that dream last night!

03:11 / 09.07.05

Well I'm outta here. g'night all

03:22 / 09.07.05

night, kegs. Well... seems to be the way to go... after 12am eastern w/ hiccups is usually a good sign...

G'nite.