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This is the thread in which people who have hangovers describe how that's making them feel

 
  

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:22 / 27.11.05
Cop out.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:25 / 27.11.05
I realise I'm not hungover yet. But I could be. Alcomohol has mysteeeerious ways.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:25 / 27.11.05
God, if any of my exes caught me blatantly pretending to be pissed just to up my post count on a bulletin board, they'd never speak to me again!

Hang on...

most of them already don't.

Can I rephrase that?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:29 / 27.11.05
"Pretending" ! Do you know me at all, Stoat? DO YOU?

Also: none of my exes care about post counts. The fiends. Terrible fiends. They might laugh at me though. Becuase they are fiends, as I just referred to previously.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:31 / 27.11.05
And also, that whole "I don't want to ever speak to you again" thing they sometimes talk about is probably best ignored during the free for all phoning spree.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:32 / 27.11.05
I want to point out some of these are just jokes, rather than - I DON'T KNOW - reality.
 
 
alas
00:34 / 27.11.05
I keep reading "exes" as "execs" and thinking you guys are like, moguls.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:37 / 27.11.05
Anyone fancy joining me in the Late Shift and leaving this thread to the tender mercies of the hungover?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:38 / 27.11.05
Who says we aren't?

Me and Stoatie there run an empire. A veritable empire of pirating goods and zombie snuff films (because they're real zombies). It's amazing.

Charlie and the chocolate factory huh? Because I've often found ten dollars on the ground in fairy tale london and been able to spend it. Shut up, Burton. You idiot. I can't believe none of the English actors (Hello, Tim Burton's wife) said "hey, that's a shit idea. Nobody says candy. I divorce you."
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:39 / 27.11.05
Alright, but I'm going to copy and paste! Evil!
 
 
khephret
06:16 / 27.11.05
oh, the evillest hangover has possessed me like baron samedi's nastiest, baddest little brother trying to outdo him in a fit of pique. i always get this way when i go on a whisky bender. what the fuck is wrong with me? not like the spirits themselves are evil enough, NO i had to go and compound the situation by thinking i could get away with knocking back several shots of chartreuse. oh LORD what is wrong with me? oh. right. I'M what is wrong with me. AAAAAGGGGHHh.

please won't someone prise my skull open with a forceps and grab the little homunculus with the hammer that's now trying to pound his way out? HELP! even a passionate kiss & a shag from angelina jolie couldn't save me.
 
 
Proinsias
09:29 / 27.11.05
Oh dear, it's not often I manage 24hrs+ without the slightest inkling for a ciggie. I laboured through one can of beer for over an hour last night in a last ditch attempt to stem the suffering. I woke up this morning, over 30hrs after the party ended with a good nights sleep under my belt and still felt like shit.
My fruit juice and green tea consumption over the past 30hrs has been legendary
 
 
Jack Vincennes
16:25 / 17.12.05
Brandy. Why did I drink Brandy. I said at the start of the night, 'Brandy is always a mistake because it makes me feel more ill in the morning than I was drunk on the night', and I was right, so why did I drink the stuff when offered it at the end of the evening? Was I impressed by the pretty sparkly glass? Did I mistake it for Remy Martin apple juice? Was it peer pressure? I feel like tiny little wedges are being driven into my brain. The Disprin had better start working soon.
 
 
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19:45 / 17.12.05
It's the feeling that I've got internal bleeding that's the worst. Had a nice sleep this evening, though.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
19:55 / 17.12.05
Not too sure about Disprin. At this time of year it's important, I think, to treat yourself to something that'll facilitate a quick turnaround next day, especially if you're going out on Christmas Eve, and are not keen on experiencing the full blazing horror of Santa, Jesus, the Queen, the relations, the cast of Eastenders and so on, all of them rampant in some sort of semi-hallucinatory, aversive, underground Belgian movie type of set-up, when even the furniture's out to get you. When even your wine glass knows what you were up to, and, like the local priest, resents you for it, and is determined to let you down.

It's a new product as far as I know, but Anadin Ultra gives you more bang for your buck than anything else currently on the market.

Fellow Barbelith posters, this, from the heart, is my message to you.

Two of those first thing, and off you go!
 
 
Jack Vincennes
20:49 / 17.12.05
Thanks for the recommendation Alex, I think the Disprin has done the job this time round but I am always on the lookout for new over-the-counter medicines that will hide the fact I spent the previous night POISONING MYSELF.

Is Anadin Ultra coedine based, by the way? I have often thought that a few minims of laudanum would really be the most useful thing on a day such as mine has been, so if the answer is yes it sounds like the kind of thing I should be looking into.
 
 
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17:14 / 18.12.05
I said I'd never do it again, yet here I am..........I feel like a hamster that just got inside it's wheel and span it around one more time...
 
 
■
20:14 / 18.12.05
I don't think anyone properly thanked Anna for the lovely picture that greets us when we come here. Anna, thank you.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
04:17 / 19.12.05
There is an incontinent midget kicking me in the stomach whilst beating me about the head with a club, when he's not taking time off to pound a railroad spike into my forehead. Also, a choir of pixies is singing hymns of PAIN in each ear.

Oh dear god, I vomited last night. That's never happened before.
 
 
Loomis
07:54 / 19.12.05
If you can read this you're not hungover enough. I'm back at work on Monday morning and dreading encountering each of the people I sat next to at various times during our xmas do on Friday night. And I've only just got my balance back.

I think when my boss greeted me this morning with a shout of "There's the alcoholic!", she was joking, wasn't she?
 
 
Axolotl
09:53 / 19.12.05
So your office party was a success then Loomis?
 
 
Spaniel
09:58 / 19.12.05
Loomis=GUILTY

I feel for you, pal. I really do.
 
 
Loomis
10:35 / 19.12.05
Thanks for the support chaps.

Yeah the xmas party was counted a success, so that's one positive. And I didn't do anything really bad like dance naked on the tables or snog the boss. I do seem to recall gliding along the street with arms outstretched like a plane and banking left and right around the bollards. *cringe*

I had a couple of pints after work and all was going well, but then it all went wrong somewhere at the dinner. Either I had way more wine than I thought or the tiny posh meal just wasn't enough to soak up the booze (possibly both), but when we got to the first pub after dinner I was already wobbly and babbling shite. We stayed there till closing which was either 12 or 1, then onto another pub (downstairs, very stuffy, not ideal really), where I babbled shite to someone else till finally leaving around 2am. And I realised the next day that I never bought a round as I was too pissed to even think of it. Pints just kept appearing in front of me. Mind you they all earn more than I do so I suppose we lowly office staff deserve a free drink once a year. But I'm mortified at being thought of as a round-avoider.

I know one person I was babbling to was worse than me so I think I'm okay there, but I need to reassure myself by speaking to a few more people today that I wasn't a horrible bore. I tend to repeat myself a lot when pissed.

And the journey home was rather odd, particularly as the whole of Edinburgh was wasted, as you can imagine. I stumbled halfway home, then saw a night bus so jumped on it, and was confronted by a woman with a fiver who needed a pound. I think I managed to explain to her that I only had two pounds and needed one, and eventually she thrust the note in my hand and disappeared up the aisle. So I paid for us both and pocketed the note! I'll be using that to pay for the button lost off my coat (first time it's ever happened to me after 30 years so that must be a sign of something).

Ariadne rescued me at the front door where I was standing giggling because my key wouldn't cooperate with the lock.

I still don't really understand what happened. It was like my liver just refused to do its job and I was more pissed than I usually am. Wasn't ill or anything, but was totally exhausted the next day and very unbalanced (and even on Sunday). A bit scary really. Not the usual night out and hangover experience at all.
 
 
Sax
08:07 / 22.12.05
I feel like a pig shat in my head.

And in five minutes I have to go into a conference and face the editor for the first time since I delivered a series of "home truths" to him at the Christmas do last night.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:14 / 22.12.05
In an attempt to do some Christmas shopping yesterday, I went to Angel in the morning and... um... stayed in the pub all day. With the result that I went to bed at about 5pm. Managed to sleep in (on and off) until about 6 this morning, then remembered I hadn't eaten anything since Monday. Which probably explains why I felt so shitty when I woke up.
Food and coffee have helped a little bit... but I still have to face the Christmas shopping.
 
 
Spaniel
08:44 / 22.12.05
I hungover AND ILL

For fuck's sake.

Come my hungover brethen. Stoat and I can't be the only ones to be suffering.
 
 
Ganesh
08:45 / 22.12.05
Loomis, that would be the semi-mythical Bad Pint. And possibly the rest of them, too.

Having a relatively sober Christmas thus far (except for mucho at-home wine-drinking) but have Christmas Duckie to look forward to on the 23rd...
 
 
Loomis
08:51 / 22.12.05
I'm sticking to my theory that a couple of artichokes and some rocket just isn't enough to combat all the booze. Next time I'll book our xmas dinner at the chippy.
 
 
Spaniel
08:54 / 22.12.05
Oh, and Sax, my heart goes out to you.
 
 
Ariadne
09:03 / 22.12.05
yes, Sax, please report in and let us know how it goes...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:25 / 22.12.05
Sax, whatever happens I'm sure it'll make a great scene for your next novel!
 
 
Ariadne
09:28 / 22.12.05
So will not eating for three days. Stoatie, you daft man, look after yourself!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:32 / 22.12.05
I just forget sometimes...

anyway, I imagine Christmas will see me eating plenty!
 
 
_Boboss
10:53 / 22.12.05
fuckit, its not getting any better. only comics for after wotk can posibly save my afternoon. so the long journey will be made, lunch can go fuckit self.

(sorry lunch, i didn't mean that. i'll have a chicken n bacon sambo with crisps please.)
 
 
Haus of Mystery
11:18 / 22.12.05
YOU WEAKLINGS!!

I have just seen in the delivery at work and put 30 heavy-as-fuck beer kegs, and 30 boxes of beer away on my hangover.

I AM MIGHTY. SUFFER BEFORE ME.
 
  

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