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The silliest thing you have ever seen

 
  

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Triplets
23:51 / 07.07.05
"Spider-bot-apologies, kids!"
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
05:09 / 08.07.05
Hehehehe.

Spider bot.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
15:35 / 08.07.05
 
 
matsya
09:22 / 09.07.05
Ahem.

It's "SpiDEY Bot"?

With a Y?

Read the effin specs, please...

m.
 
 
Warewullf
12:05 / 09.07.05
MODOK will win.

His 'bot is die-cast.
 
 
matsya
04:57 / 21.07.05
Preview online now. hee hee hee. Go Spideybot, Go!

m.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
00:57 / 22.07.05
Who greenlighted this monstrosity? I'd like to see some sales figures on this thing, toys and comics. I almost want it on basis of absurdity alone.

Daytripper- Flash's motorcycle? They gave Flash a motorcycle? I'm going to Google that.
 
 
This Sunday
02:11 / 22.07.05
Flash-onna-Bike is a toy-thing. From the new Justice League spate. I mean, technically, he could lend it some speedforce, but... No, there's just no way anyone could've actually been thinking when that toy left the design table.
 
 
FinderWolf
13:30 / 22.07.05
>> Join Eisner Award Winner Sean McKeever and superstar-on-the-rise Lou Kang for four issues of furious fighting, based on the hot new line of toys from Toy Biz. Marvel's heaviest heroes in giant-robot action? True Believer, this is the toy-tie-in comic other toy-tie-ins dream of being!

Right...clearly this towers above, say, Batman, Spider-Man or even Transformers comics tie-ins. (giggles)
 
 
rabideyemovement
03:53 / 23.07.05
Flash bike? Why not a Cosmic Treadmill? Flash needs no bike. He could crawl faster than a bike can motor.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
04:33 / 23.07.05
Daytripper- Honestly, the idea of the Flashcycle was the best laugh I've had in a while- Thanks.

The fucking Flashcycle. I swear.
 
 
e-n
09:18 / 23.07.05
Fro the previews:
Tony to peter
"The Mega-morphs aren't toys Siper-man. They're our last line of defense against major global threats"

Now that's what I call turning the concept on its head!
 
 
matsya
02:57 / 24.07.05
Re: Flash-cycle, don't forget Green Lantern got a motorbike too. And the Human Torch did for the new run of FF movie figures.

And then, of course, who could forget the Captain Americar?



With "Flip Out Deflector Shield"



Was it the stress of battling evil that caused the deflector shield to flip out, I wonder? Fighting crime can be hell on your mental health...

m.
 
 
This Sunday
03:41 / 24.07.05
But, these are characters who reasonably might need a motor vehicle at some point in their day to day. Cap's a more or less normal guy and might find it easier to hail a cab than y'know jog across the Manhattan. GL's ring usually has some sort of limitation (color, time, pure power, imagination), so if his ring's dead, and he needs to go to the store: Behold! GL goes GM! The Torch needs a car, not a bike, just for (a) his addiction to vehicles, and (b) his addiction to pretty young things who don't mind the second-degree burns occasionally. Unless he's a total exhibitionist (possibility), a semi or completely enclosed vehicle's going to be the way.
Flash has limitations, but unless things have changed dramatically under the current writer of his home title, his limits are nowhere near as dramatic as other superfolks'. If I could remember how speedforce works with inertia, I might actually be able to fatbeard an excuse, though.

Anyhow, if these mechs don't merge into a huge mega-mecha that sorta looks like, either Eternity, or Stan-and-Jack... I'm going to be very disappointed.
 
 
Benny the Ball
11:01 / 24.07.05
For ages 5 and up?! What kind of idiot drunk is this Tony Stark, he'd risk giving a powerful weapon to a six year old?? What? Toys?! What are you talking about?
 
 
Billuccho!
15:05 / 24.07.05
Speaking of GL and personal vehicles, I will *never* forget the utter stupidity of one episode of the Superfriends, where GL conjures up a jeep with his ring instead of, you know, flying.
 
 
rabideyemovement
16:02 / 24.07.05
Sport car make HULK mad! HULK prefer hippie van!


 
 
matsya
22:35 / 24.07.05
Love the panel van. If it's rockin' don't bother knockin'.

OR HULK SMASH!!

m.
 
 
A
14:07 / 01.10.05
Oh dear god.

DC aren't going to be left out of this party.



As the battle escalates, the team realizes that it must amp-up its collective powers and abilities — leading to the first use of the JLA's towering battle-ready armor!

I know I'm just dying for the inevitable Marvel/DC giant superhero robot crossover. This could save the comics industry!
 
 
A
14:08 / 01.10.05
Aye caramba. I just noticed that the giant Superman robot has Knife Hands. It would, wouldn't it?
 
 
This Sunday
16:04 / 01.10.05
They appear to be piloted from the abdomen! Glass stomachs!
And, yes, Superknifehands was pretty much a given, I'd say. That Krypto-mecha he piloted after he died was clearly just not Superman enough. I mean he could always fly, but now he can fly and stab!
Can we have machineguns pop out of the Batmech? Please?
 
 
Juan_Arteaga
17:38 / 01.10.05
I would buy this.

 
 
Hieronymus
20:46 / 01.10.05
Maybe these guys should just take the bus.

 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
21:41 / 01.10.05
I might be completely missing the point here, but what would J'onn J'onnzz want with a giant mecha when he's a shapeshifter that can vary his size to big enough to stomp an office block?
 
 
This Sunday
02:06 / 02.10.05
Same reason we'd rather nap in the back of a car to get somewhere than walk, sometimes?
Autopilot switch on! Enemy targeted! Nappynap-nap-nap time. Destroy!
 
 
adamswish
11:59 / 03.10.05
Take another look at the Superman "towering battle-armour" and you'll notice he actually has four arms. Two normal arms at his side and the knife hands rised.

But then old Supes always was a bit handy with his fists when it came to his transport. Anyone remember this:
 
 
A
23:46 / 03.10.05
To be fair, Superman's image has seemed somewhat outdated for some time now. I think the younger generation will find it much easier to relate to him as a GIANT FOUR-ARMED STABBING ROBOT.
 
 
doctorbeck
09:04 / 04.10.05
i wonder if they will give him a robo-mullet as that really helped the kids relate to him back in the day

though clarkes pony tail helped of course
 
 
Lord Morgue
14:30 / 06.10.05
Gentlemen, I give you...

SUPERMAN CHEESE!


Note the look of ecstacy on Clark's face. Yeah, that's right, he's making the cheese.
 
 
A
14:42 / 06.10.05
"Pasteurised Process Imitation Cheese Spread"??? How fucking Silver Age is that freaky shit?
 
 
Lord Morgue
03:05 / 08.10.05
The knife-arms are to cut the cheese.
 
 
A
03:49 / 08.10.05
"Cut the cheese"? Now that will surely help tha kidz relate to Superman. Hip. And edgy. I like it.
 
 
Tim Tempest
05:32 / 08.10.05
I think the only real flaw is the fact that Wonder Woman needs armour for her hair.
 
 
Lord Morgue
12:25 / 08.10.05
The hair armour is utterly necessary. Have you ever seen a mech having a bad hair day? Not pretty.
 
 
Lord Morgue
14:09 / 17.10.05
OMFG. The giant superhero armour is NOT WITHOUT PRECEDENT.

Intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic!
Another dimension another dimension another dimension another dimension!
 
  

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