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Hey, when Tony goes up against Hulk he's always breaking out that Hulkbuster armor, so it's only fair Hulk getting armor of his own.
If I could science-magick into a giant green fugue of childhood rage and call everybody by cute names, I too would choose to pilot a huge mech. To honor all the giant childhood-rage-fugue monsters who piloted mecha before my time.
This isn't nearly as bad as Water-rescue-Spider-Man or those bright orange and purple Batman figures... Flash's motorcycle, teen Vision of the Marvel Mangaverse (neatly decimating even the central conceits of the character, aside from just not making a whole lot of sense as to why anybody'd want to write that), or teen Tony, Peter Parker the Amazing Not-Sleeping-With-Gwen (my friend's mom has decided this is yet another aspect of what she calls 'spider impotence', one of his lesser known powers), never-killed-anybody-until-Bruce-Jones-wrote-him Hulk.
These things happen. Whether science wants to admit it or not, apparently people's brains can simply stop working for short periods of time, while their body goes on autopilot and invents things like oh, reasons why an elf is shooting people in 'The Defenders'.
At least Invisible Woman's bad-girl costume had a logic behind it; Ghost Rider lasersharked with giant mecha... will the new film please involve this? |
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