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07:11 / 11.06.05

Sorry Fite....

I want to know what aardvarks have to do with porn, too.

I really liked
Gathering
Screwing Creams - unlawful or otherwise

and the name
Flyboy, A fucking London "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Gentleman

and another flyboy... "Flyboy, A farting London "Dripper Dick" Gentleman"

OMG and they called Haus, "Balls, Hearth, Home, Heart", and they changed his words to "Justin "Spunksupper" Fashanu... came out, and was subsequently assfucked up to Scotland, assfucked for attempting to sell a story about cuntlapping with Michael "Son of a whore" Portillo (?), and ended up hanging himself in a spewing lock-up in London after being accused of wad pulling one of the sex fights he was coaching in America."

dammit it's not supposed to be funny...............eeek......

ok, to quote Warewullf in Make a raiding cartoon version of yourself?:

"If anyone could help, you'd have my aardvarking creams, big virtual cuntlicks and um... I'll try to get the squirting 80's TV celebrity of your choice to come round your house and help with the sex fighting washing-up."

Less searchable M0rd4nt

07:42 / 11.06.05

Aardvarks... well, it's a tongue thing, right?

10:50 / 11.06.05

goddammit

Our Lady Has Left the Building

11:44 / 11.06.05

More "Hard-on" Lady! Less "Ballbuffer" Tears!

Oh yes.

rising and revolving

13:19 / 11.06.05

I'm terribly fond of this rundown from the Masonry thread :

"The O.T.O. assfucked at the beginning of the licking 20th century fingers a reunification attempt to incorporate the cocksucks of the Freemasonic, Rosicrucian and Illuminist movements of the 18th and 19th balls, the assfucking fucking Knights "Gazsi" Felchs of the middle cocksucks and early Christian "Dripper Dick" Gnosticism and the Pagan "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Mystery Schools."

Mainly because it's actually *more* accurate a description of the O.T.O. than before it was Pornalized. Behold the power!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

16:02 / 11.06.05

Hush, Sypha. You'll give away the ending to my forthcoming bestseller The fistfucking Da "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Vinci Code.

16:09 / 11.06.05

Ha, I knew this would be back!

I think one of the points I laughed the most was when I went into policy and help and looked at the usernames, to see : Tom "hard on" Coates.

That had me wiping my eyes again. It's fucking classic! It just changes all of the names and makes the whole place totally bizarro.

16:11 / 11.06.05

Oh yeah, haha! "Dirk Diggler"

I don't even want to know, honestly.

paranoidwriter waves hello

07:35 / 12.06.05

It's like a virtual truth drug.

"Alex, I really like the many dual shafts and wanks this Haiku unclefucks. e.g. Are you on the fistfucking train or not (I know on first reading one would might say no, but if you haven't already, try reading it as though s/he made it on time); are we always alone, even in the jerking company of your familly/loved ones/familly; etc."

We're doomed, I tell ya, doooooomed!

08:03 / 12.06.05

It just changes all of the names and makes the whole place totally bizarro.

Yes.

Yes it does.

22:17 / 12.06.05

Ganesh "Ass gap mucous muncher."

23:01 / 12.06.05

Morpheus "Not quite getting it (again)"

Bless.

16:20 / 13.06.05

What's an "ass gap"? Should I mind it?

13:56 / 14.06.05

hm.
maybe it's that space one gives one's fellow passengers on public transport?
i dont mind it, but i do feel people could sit closer.
and maybe, y'know, talk.

15:10 / 14.06.05

Sweet Cheeses, under no circumstances should anyone talk to anyone else on public transport. Maybe if you're having a heart attack on the bus you could croak Help but, even then, verbal communication is probably unnecessary.

That ass gap serves a purpose! Although, I understand that Glaswegians are not like other people.

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