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13:17 / 10.06.05

Apologies if anyone's put Barbelith through Pornoliser before, but, um, here it is...

You like that, dontcha?

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13:45 / 10.06.05

Head "Rugmuncher" Shop
Philosophy, Cultural "The-Champ" Farts and Identity "Muffmuncher" Cuntlicks

Couldn't have said it better myself.

13:47 / 10.06.05

Sexcellent. I'm particularly happy about how the promise of threads on Graphic "Bumbanger" Novels cums good when you open the Comics forum and discover that MacGyver has apparently started a topic with the abstract a creaming artist touts his sex fights...

13:54 / 10.06.05

Some interesting things going on with names, too. Particularly fond of

Scintilla "Muffminer" Trovata
Sally "Assrush" Dammerung
Whisky "Long Finger" Priestess
Baz "Asshole" Auckland
Peter "Fat Ass" Outerbridge fucks!
Rizla and the fisting Ultraviolet "Suck my tits dry" Catastrophe
Tom "Scrotscrubber" Bangs
Nina "Nobgoblin" Clandestine
More "The-Champ" Lady! Less "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Shafts!

Not so sure about Spatula "Fuckface" Clarke, but I'm sure there are those who'd agree.

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14:01 / 10.06.05

Well, Baz came off (fnar!) pretty badly out of that.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:02 / 10.06.05

I'm rather partial to:

The titty fucking Piano "Anusapple" Man-
Farts "Cockboy" Pianist Excitement!

Whisky Priestess

14:04 / 10.06.05

I think mine sounds more like a Wild West gunslingeress.

I like it.

paranoidwriter waves hello

14:12 / 10.06.05

This is a revelation! I feel like Roddy Piper in 'They Live': "Put on the glasses! Put on the damn glasses!..(crash, bang, wallop!)..."

14:19 / 10.06.05

Actually, Whisky, having just Pornolised this thread it appears that you're now Whisky "Fuck me for a Buck" Charvers.

14:38 / 10.06.05

Most Accurate Sub-prize goes to:

"Policy & Help
Board policy, technical pecks & wanks about trolls"

14:43 / 10.06.05

I'm liking the Big "Cuntcleaner" Brother thread.

14:46 / 10.06.05

Scintilla "Muffminer" Trovata

Its funny because its true.

14:49 / 10.06.05

That's rubbish. It doesn't even change my name to "Sex".

16:17 / 10.06.05

Barbelith is a cuntlapping new kind of community

That is so funny, I've just wiped tears from my eyes a good few times, mainly from looking at the usernames. The way it adds an extra word inbetween the first and second names is classic.

18:05 / 10.06.05

Creation
Collaborative or individual creative squirts

We should change it to this.

Phex: Dorset Doom

18:37 / 10.06.05

It gets funnier the further you go into it. Try going into the porn-again thread while inside the already porned up Barb'.

It states that: We do NOT have a titty fucking copy of your site!
Further gamahuches will continue to give you Pornolized spanks.

Within five repititions the Headshop becomes:

Head "Tedd A unclefucking banging fucking Seggembe" Shop
Philosophy, Cultural "Õsparaszt" Balls and Identity "Pimp "Big "Spunksupper" Cock" Mastah" Titty fingers

And we are now: ...a jerking barfing dripping unclefucking new kind of community

I will never get board of this.

21:23 / 10.06.05

It gets funnier the further you go into it. Try going into the porn-again thread while inside the already porned up Barb'.

Better, Pornolise it AGAIN and AGAIN. I'm on my fifth recursive loop and I think I'm looking at the future of the internet.

Titty plows & Literature
Fistfucks, short fingerfucks and literary world

21:43 / 10.06.05

I ponolised Barbelith earlier and then I forgot I did. (I realsie this is fairy stupid.) So when I came back I looked at the Conversation front page and thought the Moderators had gone 'fuck' crazy.

Anything to do with Haus is very funny:
The lost Ark, the fingering resident Haus, and his opinion thereof.

The 'Lovely "Dildo" Blows for Haus' Thread. [PICS]
I see your deep throats and I raise you...badger cubs. Beat that for unutterable, argument-stopping Spews.

But the best by miles is:

Beethoven's Symphonies "Fuck me for a Buck" Free
The BBC is motherfucking the BBC Philharmonic (gangbanged by Gianandrea "Assrush" Noseda) smooching each of Beethoven's nine squirts and then providing them as smoochs free on its site.

Indeed. Indeed they are.

21:46 / 10.06.05

Realsie fairy?

I'm just plain old Olulabelle in pornolised Lith, but I think I might become Realsie Fairy in ordinary Lith now.

21:57 / 10.06.05

A personal favorite:

A deep throating raunching dialogue between Marxist and Magic "Dripper "Hájas Valag" Dick" Theory

Also:

I have a nice new camera. Give me assfucks.

-Liger "Rongyosra Baszlak" Null

Does anyone know what "Rongyosra Baszlak" means?

22:00 / 10.06.05

ROFLMAO at "Cocksucking gatherings - unlawful or otherwise"

22:10 / 10.06.05

Does anyone know what "Rongyosra Baszlak" means?

An Eastern European porn star who specialises in films depicting serious bottom smacking, undertaken in full national dress?

22:17 / 10.06.05

I think I'll pornalise everything from now on.
The fairly innocuous phrase "on the way home from work", becomes the superior "on the deepthroating fistfucking way home from work", which tickles me just right for some reason.

22:55 / 10.06.05

The fuck will bottom itself

22:59 / 10.06.05

I like how no matter how many times you keep the cycle going, it still refuses to do anything with Sax's name. Denied!

alejandrodelloco

23:01 / 10.06.05

Radio & Music
From "Jar Jar" Bowie to Britney, punk to Daft "Superdick" Punk

<3

23:02 / 10.06.05

Assrush? I've heard of bum rushing...

23:24 / 10.06.05

From the Brian Eno thread:

Eno is one of my favourite motherfucks, and a gamahucheing big influence. I think the album I'm most fond of is Apollo "Fuck me for a Buck" Aardvarks & Soundtracks. Looking forward to listen the new album, but barfing at soulseek didn't gave any results yet ..

The Pornoliser is the best thing on the Internet.

23:26 / 10.06.05

Why is "aardvark" a porn word?

00:42 / 11.06.05

Oh god, I haven't laughed this hard for ages. It's just ALL good. But my best ones (hee hee) are:

From Mixtape cuntlapping:
anyone know the cost of sending unclefucks abroad?

And from the Pornolized version of this thread:
This is a blowing revelation! I feel like Roddy "Ball Buster" Piper in 'They "Gézengúz Recskabajnok" Live': "Put on the titty fucks! Put on the creaming damn assfucks!..(crash, bang, wallop!)..."

And pretty much all of the Brian 'Muffdiver' Eno thread I got in a 2nd level Pornolization
(I don't think fucking about "Taking "Mount" Tiger "Up the Arse" Mountain" is at all threadrotty)

I'm a bit puzzled by the proliferation of charvers, though...

00:46 / 11.06.05

Liger;

You don't want to know, honestly.

00:57 / 11.06.05

Oh, and try posting or clicking on a username on Pornolith. Doesn't always get a result, but...

You must be fistfucked in to use barbelith

01:11 / 11.06.05

That's not a bad idea. Granted the hosting costs would go through the roof...

01:33 / 11.06.05

Liger may not want to know, but I definitely do.

01:36 / 11.06.05

Okay, stop posting right the fuck now. I don't want this one going to two pages.

Don't ask why, I just don't.

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