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Jesus and the Vikings

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grant

18:03 / 01.06.05

Well, even if you look in the King James version
The color of the man it is still mention
The description of the man, it in Revelation
Seen in a vision by the man named Jahn
Well listen to me oh me, I say listen to me man,
How is He described by the man called Jahn?
He have the hair like WOOL -
Who have the wooly hair, but we black man?

Sean the frumious Bandersnatch

00:47 / 02.06.05

Shenanagans. The very passage (mind you I'm using Oxford annotated, not King James) says "His head and hair where white as white wool, white as snow..." (REV 1:14). Meaning Jesus looked like these guys.

astrojax69

06:28 / 02.06.05

jesus was a black man with ginger hair.

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

07:00 / 02.06.05

No, Jesus was Batman.

lonely as a cloud...

08:02 / 02.06.05

No, no, no, that was Bruce Wayne!

Yay Paul

13:15 / 06.06.05

Its quite funny I chose to come back today and that I read this post. Only last night a friend of mine and I were talking about how in Norway (which is he) Christianity is very much in the minority.

I'd like to blame it on synchronicity, but I think 24 hours doesn't really count...

Odin 4tw!

Jub

15:13 / 29.06.06

Come on, Dan Brown. TDC 2 is contained within this thread.

"Jesus and the Vikings, the Lost Years 5-28 AD". I'm actually surprised no one has written an historical novel about JC's time in a kung-fu monastery in Scandinavia before he went back to the Holy Land.

stabbystabby

04:12 / 30.06.06

No, Jesus is the riddler. Bruce Wayne is Superman. and Jimmy Olsen is really Clark Kent.

Dead Megatron

17:18 / 30.06.06

So, let me see if I got this right: Jesus was a black man with ginger hair who knew kung-fu [enter late 70's disco theme song: "Everybody was kung-fu fighting/ Those cats were fast as lightning/ In fact it was a little bit frightning/ But they fought with expert timing"]
and thaught it to viking pirates while dressed up as Batman, according to King James' Book of Revelations?

Now I found the light.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

08:03 / 01.07.06

It's the King James Bible's Book of Revelations DM, else it doesn't make sense!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

09:38 / 01.07.06

The important thing to keep in mind is that Jesus happened about 100 years ago, Vikings happened about 100 years ago, so they could totally have hung out. QED.

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